Welcome to Asia Mr.English teacher! Let me introduce you to your coworkers

>Welcome to Asia Mr.English teacher! Let me introduce you to your coworkers...

yes please
oh yes asian goddesses oh
oh god my yellow fewer is gettign worse

*desperately tries to hide raging erection*
Oh.. hello everyone

Fuck off LARPers

>Be man
>Be hired as a secretary

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Asian girls are perfect.
I'm coming to get one. Just you wait.

Doesn't look sexy at all

All those silly waves and token gestures of femininity hide the fact that they have no ass or tits

Such is life of english teacher

>Let me introduce you to your coworkers...
Oh god no. I don't want this fucking job, I've clearly been Shanghaied.

I'm gay so I don't give a shit about f*males

pls can any asian girl hire meas her secretary?
I would bring her coffee with my teeth every time and squirmed when she would pat me and told me that I am a good boy

You're lucky, you can get really damn close to Korea and Japan without actually leaving your country. Unless domestic flights are unreasonably expensive in Russia, that would make vacationing to East Asia way cheaper.

A one way ticket to a city close to the Korean\Chinese border would cost about 5 my monthly wages.
A one way train ticket would cost about 4 monthly wages

Wow nevermind, flying across Canada without a border crossing isn't expensive, taking the trans canada train is dirt cheap all things considered.

Costs about 1.5 weeks of my wages m8
Feels good not being a wagelet

Do you like Iberian men?

>talking down to mordor

you suck, fucking retard

Depends

Portuguese are awesome, absolutely bro tier.
Sp*niards though...

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do you want a strong Portuguese bf to fuck you boipucci hard and then cuddle afterwards?

>tfw
>"Welcome to Europe! Mr Filipino Teacher! Let me introduce you to your coworkers!"

乍得教育家!

What are you smoking, it's expensive as hell, it's a contentious issue

Once you fuck enough, you realize pussy is so much more important. As long as theres some B-cups and its not totally flat, I'll take a skinny girl

>working with a bunch of stupid women

You have no idea what you're wishing for.

Why does students do this to English teachers in Asian schools?

Nice plastic

This is like in my chinese cartoons!

I don't like bara men, but I do want my boipucci fucked hard with cuddles afterwards!

Do you get hard while writing all that gay shit?

the whole asian girls like white men thing is a myth

No it's true and I will experience it one day!

t. virgin English teacher

>Unless domestic flights are unreasonably expensive in Russia
Well about that...

Sometimes. I used to get very hard when writing about my bondage fetishes, but I don't anymore.

It's absolutely true, especially with regard to westernised Asian girls.
t. lives in an area of Singapore with a fuckton of white expats, many have Asian gfs

I wish I was white so I could experience this

why would i believe a sissy

t. chang

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at least you make great curry, khan

far from a myth, if you're tall, blonde hair blue eyed and decent looking in asia, you'll slay like no tomorrow(even more so at home, because you already get laid)

But most whites on Sup Forums are untermensch, so they go, can't get laid and get butthurt about it

Is this men rating women or woman rating men?

Explain this graph to me I dont get it.

>here is your coworkers mr. english teacher
>there is brandon from usa, 31 years old. no one really talks to him
>here is johan from sweden, 23 years old. he likes to watch anime! haha
>and finally here is snow, a sweet 18 year old japanese girl who likes to play vidya and coss play as a nazi soldier.
>oh! and here comes her boyfriend! ogon'go bongo from congo! he just returned home from a body builder competition
>we are so happy to have you on our team!

smaller webm please

asian males get replies from 22% of asian females, 34% of black females, 22% latino, 18% indian, 27 middle eastern and so on.

white men get most replies while blacks gets least

Why do white women barely respond to men of all races?

Oh wow what a great source

No one lies about their race online.

G-d I need to move to asia fast

sorry chinese girl loves bwc.

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imagine being this in denial

>I represent the entire Chinese population when I speak.
>Isn't even Chinese.

There are exceptions though the biggest chad I knew at sixth form was a Malaysian drug dealing body builder.

Malaysian elites are from Chinese origin, ignorant.

at least not a goblin

You could fuck a nigger it seems bro

Alri here's from the mouth of a chink. Chinese girls love bwc. happy?

Then they aren’t Malaysian “elites”. They are Chinese elites.
I’m not your enemy. Please consider the following: the Chinese girls that go after foreigners aren’t the type of partners you want to have as waifu material.

The ones that go after whites probably do so not out of love, but out of money and hypergamy. Marriage will probably last a decade before whitey realizes he got screwed and played by a real life manipulative cunt. The ones that go after blacks are mostly sick fetishists that probably do so because they think they can cuck Asian guys. While it is true some of our male population may feel twinges of resentment at this, (based off how attractive the girl is(attractiveness and feelings of resentment being negatively correlated)) most of these cunts are extremely vapid and ugly to interact with in real life. I’m your only friend here.

>I represent the entire Chinese population when I speak.
>Is a fag.

peng

hello redd ឴ ឴it
Why are Amerimutts so deluded?

Mistakes were made today.
>negatively correlated
*positively correlated
My bad.

The more attractive the girl, the higher the feelings of resentment.

>imblyign
>what is mark le facebook wife

She is like the poster child for the first alternative explanation that I provided.

you haven't read their love story aren't you

>he thinks 3D f*males can feel love for things other than dicks

>imblyign I'm he

I got hard just from reading it

>I represent the entire Chinese population when I speak.
>Is a woman.

No. Why would I read some soppy love story about two people who aren’t related to me in any way and whom, to be quite honest with you senpai, don’t really care for?

Well I've had no problem with Korean, Chinese or Japanese girls

>I represent the entire White population when I speak.
>Is Anglo.

d... delet this

i spotted the employed, not underage functional human beign

he's right though. working in an office full of nothing but women would be hell

This is a dating site not Sup Forums if you wanted to meet people IRL you wouldn't lie.

Hi Mohammed! Was that a goat I heard last night with you in bed?

that was my point, i wasn't sarcastic nor ironic/cynical

Why do East Asians have such nice feet

Hahahaha butthurt paki detected

>oh yes asian goddesses oh

Asian girls are literally made for love.

>flag
Checks out

be my bf pls

I never claimed that