ITT: Footballers who represent your sex life. Hard mode, no Adam Johnson or paedo coaches. I'll start.
>Had one absolutely stunning season from 2013/14 but hasn't gotten back to those heights
>Occasionally shows glimpses of potential but they're lost in all the bang-average performances
>Resents his father figure for not training him properly
>massively outgrew the league but too lazy to work on getting a transfer
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>had the potential to be the best
>didn't take it is very lazy
>now sits in a decent team in a decent league but not the league that was expected
One-season wonder.
>But what a season it was
>injured his knee in such an awkward way during performing that people still remember and cringe about it
underrated
>tfw never score just assist
vardy but my great year was 2013. in the end i found my gf and stayed loyal ever since
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Ozil
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Carlton Palmer of course
dude..
this
although it was never alive to begin with
like fucking trannies
or having it is prime in a higher league than settling for a different club in your home country cutting ties with your first average girlfriend
Literally Bojan
>early success then quick but lasting decline
I only fuck myself but I do it well
Lel
You slipped out of the condom right before you finished?
Ronaldinho cause I don't believe in binaries
kek
But thats a good thing user
I had a great 2017 year but I only do well at the international level. Who am I?
Gotze?
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kek