France test

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what people do there and how they live?

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they drive their eclairs to the Eiffel Tower where they all collectively start smoking in the direction of England to spite them

They wear berets and striped shirts, ride bicycles or drive Twingos, eat baguettes and runny cheeses, and drink wine. They are also mandated by law to take 20 minute breaks every hour, go home early on Wednesdays, and smoke in public.

what's the question exactly?

Well, we tend to enjoy playing accordion a lot while other less musicaly-gifted frenchmen enjoy a glass or two of wine after a day of hard work. Your social standing is actually determined by how well you play accordion. That's why LePen couldn't get elected.

We also enjoying big family outing during sundays in which we hunt snails all morning before cooking them for a great roasted meal. Contrary to popular belief we do not eat frogs. This lie come from the Hundred Years Wars during which the perfid anglo-teuton forced Jeanne D'arc, que Dieu ai son âme, to eat frogs for their amusement. As revenge, we threw hundreds of thousands of dead frogs corpses upon anglo settlement, spreading the French Marsh Plague upon their ranks, which was deadly to foreigner but merely a benign infection to the local Frenchmen. This is what ended the Hundred Years Wars and started the Wars of the Roses, as the returning infected soldiers houses were marked with roses and their governement attempted to genocide them.

Every morning they have a wheel of stinky cheese with their baguette. Then they get dressed in a stripped shirt and beret and drive to their strike.

They eat tons of baguettes, and really long meals. My personal record is 2 and an half hour.

rude

>My personal record is 2 and an half hour.
HAHAHA that's nothing, a real dinner starts at 6pm and ends at 11pm when everyone goes to sleep drunk

>a real dinner starts at 6pm
Disgusting.

At 6pm you start with wine and appetizer, the tête de veau is served at 7:30pm

oulala oui oui monsieur le mexicain, oui take le black cock in le anus while oui suck le muslim coq
also oui live in ghettos since oui give our houses to les migrants, les musulmans and les noirs

Dinner starts, at the EARLIEST, at 9:30.
What are you, English?

Actually that winter time is depressing me, night falls at 5pm and I want to cut my veins

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hon hon hon baguette baguette

Well, me too, night falls at 5:30~6:00 here, but I still have dinner at the proper hour.

bullshit, the real patrician dinners are sundays where lunch and dinner stretch for so long that they end up merging. Gotta love those 12:00 - 23:00 eating fests.

6pm is the apero, which merges into the dinner at about 20h
also this

How come we spend so much time eating yet stay lean unlike americans?

Because using your brain consumes fat

Because we spend 9/10th of the time talking during meals, how come you even question this

hon hon pain au chocolat oui pas chocolatine non non

>and drive to their strike
kek

hon hon couque au chocolat pour moi hon hon

*strike in your direction*

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considère le suicide, hon hon

pourquoi tant de méchanceté grenouille?

oulala check les doubles

wtf I love France now

omelette du fromage
hon hon hon hon