That kid who just stood upfront and screamed for the ball every time just to score a tap in

>that kid who just stood upfront and screamed for the ball every time just to score a tap in

find it hard to believe you played with rolando as a kid m8

>that lad who kept putting his finger up your bum when making a wall for a freekick

That was me minus the screaming. I got rebounds and the occasional cross.
Kek

>That one immigrant kid with a fake Barça shirt

>that one kid who

>That one rich kid with the blue Mercurials

>That girl who you and your bros would run a train on sometimes after games at the afterparty and who one time you stuck a field hockey stick up her pussy

>that friend who says "one two" then just takes the ball and runs after you pass to him
>you still fell for it every time

"first goal take off shirts"
Everyone suddenly starts playing the most serious game of their lives

That's what I did when we played soccer in gym class. It's the kino strategy when you aren't playing real rules

this is just another reason to avoid chillis

>that kid who kept his underwear on while showering

theres literally nothing wrong with fingering your friends(male) to say hi

>that fat kid who played automatic qb so he didn't have to run

>That kid who ran across the track twice really fast during the mile when the teacher wasn't looking so he finished a few minutes before the other kids and the dumb whore teacher was all proud of him

I was that kid.

>showertime
>have to concentrate alot to make sure I dont get a hard on

> that time when we won a friendly tournament and everyone was slapping everyone else's naked butts in the shower as a celebration
Please tell me this is normal

>someone flicks the lights off in the changing room
>when they get turned back on a couple of white boys are doing helicopters with their dicks

>that kid with asthma
me

>that one kid whom we stuck corner flag up his ass

Me and my team mates jacked off together, watching porn at lunchtime while staying at a Center Parks in the Netherlands.
Perfectly normal, straight male bonding experience fäm.
Still don't know why they would show hardcore porn at 12:00 on free tv, though.

>That kid who was all quiet and when one of the football players was walking around naked before swimming jokingly said to him "Hey don't look at my dick, what are you gay?" and he quietly said "Yes." and no one knew what the fuck to do

>that one kid who went to throw the ball at the tall dorky girl for the final out in kickball but missed and he got laughed at by everybody and the other team scored the game winning run
that was me

You're a tall dorky girl? Let me fuck you pusy bb.

>that kid in the rugby team who developed really early and thought it was funny to slap people with his enormous cock in the changing room
it wasnt funny
it was emasculating

Just think.
In 2030 you can force the school to recognise your son as a female because he identifies as one and then he can slap innocent grils with his newfound longschlong.

>that one kid who got hit in the face by a stray football and tried to fight the guy who kicked it
I was the one who kicked it

we bullied him and the teacher forced us to tell him that he's not a shit player

>That one kid who was decent at sports but siblings were better and was basically the closet child.
>8 years later I'm a manager at a warehouse with anxiety and possible depression.
>Other siblings either became pregnant and the other became a drug user and does food delivery.
Mfw when I've been missing days from work because I just don't have it in me to get out of my bed lads

not your blog
maybe piss off to r/sobstories or whatever you people do

>that one kid who got injured literally every single time he played anything

That's me

We talk about our feelings here Hans. That's the point of anonymity. We can't all be Ridgid all the time friend

Rigid. Also how are you today bro?

No, we tell fucked up and fun stories and mock each other. This is not your therapy group.

What makes you fucked up? Why do you have such a negative opinion about yourself?

>the rich kid with the CR7s

>redditor reading comprehension
Right.

I know what you meant by fucked up faggot. I'm asking what you think makes you fucked up from anyone else newfag

>redditor grasp on language
>redditor reading comprehension
Oh my.

Eh, I concede. Obviously you're here to be retarded and not even for fun either! So good day Hans and keep on being you because even the most cruel person can have a little good in them

Penaldo?

I hope you "have it in yourself" to get out of bed tomorrow. And then tell it to all of your friends over at reddit.

>That French Canadian kid who are smelly cheese and grapes for lunch

There are these people called therapists they do wonders

>That one immigrant kid

You must be pretty old huh.

21

"One" wasn't referring to any quantitative capacities, but mere observation

Honestly it's very weird even thinking about a therapist the way I grew up. I was bought up to suck it up and keep moving. My question is that how can I keep moving if I feel like nothing. I feel like I'm my own black hole

This statement, sorry, observation, is a perfect illustration of why you let them walk all over you.

Do you function in real life, hold jobs? If not, it's an autologous serotonin deficiency (hormonal dysfunction), most likely.

Sack up and see a therapist what you describe is a symptom of anxiety and depression

>the fast as fuck brown kid with zero technical ability who was deployed as a fullback
Literally me, my coach was using meme tactics on high schoolers years before it went mainstream

Yeah, I've held the same job for the last two years. Usually I'm alright but ever since I was promoted and have to deal with uppity blacks who think because they've worked there for more then 2 years think they run the place.
How bad does depression get? Personally I'm at the stage in the abilfy commercial with the pill trying to motivate the female but I'm scared of taking pills. I've heard they fuck you up completely

sounds like you need to find a femanon or some kids to give your life some real meaning.

