Place bids to get an icelander, multipurpose multi-use, fairly good condition

place bids to get an icelander, multipurpose multi-use, fairly good condition

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Do I have to pay for shipping?

yes

a bag of pretzels

Does the Icelander have any talents?

fixing cars, being angry and spiteful towards disgusting foreigners and shitposting

Is the Icelander interested in alcohol and board games?

Interesting. Shitposting is a talent I value. What about hobbies?

fuck off, han er min

... I am.

Ro deg ned nå, Hans. Dette er tross alt en auksjon.

hmm. If you enjoy flight simulator or could see yourself getting into it so much that you'd be interested in potentially renting space to re-create a boeing 737-400 cockpit.. I need you.

Mostly it's just the alcohol, though.

I've legit already lost an icelander to a norwegian, I won't let it happen again, Per.

yes, i like both very much!
am enjoying a christmas beer right now
vintage cars and other things with motors, history, archeology, linguistics, drinking, vidya

>christmas beer

If it's a nice as the one in Norway then i'll bid for you on the condition you bring some with you.

> history, archeology, linguistics, drinking

We'll get on just fine so long as you also hate Germans

do you accept macacos as well? will you pay the shipping?

Which languages does the Icelander speak? What's his favorite drink? What vidya does he like, and is he good at them?

I'd consider it.

Sorry, I'm not that into planes.

Don't drink and pilot.

Does the icelander know of the vegvisir and helm of awe runes?

That's a shame, portuguese are qt

Story time.

It's not romantic, don't get excited. It's not as odd as it sounds, tb h.

The macaco really likes drinking and is very interested in vehicles of any kind. It can also make some delicious sopa.

its Einstök Doppelbock, not the best beer
The Víking christmas is alot better
>We'll get on just fine so long as you also hate Germans
How nice, why do you hate Germans though?

Icelandic and English, was going to study Sognamål before losing the material for it online.
Go to beer is the Einstök White Ale, and hmm.. rpgs, fps, adventure games and such. Wether much talent is present is debatable, but I would say there is some promise for sure

So what do you mean lost someone?

We've got some good beers over here too but nothing that's specifically a "christmas beer". Trying to get a friend of mine to ship some over from Norway but for the cost it's just not worth it.
>why do I hate Germans
Just banter

are you house trained?

Post a pic of that super cute twink from reykjavik grindr.

years ago I knew a decent guitarist who was icelandic and he turned down my offer of colaboration and took off with a norwegian singer/songwriter. On reflection I think her tits were what made his mind up.

There are only pigs in Reykjavik.
Bonus pigs.

>Einstök
Hey, nice. Some of their stuff is available around me here in the States. I love their witbier.

No but I can learn.

1 million krónur

Fuckking iceland
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That game should've been tie

Sounds time consuming

ah, well considering how germany seems to be these days I thought these were genuine feelings
patrician taste
i remember this game
no foul play there, iceland won fair and square as always

>no foul play there, iceland won fair and square as always
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It wasn't and Norwegian refugee

Pls answer

Have you ever seen a boreal aurora?

And it was already 90+3 They let it play That should've not happened
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At least there we won

Is that an habit in Iceland to do that?
We have different rules

absolutely nothing wrong was done
git gud
the answer is yes

Won't lie, I've done that on a game. I know it wasn't right but fuck it.

>absolutely nothing wrong was done
The goalie had the ball

The one thing I hate is that if I order it at a restaurant that serves it, they pretend it's German and ignore the umlaut.

"I'll have a pint of the Einstök white, please."
"The…oh, the Eye'nstawk."

Maybe you just missed the joke? :D

No, the average American just has zero exposure to the Icelandic language. They see an umlaut and read it like German.

Are you even autists than us, then you ask what's it about? :D
I had neither but they expained damn

WHAT IS ICELAND MAN CALLED????
GAY SIR

Who is the worst driver in F1????????????
ERICSSON

…is that English? It looks like English, but the words don't make sense the way you put them together.

You dont have to be so assburger. They will explain the joke if you ask :DD
I was in Iceland first for that football game they were nice to explain stuf :DDD

Can you explain why Finns put :D everywhere? Even when it doesn't make sense, everything has that. I imagine Finns receiving really horrible news and laughing at it.

>I went to the doctor today, he said I have terminal cancer :DDD
>Oh wow :D how long do you have to live?
>Two months :DDDD

Just a habit :DDD
Like russians put ))))