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need an anime streaming gf

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why does spoons not do a sat or sun deal??

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sat is for the weans and sun is for God

too busy

save a dune coon
bin that spoon

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they should a simple one like soup saturday

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>so user, tell us about yourself! what do you do in your spare time?

had an absolute mad one saturday night and only really stopped getting on it at 9am on sunday morning
felt grim as fuck getting up this morning

People typically drink all day on a Saturday so there’s no need to entice customers, would of thought that some Sunday roast deal would be a good idea seeing as people are hungover but then again a roast from spoons is pretty grim compared to a home cooked one

play runescape and drink

fantasise about heeming the lot of ye

lol
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19th for asmr

2 1 3 5 4
based off personal preference of course

y-yes

>ASMR

Wouldn’t mind rescuing toff

I’d also probably rape her when I found her in the dark dungeon

I plot and scheme and do other Jewish activities

I usually go to the piano bar where I’ve become somewhat of a local celebrity

RIP
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>I'm a communist
>plays as soviet union in a rts game and plays the soviet national anthem on repeat
>sets desktop to a picture of lenin
>orders marx's books and intends to read them but never gets round to it
>posts communism was never tried on the ol' chan

>I'm a christian now
>plays crusade missions a rts game and plays the church chants on repeat
>sets desktop to a picture of a knight's templar
>order the bible and intends to read them but never gets round to it
>posts deus vult on the ol' chan

>I'm a nazi now
>plays as germany on a 1939-1945 rts game and plays the hohenfriedsbergersmarsch on repeat
>sets desktop to a picture of an SS soldier
>order mein kampf and intends to read them but never gets round to it
>posts hitler was right on the ol' chan

why do losers do this??

always sprinkle sugar on my chips

fuck bitches & get money

Honestly this. Why do people listen to this garbage?

THAY'VE TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US

Would you let this model fuck you if you were 14?

exercise and booze/drugs

>not always playing as the Christians/Nazis/Space Empire
fucking loser

any arse man in

Listening to björk lads

lack of sexual contact

>executioner: any last words?
>me: dunno ... zebra?

I should go on tour lads

listening to Weird Al Yankovic - I want a new duck

saw 2 cigarettes have a fight outside a pub once.

looked fuckin menthol

>14 has a choice

nonce

Yes. Love her cute tummy too. I really love women.

prefer spurs

heh

AAAAAARGGGHHHH

This is around half of /his/'s userbase. Map simulator game usage and this behavior correlate highly as well. These people do nothing but memorize an encyclopedia of dead facts and their political opinions consist of whichever ideology has the best aesthetics.

These people play Arma as well and their names and Steam bios are highly modeled after their pet ideology at the moment.

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tried listening to ASMR then had to turn it off in the first 3 seconds because i find roleplay so cringeworthy
shame

>watching university challenge
>two Cambridge teams
>answer to a question is literally a lecturer at Cambridge
>none of them get it

our so called intellectual elite

>9:20
>housemate listening to annoying pop music on the radio in the kitchen

normoids, am i right?

LOVE the gruen

5th pint
fuck tomorrow

>when you go to the check the potato crop and it's gone a bit smelly

UHF was pure kino

Hitler was right though

What's wrong?

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naaman

>cheese made from artificial ingredients
imagine living in a country where they felt this was a necessary addition

holy shit
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the third cup of coffee did the trick la...'ooing a 'oo bigly tbqh ngl la

Are white girls worth more in the sex slave market?

no to what lad?

need me a human female of that dimensional perspective to be in proximity to my genitals and express emotional alignment with my own

>by the grace of God get let out of toilstein's runt factory early
>get to the gym and have a great session
>get home earlier than normal, ready to make one of my favourite meals (mongolian lamb)
>lunch all sorted for tomorrow so I don't have to cook it now
>ready for a comfy evening where I can do what I want
>suddenly sink makes a popping noise and sprays water all over the floor
>spent the last two hours playing water lego with it to fix the blockage
>food has now gone cold, I smell like sweat and rotten food and my floor is soaked

haha funny how the universe corrects things like that eh lads, it will teach me not to leave toil before I'm contractually obliged again

you eat mouldy cheese though

lul

>prostitutes
>camgirls
>dating simulators
>sexdolls
>waifu pillows

can't believe there are actual markets for these things
it's not hard to get a real girl that's interested in you for free

Yes, especially virgin blondes. No joke. Did a report on sex trafficking and consulted the FBI and everything. They pick up a lot of white trash blonde girls in American malls

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>prostitutes
>camgirls
>dating simulators
>sexdolls
>waifu pillows

can't believe there are actual markets for these things. it's not hard to get a twink bf that's interested in you for free

>short hair

noice

Amir Khan is a fucking Fanny

>holly willoghby
>virgin

kek

>mongolian lamb
What?

>These people do nothing but memorize an encyclopedia of dead facts
no understanding of actual historiography or archaeology either. Their understanding basically boils down to nations or ideologies being 'strong' or 'weak' just like in their vidya games or youtube documentaries. It's not a right wing or left wing thing either, it goes both ways

you mean you don't?

i am autistic, everyone would prefer it if i just didn't bother them

MOAR

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

>gfs
>wifes
>fwbs
>one night stands
can't believe there are actual markets for these things. it's not hard to get a waifu pillow that's interested in you for cheap

Not funny.

*dictates the pace of the game from the back line*

what's wrong with that? if it's getting on your nerves ask them to turn it down

and this is basically what my tirade amounts to. its about people who think that reading the faction-information in their RTS game makes them an intellectual.

sargon types.

Come on Sean, you and I both know it's not the same thing

that's like your personal opinion man

*runs into space out wide*
user ANON I'M OPEN!

Georgian script is so weird

clue's in the title mate, google it or ring 118 118 on your spudphone

really wish i had a g-
*wanks*
dont care

don't forget ASMRgirls.
why are there so many consumer alternatives for male loneliness? i never see many female loneliness stuff apart from dildos and vibrators really

the problem with flatsharing is that if you make other people feel uncomfortable they'll make you feel even more uncomfortable.

you just have to accept that they are going to annoy you and there is nothing that can be constructively done about it.

*appeals to the fourth official*

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*holds it*

hit a bone there bruce?

*Punches you in the gut*

I think many of these people have actual autism. The two biggest history people I know in this vein are on the spectrum. I don't think it's strength though but aesthetics. The Wikipedia history spammer in this general is like this. He's basically a moron if you draw any real opinions out of him that aren't mindlessly reciting dead facts.

If you've ever known these people IRL they often buy second-hand military equipment to wear. This is the biggest red flag irl of this.