IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!!

HOLY FUCK!!!!

MOONBASE CONFIRMED
OONBASE
ONBASE
NBASE
BASE
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MAGA

This shits a day old
You should come to the current year and Cruz trash with us

fuarrrk born just in time for space travel.

>implying that shit will ever happen
trump won't even win

The real question is if Trump will finally disclose the existence of ayylmaos

shouldn't you be praying to Mecca right now?

That's Shillary's plan

It has already been predicted

T. Mohamed mohamed muhammad

And brexit would never happen ;-)

God damn.

British space EMPIRE WHEN

ayy lmao

Fucking kek. This is porn for old people. Karl Rove had Bush do the EXACT same shit in the 2004 election (which all you fags are too young to remember I'm sure). Of course nothing was done and NASA was just further shuttered.

>W-WE GOING TO THE MOON
>IT'LL BE JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS!
>WE WUZ ASTRONAUTS AND SHIT

fucking top kek. the people that believe this type of shit are obviously morons.

...

>three niggers and a White girl at the end

Fucking. Dropped.

WHY OH FUCKING WHY CAN'T WE JUST DROP THE DELUSIONS AND FEAR OF ACCEPTING NIGGERS AREN'T FOR THIS SHIT!

I just want a Race War to kill them off. Not even being edgy.

Good luck lads, the moon landing might have been faked but this time it will be for real

:^)

B-B-B-BAAAAAASED!!!

And the earth is flat ;^)

I can't see the video, can somebody upload it somewhere else?

Now you're getting it

Except these kids weren't niggers, they were black kids doing calculations n sheit, seriously I hate niggers and all but you're going to have to face the fact it's the current year and black kids are going to be around your chilluns.

We wuz astronauts N shiet :( I miss the old days ugh I hate this why did this have to happen to our country

MARS COLONY WHEN?
RED ROCKS!!!!!

no

That's because of the nazi base there and the entrances to the interconnected system of caverns inside antarctica where greys have bases too
:^)

New Trump Campaign Theme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBcXXfzrqco

>entire campaign is based around bitching and moaning about other countries are taking their jobs
>thinks he can go to the Moon

Can't wait to go to New Swabia one day desu after Hitler saves us from ww3

How much alien propaganda have you watched...

>i'm a cuck so you are going to have to be cuck like me o-okay?

You must be some kind of new faggot who fails to realise that AGAIN the White male is removed from the picture and no matter how much your wifes son tries not to be a nigger, he will always be one.

Go. And. Fucking. Kill. Yourself. Not even joking. I am honestly and genuinely demanding you do it: Kill Yourself.

Fuck a moon base we need a mission to mars

We moonbase now

I saw nazi's in the ufo I swear, they were observing me while the greys were operating on me

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Btw yes the greys are the operating type but Hitler and co made friends with the Vrill who live in antarctica and use the astral trading port there and have a peace treaty with the reptilians who currently control our world.

>first AMERICAN

wew lad

ruskies BTFO'd you

>says increasingly deluded Remainiac for the 9,000th time this month

Yep, we're just all kinds of suck aren't we?

By the way, how's the Bulgarian space program coming?

Lord High Admiral Gingirch soon

"precdicted"
ye in 100 years time

GINGRICH
Blasted malfunctioning console.

AEIOU
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1B488z1MmaA

i'm brexitor but i don't believe the kike lies that USA to space and trump is a massive cuck, i'm not liberal who thinks "das raciss" but i know he's literally not going to meet any of his promises

>The real question is if Trump will finally disclose the existence of ayylmaos

TRUMP HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH ALIENS WHO ARE HERE LEGALLY, HE HAS REPEATEDLY STATED AS MUCH.

BUT THOSE ALIENS WHO ARE HERE ILLEGALLY MUST GO BACK. THEY CAN RETURN IF THEY FOLLOW THE APPROPRIATE LEGAL CHANNELS.

>implying the President would know about any of that
>implying it wouldn't be a part of a SAP
>implying it wouldn't be accessible on a need-to-know basis only
Frankly, I'd be a little worried if the US President decided to brief the people on ayys. It would most likely point to an immediate extraterrestrial threat to our existence.

All Trump has to do is start building the wall and he would be re-elected.

THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!

All presidents have to piss money on huge projects, Bush and Obama wanted to police the world.

Trump will reclaim the stars for the USA

Greys are created by humans. The real aliens are insectoids and reptilians. Though I've got to admit those with draconic genes can be fucking sexy as hell.

Well Gagarin was the first man into Space on April 12th, 1961. The US sent up Alan Shepard on May 5th of that year. These missions obviously are not planned in a day, so it's hardly being BTFO- it's one country just setting an earlier date. Not to detract from Gagarin's success, the man is a personal hero of mine.

