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nearly midnight edition

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sue

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it'sa me gookio

Time to put my life back together right now

And I mean right fucking now

Later, losers

brexshit means brexshit

imagine if trump didnt pardon the turkey tomorrow aha

>35 hours is too much
it's a seasonal job you manchild, i did 50 hours a week in the summer no problem

wretched whore

First time posting in /brit/ desu.

Have spent the day moping around my room stressing about my finances, what did you lads do with your Mondays?

get a job on an oil rig

95% of cattle are given estrogen to increase growth:

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I want to have brit friends to guide me through Joyce

soy cowboys

anime

l
o
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aya miyazaki

see you tomorrow lad

I love Sue post more Sues! x

what is joyce

which one is it lads

wakefield mentioned

jodhpurs

I have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout my life, and I now choose to live life as a gay man

ummmm what's he doing with his hand?

correct

Not Charlie Rose too, I was just watching some of his interviews the other day :(

youtube.com/watch?v=O7aSsaTqBCc

>adapter for the modern audience (soibois)

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any hotties on Im a celeb this year?

alright alright, you're a smart chap

but what about this one

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

it's a door

>scratch my scalp
>chunky bits of dark red stuff fall out

the fuck is this? blood?

why is EVERY liberal man a sexual predator?

i don't know what that's called

backplate

baseplate or something
plaque?

this is a baffling phenomenon to me too

I bet she's pretty filthy

didn't know trump was a liberal

>finally get a job after a year of searching
>will probably have to leave/get sacked at new year because of a booked family holiday and can't get any time off during the busy sale period

I want to just fucking cry. I thought I was finally getting somewhere and within hours off accepting my contract I'm faced with a choice between family and job

>accused him of making lewd phone calls, groping, and contriving to be naked in their presence.

Okay, that's not bad. Fuck those thots

apparently it's an escutcheon

>a flat piece of metal for protection and often ornamentation, around a keyhole, door handle, or light switch.
very interesting, indeed

they didn't follow pence's rule

Using my dad's laptop

Horrific electronic noises coming from it. Its like sitting in a server room or something. Fucking state of Asus and my dad's ears

took my meds and vitamins lads

leeeeroy jeeeenkins

he's been fired now as well lmao

shocking choice of footwear

>holiday
come on lad, why can't you stay home?

that's only a small one for a key

if it's for a door handle it's a backplate

well he is, now that you mention it. or was. definitely a liberal when he was a proper pervert. the guy funded democrats, hung out with new york progressive elites and hollywood liberals all the time. he's very relaxed on abortion, happily employs women and gets along great with gays and jews. if you believe he's some sort of conservative fascist you're gullible as fuck

to need her sit on my chest and shite

christ if i was a woman right now i'd be accusing everyone left right and centre of sexual harassment great way to get sympathy, publicity and money the holy trinity

If the next post isn't doubles I'm gonna shoot you in the bloody head, mate

wtf is wrong with these cunts and doing weird, seedy shit

no dubs here

how did you know this? how do I even know this? bizarre words locked up in the back of my head

dad's a locksmith

RIP lil peep

love big food and wines

hate tiny corner shops which offer like 2 beers and 2 ciders

youtu.be/e0M3FNOv7tg

Doing a watch

more like the unholy trinity

give us a protip on locks

keep young and beautiful
it's your duty to be beautiful
keep young and beautiful
if you want to be loved

>company beginning to stop secondments in EU due to brexit.
>My 4 month posting in Berlin gets cancelled.
Bit fed up, desu.

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love willies and fannies but dislike stis

got quite good at picking locks

robbed the jukebox down the pub one night

I want to stay here but when I brought up the possibility of me not going they looked so hurt. Plus they've already spent a lot on tickets.

oh I'm not the expert
you just learn things through being around people

new pope is a degenerate mug
think he's a zionist plant

Regina Gonzalez.

what is this?

a test to see how good you are at cheating with google image search?

Flying buttress, Bjorn.

You're literally a nigger

thought of dark souls when i saw this

easy

communists hate israel though

Love Israel I do

flying buttress
know this from asscreed

paperchase is the most pointless shop.
their shit is worse than what you get at bric a brac stalls

no, i'm trying to improve my english

cool

lool oh my days

want to dive out of a plane and impale my ballbag on that steeple

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they're clearly middle eastern

Your butt's about to be flying, kid

at least i get dubs

i thought it was pointing to the tower in the middle tho

go abused during toil again lads

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I barged into a pool machine once. The holding base of the coins fell out. Took £30 worth and went off with my friend. Got a KFC smashed off our face and took a piss on the local gazebo. Police arrived, arrested my friend, didn't search me for some reason, and I went off.

Later on i was sitll wandering the streets with cheap tesco beer in my bag. A PCSO came up to me, started a conversation, and said, "be honest mate, did you piss on the bandstand?" I opened up and said yeah, he then gave me a £200 fine.

no
It's a middle class stationary and stuff shop my sister loves it

>I'm trying to improve my English
>so I'll cheat on this test
?????

whoa...

why do you need to know architectural terminology specifically?

knew this one since it's the same in swedish

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