Never played striker in my life, is it fun?

>Let them walk all over you

You've never been here right? They literally live at the mercy of our government and are segregated from gen pop. Keep spouting those Sup Forums memes and enlightening me about the state of my country.

Are all krauts this retarded? No wonder Germany is in decline

>the pass sideways CM merchant with adidas shoes
Me. People thought I was good...

We're literally whiter, safer and headed for a better future economically and politically than you.

You mean like you guys do with Mexicans right?

I think I'm putting to much pressure on myself and that's what affecting me honestly. I want to own a house and a nice car just to prove to myself that me being born was worth it and I wasn't a waste of time for my parents and family

>itt we try to pretend german people have feelings like normal people and enjoy sport because its a competitive teamwork exercise that validates us as men

dont kill the jews, hans

Actually sweetie, California, and much of the American southwest used to be Mexico, so us proud Chicanos from this part of the world are actually in OUR OWN country.

>the fat kid who always played in goal becuase
he was shit at running
o wait that was me

That's not what life is about user.

If you think a car or house will solve your happiness issues, you're dead wrong.

Also, taking advice that you got off Sup Forums isn't the best idea....

ahahaha fucking fattie

I'm Chicano to and you just like I should know that Mexico lost fare and square. The fact that the USA even gave a dime for conquered land shows how much compassion the US had. You're on american soil so either make America great in your own image or follow someone else

>Live at the mercy of our government
>That you fund with your tax dollars
>Look at that mercy, clearly they deserve every penny

Take your meds gramps lmao

>my ass is on fire!

I feel like my mind is going numb sometimes. When I do go to work I can function normally and even Excel better then most. I don't think about how I lead at work but it always works out at the end

>that kid who was by far the best in goal but only wanted to play outfield (except for the extremely important 5th grade vs 6th grade derbies)
aka. me

Probably shouldn't have messed around with the floozy around closing time user

My dear puto, have some pride for your ancestors. We built much of this country and still run a lot of it while being spat upon by white people for performing lower-level jobs. Gringo sponsored NAFTA is what fucked us over, so lets move back into OUR lands and fucking make it great. I like the California that speaks spanish and subscribes to our rich Latin culture.

>Bavaria
>people have blue/green eyes
>the girl has blonde hair
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bavarians are swarthy as fuck, literally Italy tier genetics.

Sure, Mehmet

>t. Ahmet (29) aus Duisburg-Marxloh in NRW
Lmao

California? I've visited and liked it but you need to explore more then what you know. The thing people i don't get is that if America was so bad for them why didn't they go back to Mexico? I think because american life is better then most so they deal with the card they were given and shape thier ideals around the environment. The only people I've met who were Mexicans pride world wide were the type of people who didn't work to hard or couldn't keep a job longer then a year and always have the excuse that they were spreading the culture but really they were dicking around with the local hoodlums

ur rite man im gonna start loving america even though they made my family poor and got me addicted to drugs and wont give me a job
sure man ill love this country

>that kid who would slide tackle in fucking concrete
>that goalkeeper who would dive on fucking concrete
lol that was me, i ended up with alot of scars in my leg, but they healed pretty good.
i hate to loose

Excuses. Why don't you have a job? How did you get money for drugs if you're poor? Go to a local church if you're hungry, that's I did when I didn't have money to buy an apple. I know it's very hard to find a job in California but you can't give up. If you back, who's going to feed you when you have nothing? No one will. So don't disrespect the hand that feeds you because while you focus on one hand the other is ready to strike

Is that you Yedlin?

>that fat tall kid with really good hands who was an automatic first down in two hand touch

>that kid who had to ask permission to the coach to run up the field and score
Kids were really bad at football in my area

...

Fugg the hurts

What's with the butthurt German flags?

Am I the only one who liked midfielding better?

>didn't start playing until I was like 12
>was terrible, mostly sat on the bench or played a winger, no one passed me
>tfw managed to score a tap in for the first time

Based

G O B A C K
B
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Literally me my first year of soccer
>Tfw that tap in was the game winning goal
>Was the only game we won all season

>that kid who would kick the kickball at a downward angle to pop it and look like a "badass"

who /quitsportsinmiddleschoolandstillbiggestregretofyourlife10yearslater/ here

>t-the goberment is evil
You have to go back.

>Those kids who acted like hot shit because they were on the handegg team
>Regularly got trashed by all the neighboring schools

A running joke from other towns was that our team WAS the joke. I skimmed through some articles from like a year ago, and apparently, the program is on life support now.

>tfw my club soccer coach in middle school played in the championship for Leicester
>he said i could make it as a pro
>got bullied so much I hated the team and my younger brother was having so much fun playing football
>decide to quit soccer to play football
>blew out my knee in highschool
>younger brother now plays professional football while i'm the family disappointment

>Mum buys me a box of toys and says I can open it if I score
>Don't score
>Lets me open it anyway
>Feel embarrassed that I couldn't win them fairly and don't enjoy it

>that one kid that was fucking my mom so I always picked him last for dodgeball