You CANNOT I repeat simply CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

You CANNOT I repeat simply CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

We've all done that though, don't pretend otherwise

Do you think he browsed Sup Forums?

Australians literally piss in their own mouths.

>WEE ON THE TREE

DELETE THIS.

t. Rajesh Himwatha

Not fucking government leaders.

nuffin wrong with an ol' bubble on a hot day. It's like lemonade ey

Anyone who hasn't is probably a NEET loser who doesn't ever go out drinking and has basically no friends

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>criticised for taking a piss in public
Wait, what? Who the fuck hasn't taken a piss outside before? I'd understand the flack for taking a shit, but a piss?

>Not fucking government leaders.
Why? They're still fucking human, mate.

It's called ''bubbling''

...

You are trying to draw an analogy between pissing outside as a 16 year old and doing it as a major government leader.

It's called being a rolemodel and public figure

>pissing in public
Do you all have small old man bladders?

Why do leafs know so much about this?

They need all the ammo they can get against aussies

Yep.

Just marking his territory, dude.

Hawkey definitely pissed on a tree at some point after sculling 5 schooies

>option #1
piss in a filthy public toilet used by 20 indian families. Doesn't even flush.

>option #2
Piss on the side of the road.

I'd urinate in the open as well.

Yep

Is this /anglo/

Once I was running outside in a park and I had to pee, but there were no toilet facilities. I had run too far so I had to pee on a tree

Option 3: piss in the toilet your multimillion dollar job gives you

This dude is a top government official. He isn’t some fucking nonce.

>a government drive to persuade people to use toilets

Will never, ever get over this being a necessity in Pajeetistan, 2bh

Is it true that you get jailed for public urination in the US? And you get the "sex offender" label? Or is it just a movie thing?

Superpower by 2030

He has to travel around a lot, and not all places have clean toilets.

That being said, whipping your dick out as an MP is just retarded.

>Is it true that you get jailed for public urination in the US?
Wonder about that too.
You can get fined here for that.

Fuck you

We will be superpower by 2030 and rub our shit on you

How come Indians as a group are successful in every nation outside India?

they're forced to use toilets so they spend all day inside studying instead of pooing outdoors

Because the ones that leave are normally middle class and educated enough to make it as skilled immigrants

What's a hike, Americunt? Is nature that disgusting to you?

>World Toilet Day