>DUDE! THE RACOON STOLE SOME OF OUR BATTERIES SO LET'S HUNT DOWN THE ENTIRE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY AND KILL THEM Man the writing in this was so shit
Also
>DUDE! I AM A GOD AND WANT TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE SO THERE WILL ONLY BE COPIES OF ME
This movie didnt even feel like it had a plot. I would have enjoyed it if they actually tried to make a decent adventure story.
Sure I did enjoy the parts on the ship with baby groot freeing the racoon and the other guy from the prison cell and then we get lots of deaths but other than that this was a pretty poor movie.
Thomas Fisher
>DUDE I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'M NOT A FAGGOT WHO WATCHES THIS GARBAGE
Luke Nelson
Hey I was dragged along to see this with my family so I didnt wanna originally see it. I havent even seen the first movie
Brandon Scott
After BvS, everything seems like shit. Justice League to be lit
William Clark
BvS was much better than GotG 2 thanks to all the Ben Affleck moments that are a cinema highlight. I dont care for the Superman moments and the boring politics of "MUH SUPERMAN IN REAL WORLD".
And Justice League looks like it will be shit due to the quips, bad cgi as always and bad color grading.
GotG 2 had amazing cgi though. Too bad the movie felt like some Adam Sandler thing
>DUDE I MAKE SOME REALLY BIG TURDS wtf Drax
Samuel Green
Horrible piece of shit 'movie'.
Gunn was always a hack but he went so fucking above and beyond its almost unreal.
Robert Wright
It was fun
Lucas Morris
I am saying it... yes I am... this movie makes Brett Ratner's X Men the Last Stand look like a masterpiece
Dominic Gray
The baby groot moments on the ship, drax with the "ugly" alien chick were fun but those were only side parts of the movie
Ayden Cruz
HOW DOES THIS HAVE 86%??
Suicide Squad was much better than this shit
Michael Ross
>mfw I can just sit back, relax and watch a damn good movie without sperging out
Jacob Foster
Honestly it was Corny, Cheap, Childish. Everyone just looks too old to be doing this
Blake Diaz
This is proof that Disney pays off Rotten Tomatoes but marvel shills are in denial
Jose Perry
But I do. GotG2 was just a piece of shit
Gavin Nelson
Suicide Squad was way funner than this and look at the rating that got.. explain that
Alexander Powell
Ikr. 86% for a movie about turd jokes, dick jokes, bland plot with a lot of filler
HOW?
Ghost in the Shell is a WAY better movie than this.
Isaac Myers
Suicide Squad looked edited by a retarded person, the dialogue was terrible and had plot holes everywhere though
Jayden Campbell
You will give Marvelcucks an ideal to strive towards.
They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall.
But in time, they will join you in the sun, Zack.
Carson Smith
The second act was very directionless and went for too long. It was obvious something was going to happen so you were just sitting there waiting for it.
Baby groot was as annoying and pandering as you expect
There was plenty of Drax which made up for the Groot moments
Excessive CGI on some of the sets
Otherwise I enjoyed it. If you didn't like the first one you obviously won't like this one and If you did you will. It's just a solid sequel.
Gavin Williams
Well Sup Forums hates it, so I'm ready for a great movie with lots of laughs.
Thanks guys!
Samuel Cox
>implying Sup Forums has watched it Never too early to shitpost
Wyatt Adams
>implying it didn't come out yesterday in Australia
Then again, Australia and shitposting...
John Miller
I know! Don't forget to buy your Drax™ t-shirt and a Baby Groot Reddit Collector Figure™ on your way out too!!
Chase Hall
>Reddit Collector Figure
faggot you just made that shit up
Josiah Parker
Suicide Squad is 10x funnier if you want some laughs
Aaron Phillips
is the Pac Man meme real?
Justin Allen
Yes.
Jason Richardson
...
Grayson Edwards
>not symmetric Why do they hate art so much?
Cooper Rogers
Watch 'The Avengers' before 'Suicide Squad' to really appreciate the satire.
Christopher Jackson
Please tell me this isn't Her.
It is, isn't it? They really fucked Her up this badly.
Christian Edwards
I believe in you, Lord Snyder. My faith has never wavered. I believe you are the one true god of capekino.
Liam Smith
Is this the beginning of the end of Marvel?
Samuel Jackson
>Ghost in the Shell is a WAY better movie than this. holy shit Sup Forums is full of reddit today.
Dylan White
Debicki looked slick as always though.
Grayson Evans
Do Marvel fags and dcucks ever get bored of turning off their brains?
Jace Lewis
If you watch a DC movie with your brain turned off, you're missing out.
David Nelson
fuck the marvel reddit universe
Xavier Ross
>DUDE I'M MAKING EXCUSES DUDE DUDE
Kevin Nguyen
But brain-turned-off is the default state for the user here:
How will he not miss out?
Lincoln Baker
No, normies will keep flooding to this shit. Marvel could literally have an ass on screen for 2hrs and people would still watch them.
Owen Powell
the one on top looks like Stanley Kubrick directed it
This is out already? Marvel may need to slow it down. Jesus Christ.
Aaron Ramirez
I wish for DC to get a +80% streak going just to see you retards do a 180 and start shitting on them. But it'll never happen.
Robert Jenkins
I never noticed the guards to either side. Are they Big Guys like Nam-Ek?
