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Tonights games:

Flames@Pens
Leafs@Sabres
Sens@Stars
Coyotes@Oilers
Islanders@Canucks

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shant be any autism below this post

>on time
>no anime
denmark should make all threads

>loses

>simpsons
>not anime

*ruins your thread*

imagine being a fan of such a queer team

Just start the fucking playoffs already

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The Simpsons is not anime?

thats done nothing but choke

>KHL allstar team goes to Olympics and struggles way to gold against literal whos
>thinking its a better league than the AHL

didnt know the simpsons was japanese retardbro

Fuck anime

help their cause

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Shant be falling for Scams. Proxy off Pekka

Typical NHL fan type of thinking.

Imagine going to a website you don't like and complaining about it having things you don't like

Except its not wrong. Shipachyov couldnt even make the NHL so he went home and became a point per game player in the KHL

shall only be giving out (you)'s to finns today

i know right?
go leafs go

There are people in this thread who think Loseipeg are Canadas best shot at Stan Lee

>sabres

he was sacrificed by Vegas because of some roster rule (???)

Too fucking far. Fuck off back to your pony board

FUCK YOU DEVILS I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR YOUR SINS

Here finland

>in easy babby division
>still behind jets in points
topzoz

Nigel Dawes literally had the highest PPG in the KHL. He was last seen getting cut by Montreals AHL team

imagine thinking the khl is a good league

>laffs

>babby division
>half the teams in that picture part of that division
Rmyt

Eastern conference is also the baby conference so it's easier to get points

Reminder that leafs fans actually think matthews is comparable to Crosby.

>babby conference
>has won the last 2 stan lees
Rmyt

Pens on autopilot all the way to the Stan Lee. While the best conference kills each other then plays the pens

but what about the five other teams that are garbage and basically free points?

Linden "point per game" Vey is also lighting up that shit tier league. He couldnt even make the lineup on the worst team in the league

>Kills each other
>literally get cake walked to Finals just to get murdered by Crosby
Washington/Ottawa/CBJ > Chiraq/St.Poois/Analslime

Say something nice about Canada.

>kitties
>free points
Delete this

Reminder that people unironically think that Crosby isn't a team babby.

shant be responding to tripcucks
thanks for the (You), retard

lmao holy shit the delusion

Is this the (You) thread?

Hahaha no

>devils are going to miss the playoffs

feels good man

fuck off shantposter nobody likes you

>hurricanes
>making the ploffs
Shant be happenin la

who /winnipeg/ here? Whew lads, quite the snowfall we had

Reminder that without PPG, Laine is 34th in the league in goals, while Matthews is 4th

>He ignores posts he doesn't like
>proceeds to call things reddit.
really makes my dogs bark.

did bettman stop counting PPGs in the playoffs or something?

well yeah thats who matthews closely resembles in play style. a bigger stronger crosby with a better shot.

Crosby is a Malkin babby. The last two Conn Smythes were just buttman trying to grow his golden boy's "legacy"

i’m /winnishitinvancouver/

no just delusional leafs pajeets

>stronger crosby
When Matthews chops a guys finger off, you can call him stronger

You all seem to agree Alberta is dogshit

canadians are rude bitter cunts

>imagine being this assblasted that you have to keep posting this
calm down, laine is goat, deal with it

Has there been a man who has unbusted himself better than him?

too early to tell if it was just fluke

Your 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Champions.....

The San Jose Sharks!

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It is. He fluked rookie season and then busted before this season. ACL tear in the last 5 games and he will never have a campaign this great again.

t. future man

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why is anaheim chief wiggum? and milhouse bj? is there a large concentration of hindus in colorado?

@82064176
At least make it different if you are going to post this every few days, everyone knows what they are already

yawn get a new shtick fucking queer

*wins*

t. increasingly nervous fan of some gay central division team

*recedes*

make a fucking new one already, i don't want to be brock boeser

well i do but i don't want to play for vancouver

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Meet the Conn Smythe winner and champion of 2023 Stanley Cup playoffs, Patrik "The Shine" Laine

*gets exposed* again

Sick bantz kid

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>you will never take your son to an NHL game

That kid is my hero

>jests
This year is the Jets best and realistically only opportunity to make a stanley run before cap hell and regression hits them hard.
They better make the most of it.

Would rather take my daughter

You could take your wife's son

black people aren't that much into hockey here

Pretty sure that was the game where McMeme scored a hat trick. Stupid kid triggered his autism

>implying magic man cheveldayoff won't make the best out of it

Doing an anime edit. First team any team gets it.

Finnish national team

shargs

Well shit here we go

baka look at this swedish bust

Kys

absolutely disgraceful swedebros

i never liked bulju but i want to see him traded and unbust himself only to further shame the oilers

what's he listening too?

why did no one listen to this
together we can make /hoc/ autist-free

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a mix tape of your moms orgasm moans

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