ITT, We Post Times Sup Forums Charmed Famous Actresses

>me taking the picture

Those tits are fake right

lactating from first child

love to see the chamer that took this one

>no bear
>no blowjob

awww

sorry senpai, here

Jesus christ, Sup Forums really has become terribly fucking shit over time.

T-thanks Reddit!

i've been here for like 8 years, so trust me, i know.

>when you want to fit in but just look like even more of a newfag

Is this real?

is this peak natalie?

>Be me
>Channukah party
>Malibu
>Chilling eating latkes and wrecking some nog
>"Oh shit, is that Jenna Fisher?"
>It is her
>Shes staring intently at something on the opposite end of the room
>I slide over and say, "Sup, Jenna."
>She says nothing
>Me: "So uh, how has life been after The Office."
>Still nothing
>Me: "I enjoyed your performance in Blades of Glory"
>Dead silence
>I look over in the corner
>wat.png
>Emily Blunt talking with Steven Spielburg
>The only thought that pulls to mind is, "Oh no..."
>I grab Jenna by the shoulders and begin speaking at a higher volume, "JENNA, YOU DONT NEED TO DO THIS. ITS NOT YOUR FAULT."
>She finally speaks with the whole room staring now...
>"Jenna...is...dead...."
>Oh fuck. It's happened.
>I scream again, "PLEASE PAM, APPEAL TO YOUR SENSES... uhhh.. HOW WOULD OSCAR FEEL?!"
>Everyone is giggling or looking on in fear
>Jenna begins to break down in tears.
>Between sobs she says, "I don't want to be kicked from the finer things club, but I CANT GO BACK TO ROY!!!"
>Ending her sentence in a glass-breaking shriek, she pulls a gutting knife from her pant leg and slips my hold.
>She tears through the room, knocking over all who stand in her path, and barrels toward the full metal bitch.
>Suddenly, John Krasinski appears to bring a drink to his wife
>Jenna stops in awe, dropping the knife to the floor and slamming to her knees.
>JJ Abrams personal JEDF squad intercept Jenna and put her in a triangle hold and put her to sleep and drag her from the room
>I look over to Spielburg and say "uhh, hehe, were gonna need a bigger Blunt"
>He smiles and turns away and then the last thing I remember is gun fire before I pass out from the grain alcohol I was chugging

yeap

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Who is that?

>one

The dude stood there and took 4 or 5

where are the others?

one of many

I mean the girl.

>knows nothing

me

Nice. Can I get a quick runaround?

what the fuck is her problem?

there is obviously going to be cameras in your face at a public event for celebrities

You're probably Kaiji himself, I never liked you, you tripfag cunt.

how is every single person in that food court looking at the photographer

sure now imagine a huge fat neckbeard breathing heavily

the were shooting at god that's why

imagine what the guy could have yelled before he snapped the photo

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He used a huge flash and shot at least two pictures, possibly a burst newfag

>My Dad keeps calling me a weirdo faggot
>My Mom keeps asking why I don't have a girlfriend
>Women over the age of 13 are so gross
>I'm just holding out for the right girl
>I just got a 1080p copy of Civil War
>Would you like to watch it on my laptop?
>I have a pretty extensive loli folder

Me taking the picture

Why the hell is everyone staring at the cameraman like that? What happened there?

god

Me on the right.

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nah

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most people on this board would probably say leon but yeah i think so. that tummy with those tits is pretty peak.

Did you ever think that the camera man may have said something to warrant that reaction?

ahahaha i can't tell if that foot pic is shopped

He probably said something about her feet.

I wonder if abatap will return in 2018

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>Stop super son

The lizard queen

someone should update this comic for the 2017 Sup Forumstard era Sup Forums

we can only hope

Why has the blow-job been photoshopped out? Somebody post the original.

ah shit kaiji
isn't he rich now, or successful?

i seriously doubt either of those things

Well, he paid us a visit recently.

zoe kazan and classic paul dano behind her

tob jej

you mean whenever faggots like you bring up Sup Forums for no reason to make it all about their political opinions

Such a punchable face. Frigid bitch.

funny since the anti-Sup Forumstards are the people who just want to talk about film and television and not turn everything into identity politics and autistic jewish conspiracy theories

settle down kids

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The faggots are fighting again

Stop being a faggot, he just wants an up to date comic, and we all have to agree that all the shit in that comic was replaced with Sup Forumscancer.

Me slightly left of center

>Thanks for being my date tonight, user

No problem granny hands

Scary hands

So.
Fucking.
CUTE.

literally a normal set of hands

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haha nope.

But I hear DAVEY is doing well for himself, settled down and got a husband. Well done DAVEY

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It may be the most failed creepshot anyone has ever attempted. It's just some guy trying to sneak a picture of Chloe but he forgot to turn the flash off to subsequently have the entire food court stare at him. The poor fucker went through embarrassment unknown to most human beings.

Needless to say, he definitely posts on Sup Forums.

this is pure kino Sup Forums

this is pure cancer Sup Forums

who the fuck are you

I walked bob dylan out on stage in 1976

:3

Ugly woman, definitely not banging that chick.

i was actually there and thats not how it happened

he yelled out her name first then took the photo. it wasnt a creep shot. it was amateur papz and he got paid for it

stay salty

assuming this isn't photoshopped (which it probably is) you'd have to have big brass balls to hand her that photo to be signed.

This

Those hands

>ewww

How did they react to the flash that quickly? Wouldn't the picture have already been taken by the time they registered the flash and turned to look at him?

>>not being old enough to remember when that happened
underage &b
seriously. wtf. are you 7?

Go outside, fatso.

HOLY SHIIIIITT

me in the very back facing away

not an argument, faggot

Shed love for this to happen now.
Her career is dead

Sup Forums detected

>How did they react to the flash that quickly?

They didn't.

Kill yourself, you dumb sack of shit.

the camera guy said "wow you're developing quite nicely" i think her response is warranted

i remember the upskirt. i have no recollection of that dude getting her to sign that. sorry i don't live on Sup Forums.

>Her career is dead

she is starring in 3 films in 2017 that are in post production. not sure where you get your information from

FAKE NEWS

why do people do this?
I get why paparazzi do it; they're amoral monsters
but don't normal fans feel bad that they're getting these negative reactions from the stars they idolize?

>sorry i don't live on Sup Forums
You disgust me.

oh.. and she did 4 films in 2016

A few years back I would have said this is a shop immediately after seeing it but nowadays knowing how many weird fucks there are out there with next to no shame about their weirdness I find it hard to believe that this didn't happen at least once.

I met emma stone and she let me give her a kiss