Angel Jenkins
You know how I know Sup Forums hasn't seen it? Cause if they had this board would be flooded with threads going on about her sex hair at the end of the movie
Chase Cook
>>DUDE! I AM A GOD AND WANT TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE SO THERE WILL ONLY BE COPIES OF ME It's pretty much a usual comics-tier villain. Nothing wrong with that.
Cameron Gonzalez
>do a 180
its a 360 you retard
Charles Gray
I'm glad. It proves we aren't full of capeshit loving faggots, we're just full of shitposts.
Henry White
I actually really liked this film. A surprising amount of the jokes landed & it was visually very aesthetic. Where were the jokes in suicide squad? Don't think I laughed once through the whole thing.
Josiah Wilson
>over the age of 12 >watches cartoon movies
Colton Roberts
I would never betray Snyder and DC
Tyler Russell
True, but also that sex hair man
Matthew Baker
>But it'll never happen. We know, Disney has the critics in their pocket
Hunter King
Me either.
Lincoln Long
>BR Club m8
Jordan Baker
Honestly, I'd never noticed that watermark. Who even is that?
Jack Jenkins
dey call him Zack "Kubrick" Snyder
Angel Murphy
Yes, the plot was weak but the stunning visuals, the jokes and the characters development made up for it. Remember its aim is to entertain you and it did it. 8.5/10
Gavin Gonzalez
>ITT: MARVEL REDDITORS BTFO!
William Lewis
Let me make sure I'm clear on this one point - they end the first movie still in possession of the Power Gem. Do they still have it at the end of this one?
Isaac Flores
>golden debicki
Gavin Ortiz
Gems are not cited in this one.
Luis Lewis
No they don't. They give it to Glenn Close
Justin Bell
Not allowed to have fun
Caleb Allen
Ahh, that's right. So two with the Collector, one with Strange, one with Vision, one back with Loki(masquerading as Odin) and the Soul Gem unaccounted for.
No mention of the Nova Corps, Thanos, the Collector, or anything at all that advances the big arc?
Isaiah Myers
My bad - one with the Collector, one with the Nova Corps.
Adam Morales
>hating on based Ratner
Helllooooooooooo Reddit
Tyler Hall
So you liked The Last Stand, eh?
William Jenkins
No, fairly stand alone. Closest is Nebula saying she's gonna go after Thanos
Jose Gutierrez
That sort of worries me. We're running out of time for Thanos to get off his ass and it not feel stupidly rushed.
Ryan Gutierrez
I imagine that's all gonna be covered in Infinity Wars or whatever they're calling it now. I guess based on their box office returns they've realised not everyone that watched Avengers watched Guardians, so anything related to Avengers might as well stay there
Brandon Evans
Oh, youposted yesterday!
nice.
Asher Collins
I cringed really hard at basically every scene involving Rocket. The 'funny' moments with Rocket and taserface felt so fucking forced to me, not even memeing it was actually LOOK HOW MUCH FUN WE'RE HAVING. And every human interaction felt hammy as well, YOU'RE ME, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY SISTER, YOU KILLED MY MOM, shit was just terrible to me.
Jace Lopez
?? Did that pilot just fucking disintegrate?
Aiden Gonzalez
word
Joshua Morris
>get debicki for a role >cover up her neck
whats the fucking point
Liam Sanders
You're a literal autist. The entire cinema full of people had a good time in my showing. I can't believe you people are real.
Lucas Morris
here's some debicki neck for you user
Luis Long
I saw Ghost in the Shell on Monday and Guardians today. You're insane. Guardians is far better in every aspect, from visuals to acting & story. Ghost in the Shell isn't as bad as everyone said, but it still doesn't even come close. You people are being anti-guardians just for the sake of it.
Justin Thompson
I think you mean slicki
Grayson King
I don't think there's much question there, BvS might be able to be called mediocre, but it's better than a bad movie.
Michael Evans
So the humor was good to you? That whole scene with taserface was funny to you? That bit with groot grabbing the wrong things made you laugh?
Carson Sanders
t-thanks
Nolan Campbell
ALL THE TIMES THAT I CRIED KEEPING ALL THE THINGS I KNEW INSIDE
Jayden Morales
>The entire cinema full of people had a good time in my showing. >everyone else liked it so you should like it too!!
>I can't believe you people are real. we aren't
Connor Wilson
Ego's motivation didn't feel forced or stupid to me Rocket's ""reasoning"" for stealing the batteries because he has issues instead was He should've gotten more shit than he did
Jason Adams
I had a good time and I enjoyed watching the movie. Except for half the humor which fell flat for me. What a heathen I am for not laughing all the time eh?
Brandon Ortiz
You will all be very pleased by a certain post-credits scene sulking/angry golden Debicki with sex hair and exposed neck
Colton Sanchez
dear god yess thank you
Tyler Diaz
Quills jacket might be the coolest jacket I've seen in a movie. Holy fuck I want it so bad. Did anyone else obsess over it like I did?
Ethan Walker
>sex hair and exposed neck This is haram.
Lucas Roberts
I got you senpai
Nathan Anderson
DELETE THIS
Andrew James
...
Aiden Allen
hnnnnnnnnnng what is her role in this, i don't watch capeshit
Brody White
Yes.
Isaiah Wright
DC idiots on tv hate it so fully expecting a great movie along the lines of the first
Joshua Torres
She's a bland villain who gets killed and forgotten forever, just like every other Marlel villain.