Fellow burgers, give us your sports equivalents of

Fellow burgers, give us your sports equivalents of
>tap-in babby
>false 9
>park the bus
>4-2-3-1
>trequartista
>sweeper keeper
>defense oriented subs when winning 1-0
>5 at the back
>totaalvoetbal
>classic 10
>one-two

Or others you might think of

>goal line running back
Would be the tap-in babby. He gets the ball close to the goal line and carries it the final yard or two.
>hitting pitcher
Would be sweeper keeper. A player that is supposed to not contribute on the offensive end that occasionally comes through.
>prevent defense
Would be 5 at the back. It's supposed to not allow big scoring plays, but it usually backfires.
>mobile quarterback
Could be false 9. He's supposed to serve as the person throwing the ball and then he actually takes off with the ball when unexpected

Could there be an equivalent of a 3rd down running back? The guy usually doesn't play on 1st and 2nd and he only comes in when the offense needs the extra passing threat.

I always wondered, do you yuros use terms from soccer in everyday life. Like in America sometimes we call a good solution a home run or a slam dunk. Anything like that?

>4-2-3-1
Don't you guys greentext every formation?

no

No, we are adults

English is much more conducive to figurative speech than the other languages, my Portuguese friend and I were saying. In English, for “big” you can say big, large, huge, massive, gargantuan, etc. but the Latin languages seem much simpler, as they don’t pull from German & others like we do.

>swinging gate
>college-style offense

Americans really have a sick and unhealthy obsession with pop culture, pop idols and sports.

english chavs say "get it!" a lot whenever something good happens

(You) really have a sick and unhealthy obsession with America

>getting defensive about it as if it were a personal insult

wat

How was that not a personal insult

>tap-in babby
Manning throwing god-knows-how-many one or two yard passing touchdowns

>americans (generalisation) really have a sick...

>generalizing all Americans
>dude it's not an insult lol

I know English isn't your first language but lol

>walk up to a black guy
>gee i sure do hate niggers

>Americans, in general, have a ...
There, is that better for you?

Do you know what a personal insult is you fucking mong (this is a personal insult) ?

Well if you take offence at a generalisation you're implying it applies to yourself

>tap in baby
Stat padder, but you guys use that also. I guess system babby

>false 9
Wild cat QB

>park the bus
Run the clock

>4-2-3-1
This is unique to soccer. I guess maybe muh triangle in basketball

The other ones I have no idea what you're talking about

no you're inferring that it was meant to be applied to you as well
read a book nigga

Not necessarily. You can take offense at a generalization just for even being grouped in with other retards, like what this toothpaste is doing. Don't act like you yuros don't get mad when yanks generalize you as all cucks. I guess it le applies to you? xD

>Crosby babby
>center sniper
not really applicable
>1-3-1
>quarter back defenseman
>goalie puck handling skills
not really a thing
not really a thing
>depth scoring (?)
not really a thing but sometimes there are references to classic scoring wingers like Gordie Howe and a Gordie Howe hatrick is like the classic old time hockey reference
>one timer

Er no. KYS.

>grande
>gigante
>largo
>massivo

You're wrong

It's the most generic formation of all.
Used by like 70% of all footy teams

>someone drops a drink at a party
>I say "fumble!"
>everyone erupts into laughter, then a standing ovation
>people begin to tip me and some men even offer their girlfriends to me for the night

you tried

>some men even offer their girlfriends to me for the night

Those men? Albert Einstein.

big, large, grand, gigantic, massive gargantuan, huge, giant, enormous, immense

there’s still more words. Every word for big in Portuguese/Spanish has an English equivalent, but not the other way around.

Your brains broken mate. Go fuck yourself.

mong

All I see in this fucking post is smibbly bibbly

Only ones I can think of are 'own goal' and 'missing an open net/goal'

Gol de media cancha for something incredible
De volea (volley) for something improvised that turned out great
a girl can make you a golazo, and it would mean that she got preggers and you are not the father, but she managed to convince you otherwise

Grande, grueso, largo, enorme, gigante, tremendo, tremebundo, inmenso, masivo, pantegruélico, monumental. Thats without searching synonims in google.

monumental, considerable, mayúsculo, extraordinario, desmesurado, desmedido, ingente, inusitado, gigantesco, colosal, exorbitante, enorme, tremendo, grandioso.
vasto, espacioso, extenso, holgado, amplio, ancho, alto, elevado
Now with a google search.
Latin languages are by far the most extensive languages there are.

dios mio...

we joke around.
like if you fuck a hot girl you can tell it is a golaço.

but honestly it is not embedded in the language, it is just joking around between friends.

Yep.
Golazo when somethings good.
La del 30 is when someone tricks you with an old antic.
Getting caught offside when someone catches you doing something you shouldnt or bad
Calling someone a penalty when he often does things without thinking
Getting yellow carded when someone warns you of something you need to stop doing
Getting sent off when you are expelled or sacked from something like a job or your gf dumps you
Theres plenty, but cant remember anymore.

"Back of the net!"

>brit saying they talk like adults
>OI MATE WANT A TOAD-IN-A-HOLE?! GO UP THE APPLES AND PEARS AND GET YOUR MATE FOR SOME BREKKIE.

>catenaccio
“The best defense is keeping X off the field”

This desu