Possible Australian happening

Possible Australian happening

Oy mate, what about ta dingos?

It's Australia no one cares.

Better dingos than dindus, yank

How many injured emus?

>Merrylands

For those that don't know, Merrylands is a suburb in Sydney and it's filled with kebabs. It's like the Molenbeek of Sydney. The police station there has received threats from Muzzies in the past, too.

Hurtful

Underrated

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why haven't we had one yet? I can't wait to unleash the maoris on them

>bans guns
>forgets to ban bombs
>forgets to ban ramming cars into police stations

Are you fucking convicts even trying?!

We only care for events taking place in first world countries, senpai. Criminal activity on your little prison island isn't relevant.

The emus are back?

I bet its just some bogan drunk with a boot full of bottles looking for a servo to do a swap'n'go and keep his bbq party going.

What is with islam's desire to self detonate?

Charge your fucking phone.

[shitposts Islamically]

I seriously dont get this shit, how the fuck can they lose a war to fucking emus

Apparently it was just some grumpy 60 year old who had a blue with the cops, not sure how true this is though.

> Driver of the vehicle suffered burn injuries and is now in police custody.

What an idiot.

This,

I feel visually sick of my phone goes to 30%

RELIGION

The emus had better organization, equipment and higher morale.

OF

STRAYA

CUNT

ayy lmao

"numerous people saw a figure being taken away from the scene on a stretcher." ;)