Find me a funnier South Park joke

Find me a funnier South Park joke

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South Park is literally

DUDE POOP PEEPEE SEMEN LMAO

Actually it kinda isn't

It sometimes is (particularly in the earlier seasons). Even then it usually had a good balance of other stuff keeping it funny though

Scott Tenorman Must Die is the best episode, prove me wrong

the wow episode and the vagisil episode are pure unadulterated unfiltered high quality 100% cash back guaranteed kino

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kek, season 7-8 were the best

What episode?

Cartman joins NAMBLA

The NAMBLA one.

>Cartman talks to Manlytears.jpg

The Losing Edge

Best joke i've seen

>Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again!

i thought he had a japanese wife

Literally the most pleb choice that all plebs choose because other plebs have chosen it as well.

What's your pick then?

His wife is pretty hot.

Any good sites to watch it on?

>the kids explain to chef their teacher died and the police found their seamen in her stomach, chef thinks they took turns raping then murdering her

Hang on, I've gotta run some more tests

Casa Bonita was a prime episode

lmao that suit

you're not supposed to be walking on your pants legs, stupid

lol Trey is worth almost 300 mil, he gets a pass. he'll probably teach that kid how to succeed at anything he sets his mind to.

Why did everyone hate the Pip episode? Honestly, it's pretty fucking hilarious overall and I don't understand why it got so much hate.

southpark.cc.com

Shut up, Pip.

>I'm just a simple blacksmith, made me a metal newspaper

it is very underrated

I don't get it

The kids name is Kobe if that's whats confusing you

> Randy jokes
That's just cheating.

Probably because it was about a side character and because most people are unfamiliar with the source material.

Season 19 was kino.

>Hello young man, so you'd like to put your money into our bank and then we'll put it into a savings and investment-aaaannnd It's gone!

Red rocket

>the face of a generation entertaiment
shitty suit
slipons
gook with tattoos as a wife
a nigger jap as a progeny

Is she at least pregnant with HIS kid in this picture?

Of course from his point of view he might be dodging a huge bullet in avoid a messy divorce and child support payments.

Awesom-o is the best faggot

>he thinks it has to be your kid to be liable to pay child support

He did, they divorced.

I'm not from California, but I shouldn't be suprised if that actually is the case

Is this all Sup Forums is nowadays? Cannot even discuss south park without talking about some cuck shit?

>any history of sexual abuse?
>no, but my uncle would take pictures of me and my sister naked and sometimes we kissed

>framing black successful men is a way of life

>God dammit, where were all the sex crazed teachers when I was in school?!

>episode please, PRETTY PLEASE I NEED IT NOW

OH, SO JUST CAUSE I CHINESE, YOU TINK I BUILD GREAT WARR

i thought the best episode was the one where they find out that earth is just a reality tv show, and those green alien executives are doing drugs and sucking each others "jagons"

Simpsons did it

That was a good one.

I'LLGETYOUMONGOLIANSIFITSTHELASTTHINIDOOO

AHHH NOOO

GOD DAMN MONGORIANS, STOP BREAKING DOWN SHITTY WALL

My personal favorite is the sea monkey episode where cartman got seamen for free from a guy and all he has to do was close his eyes and suck it out of a hose.

Because you can relate to the joke?

Funnest part is when he's about to break into song, stops, and just shoves the couch with them on it out of his house.

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>being this jaded

spookyfish

they dress like italian gangsters from the 1970s

I don't know why, but i liked the one where Cartman tries to board up kyle's door

Jooziens

I should have never gone ziplining is without a doubt one of the best episodes

>the painful waiting
>the detailed anatomy behind cartman's farts going into Kyle's nose
>the live action segment shot in Trey's dad's boat in Florida
>the epilogue with Mr. Hanky saving them and taking them on his Helicrapter, a train and his Seven-Turdy-Seven

Here's my list:

The WoW episode
Awesome-O
Simpsons did it
Scott Tennerson must die
Spookyfish
Does that sparkle with everyone?
Seamonkeys
Guitar Hero
Casa Bonita
Super Fun Time
Ginger Kids
You got served
Cartman is a ghost
Tsst

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IT WAS A SPOOKY GHOST

Ahh women huh.... God I hate em

pickup a chinese person and rub them on the blanket, get the sars nice and deep

don't forget they got the narorator from those shows too

Cartman's reaction to watching High School Musical. The delivery is just so deadpan

youtube.com/watch?v=WeBo_L0RytA
youtube.com/watch?v=NxE-bEiEurs

>Not Jared has Aides
Even funnier in retrospect

I actually think this is the moment I laughed hardest at South Park. Maybe Randy wheel barrowing his balls down to get weed singing Buffalo soldier.

HA ROW WELCOME TO SHITTY WOK

Honestly it still has to be the "mom, kitty's being a dildo" punchline the very first epi

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=Pji_IX-UacM

>slam my jimmy through your mouth roof, now get your fat ass in that voting booth

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

Ladder to heaven

"Ugly Bob, you look like someone tried putting out a forest fire with a screwdriver."

still the comfiest episode

Bass to Mouth

the best episodes are those with no political agenda and where the kids just be kids

pic related

youtube.com/watch?v=vE8XJEeOpyA

Also my favorite episode

and this
youtube.com/watch?v=EraAt07CtoA

It's the same episode you asshat

No shit, I just forgot to post the other link with my first comment

Sure you did tard

1. 201
2. 200
3. The Death of Eric Cartman
4. AWESOM-O
5. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

whatever helps you sleep at night dipshit

PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

I'm not the one looking like a idiot here

200-201 are ok, but nowhere near the best.

I'm not the guy with crippling autism who thinks I wouldn't know that two jokes about global warming in SP were in the same episode. Which is what I meant by saying "and this one" (as in, this joke too, not this episode too). Go to sleep you dumb faggot.

You really are user. Nobody cares that he posted two clips from the same episode

Stanley's Cup.

You've been proven wrong.

wow, you actually made a respone on your phone and computer at the same time, double the mad, double the you's
Samefagging tastes good

That was pretty much the last worthwhile Chef appearance as well

>another user calls you out for being an autist getting upset about something so trivial
>I-IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!

lmao go to sleep you stupid faggot

No come on, post from your phone and computer at the same time again, I know you got some mental problem that you can't accept the fact that you looked like an idiot, accept your mistake and move on