Vaporeon and flareon both spawn in my backyard at 4 am

>vaporeon and flareon both spawn in my backyard at 4 am
>hear cars 30 minutes later
>HEY DUDE A RARE POKEMON SPAWNED IN YOUR BACKYARD PLEASE LET US GO IN YOUR BACKYARD
>act like they woke me up and i'm pissed
>deny them access
>they lose their shit out front
Fuck this fucking NSA spyware bullshit game.

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cool

and now they know who you are because you post this

I can only imagine how awkward it must be - a cold Swiss person with aspergers interacting with two similarly disabled Swiss. Probably could have recorded it and made a fortune.

Politics, son. Your post lacks them.

>government spying on you
>not politics

Based Polan. May you into space soon.

>vaporeon and flareon
I'd lose my shit too

The governmment spies on you before an app was made and long after.

Nobody cares.

If it was spyware or some program to spy on you the NSA would have to literally get Nintendo's permission, ad well as Google (who I think runs Niantic).

You'd have e a better time convincing Blizzard or Square Enix to track people using their MMORPGs.

>there are people who don't already have all the eeveelutions
Embarrassing, really.

the game doesn't work like that

>That will be 30$ each.

>You have 5 minutes.

Already went there mate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirosław_Hermaszewski

>NSA spyware bullshit game

More like swarm pattern analyzer.

Also this.

Nintendo and Niantic won't even take Amazons' free server offer. Nintendo jewry is next level shit.

>You'd have e a better time convincing Blizzard or Square Enix to track people using their MMORPGs.
>implying they dont

yeah this never happened

nice meme op faggot

>If it was spyware or some program to spy on you the NSA would have to literally get blah blah blah I dont know how the real world works and Ive never heard of warrantless spying controversies before

They can do whatever the fuck they want, and your phone records everything you say around it all the time. Can it be used in court? No. Does that mean they cant use it against you? No.

spent a month in poland

pros
+ everything is cheap as shit. lived like a king and spent nothing
+ women are hot
+ pretty buildings in some cities

cons
-fucked roads
-women don't fuck until you've wined and dined them
-people are fucked

My friend and I love this guy and he made a normie twitter meme out of him

that's the most awesome crazy shit Ive heard all morning.

Yeah but now is easier to fool the majority

Not only do they have the backdoor information to hijack the phones, but they also get permission in some 99% of their requests, and they make tens of thousands, or hundreds of thousands of requests each year, to 1 company.

That's a nice lie. Here is a tip though, learn about the thing you are going to lie about before you tell the lie, that way its not as easy to smell the bullshit. You can literally be standing 30 feet away from a Pokemon to catch it, they would not have even needed to be near your house m80.

God I love Poland. Makes me glad to have polish ancestry seeing such beautiful posts as this.

>-people are fucked

Not enough diversity? :^)

This user is on to something.

>Figure out conditions necessary for spawning rare Pokémon
>Manipulate the game in such a way that more rares spawn on your property
>Charge a few bucks to every kid who wants to catch them
>???
>Profit.

I don't know the specifics but I've heard there's lures or some shit in the game so this might work.

I had something similar happen lately, some fat neckbeard was sneaking in my backyard around 3am with a smartphone in his hand. I didn't at first understand what it all was about, but I just told him to fuck off.

That being said, this is not politics. Go to b or v

>women don't fuck until you've wined and dined them
How is that a bad thing?

Yeah you're right, but good story no?

Gr8 blogpost m8
Upboat :^)

They were doing that before Pokemon GO smartass

>Game barely works
>Servers down all the time
>It must be spyware

Though maybe it is; your phone already is.

Things that never fucking happened.

They wouldn't know it was in your yard unless they were already in your yard to see it.

Poland. Fucking epic.

>implying tracking works
>implying your garden is so large the 70ish foot catch radius couldn't reach it
>implying you can even see a Pokemon outside this catch radius
Why would you go on the Internet and tell lies?

not really desu but at least it got me to reply so fair enough

were they able to send random people into your backyard to take photos of you before??

You don't need to take photos in Pokemon go, and if you do, it would be a photo of a pavement with a cgi animal on it.
Turn off augmented reality of you are that bothered by it

You don't need to take photos in Pokemon go, and if you do, it would be a photo of a pavement with a cgi animal on it.
Turn off augmented reality if you are that bothered by it

>literally implying i play jewkemon spy device 3000

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niantic,_Inc.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyhole,_Inc

The whole thing is a CIA psyop, you're a blind retard if you say otherwise.

Why would you direct criticism toward something you had never experienced?

You'd be surprised how many normies play it. And by normies I also mean people that are actually normal.

Sup Forums is pretty contrarian on the whole, so that's a whole pool of neckbeard autists that doesn't play it

i think i covered that

>Vaporeon and Flareon
Fuck you they're noobs
Just change the name of the Evee to Sparky when you want to evolve it.

Lures only work in specific places.

Is Vaporeon really that rare?

I caught one sat at my desk about an hour ago.

Did you hear about the central park thing with a vaporeon.

How are those rare, eevees are super common. It's easy to evolve them

>-women don't fuck until you've wined and dined them
Why is this a negative?

especially when
> everything is cheap as shit. lived like a king and spent nothing

Yeah, that's what made me wonder if they're really that rare. I mean, I grew up before the Pokemon years, so I don't know my shit in that respect.

I literally just got the game to see what the fuss was about. Opened it up whilst sat at work earlier and caught a Vaporeon straight away.

This never happened OP and you know it faggot.

nah they will make it free, thats too obvious and will drive people away

what they will most likely do is to offer businesses to bid on being a pokestop or gym or whatever

"dude, come to this Dominoes where you can restock on pokeballs and potions! also, buy something above $5 for extra X bonus! the more you spend the more chances you have to win the weekly regional lucky draw for special pokemon clothes and/or accessories."

I hope they all run in front of a bus or something like that.

As far as I know pokemon spawning is totally random. So it is possible they are rare in other places.

I go to uni in berlin and I saw a stampede of 25 people all with their phones out chasing after a fucking vaporeon

OK cool, thanks.

Yeah that video is kinda odd.
Vaporeon is not rare at all, even less so when you just evolve from Eevee.

No you didn't

Yeah, when I first saw it I thought it was a spoof, but couldn't believe it when I realised it wasn't!

Despite not being clued up or into Pokemon, I can see why so many people are entertained by it, and it's nice if it gets people out the house and talking, but that whole torrent of people racing to catch the Vaporeon was weird.

>act like they woke me up

If you were genuinely interrupted during sleep then I wouldn't blame you.

But nah, you were just being autistic.