As for American orbital spaceflights, John Glenn's flight was on February 20th, 1962. Less than a year later. Which going back to how I said these missions took time to plan, is not very far behind.

One first the Soviets, unfortunately, won was to have someone killed in a spaceflight. This is due to hastily building and testing the original Soyuz. Engineers found over 200 flaws, but the Government ordered them to launch anyway.

thats the gambit
him boing basically nothing is still better than hilary doing anything
>golden sacks

don't forget Lemurians and Cassiopeans

I want to believe

USA USA USA USA USA USA
Russia BTFO
China BTFO
India BTFO
Europe BTFO

youtu.be/DSsMj5gnRUA?t=5m29s

I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it again.

Greys were created because humans couldn't pass the threshold of time travel with becoming time delivery corpses.

without*

>mentioned feminist "glass ceiling" meme

DROPPED

Don't shout fucker

NOW I LIKE WHEN TRUMP IS PANDERING TO SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

Trump is giving us back the future we were promised before they changed the timeline and cheated us

Trump will bring back the 80s and shopping malls and white people and decent American family movies

And he'll rez John candy and build a moonbase

Wind speed and low temperatures mate

Also new zeland-buenos aires actually does exist

also they'd need to carry a fuckton more safety gear and supplies in case of a crash

kek damn illegal aliens

O H I O
H
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WE WUZ ASTRONAUTS

And making a 18 hour flight over water with no place to land, where temperature is below -30ºC and literally zero chance of being resuced in case of emergency isnt very smart

>human beings finally colonise another planet
>diversity idiots insist on sending blacks
>we end up with a planet full of AYY Dindus

Falklands need to advertise for more tourists from New Kiwi and Taz!

>I have nothing to be proud of in my history so I have to suck Russian cock

Wew lad.

Trump is going to make him the 1st Governor of the moon

FOOTBALL
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I think that image exists ironically, since several routes that cross Antarctica do exist. But yeah, flying a dangerous route to connect points with little to no traffic between them is something not many airlines are going to waste money doing.

How many direct flights from anywhere do you imagine go in and out of the Falklands? You really think there are a lot of Tasmanians that need to go there?

Pic related -- the Port Stanley Airport, only commercial airport on the islands with a paved runway,

>people who can't swim would go into space

If aliens exist we need to fight them and kick them out of our solar system.

Being friends with aliens on THEIR terms is a bad fucking idea. Trump would understand this.

YES!

i've been posting gingrich for secretary of homeworld security & governor of the moon !

MEME MAGIC IS REAL, even one shitposter can make a difference!

>le ebin moon meme XD

MUH MOON MUH FLAG

lel

youtube.com/watch?v=ycn7S30UoMg

>this will actually happen on live TV during Trump's second term

IT IS WRITTEN.

Moon Base NOW!

Jews Control Both Sides

youtu.be/NNHNoVYZHoE

>this jealous

youtu.be/NNHNoVYZHoE

>muh imbligashuns ;DDDDDdddd

Shut the fuck up you retard. None of that shit stopped Hilldawg from just sending shit via personal email servers now did it?

Great commercial. I liked it a lot!

We moon base now

MURRICA

Every single thing in the video, with the exception of having the first man on the moon, consists of...

>THE FIRST AMERICAN TO *insert space thing there*

Wanna know why they do not say "the first man to" more often? Simple, the Soviets did ALL of it FIRST.

>I wonder if they get purple drank on the moon

Wow I had completely forgotten about that moon/b/ase thing.

If the Moon is a sphere, why isn't it reasonable to assume the Earth is as well?

holy fuck is this pic real?

Do it first you little fucking tough guy faggot. You're just has fucking insidious as liberals.

I'm just assuming evidence of any hypothetical extraterrestrial contact and/or related government programs is locked away and kept under the highest possible security measures. If there's no imminent threat or any other risk to speak of, the President wouldn't ever need to know about any of that as it doesn't affect his job. Also, if he doesn't know about he can't lie about it. It's all about minimizing liabilities.
>None of that shit stopped Hilldawg from just sending shit via personal email servers now did it?
It didn't, but she didn't broadcast that to the rest of the world like she's promising to do now did she? Don't call me a retard when you have to come up with these false equivalencies to make your point.

The United States achieved quite a few things before the USSR did. But some not as thrilling as putting a man into orbit or onto the moon.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Space_Race

>Keksburg

>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/755927861878460417

He really does need to call for either a moon base or a manned mission to Mars. It would bring in some young people and give all of us a uniting event. It would help ease the tension.

Someone please tell me. There is no way it is real, right?

>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/755927861878460417

>God
>Praying

You lost me at the end.

>It would bring in some young people and give all of us a uniting event.
Well it would indeed mobilize reddit

That's not how flying over or close to poles works.

This one is better:
youtube.com/watch?v=Dl5zw6fGjdA