English Is Not That Hard

Seriously. Compare it to Russian.

It's not a blue it's a "masculine" blue.

Oh you're talking about multiple things? Be sure to use the plural ending for blue and the accusative case ending (unless it's an inanimate object) for the noun which varies on its gender.

Oh wait there's a verb? Make sure you use the right verb ending because there's literally 5-6 for just the present. Also here's the infinitive case which is fucking worthless and won't help you, go fuck yourself for not learning Russian earlier.

Oh be sure a sentence is in the correct order, we know you read to right but we like to rearrange words in a illogical manner (spanish). You car wash.

The only thing we fuck up on is phonetics and plural forms.

It is literally one of the easiest languages on the planet that requires learning vocab more than anything else.

The only people I've heard English is the hardest language to learn are native english speakers.

Chinese is the hardest.

>English Is Not That Hard
Literally everyone knows that. English is so easy it is almost a made up language.

That's because Chinese letters were made by people throwing sticks on the ground.

What gender are "scissors"?

I don't know how to feel about this post. Is he complementing russian language or shitting on english language?
Also i feel it's not fair. The things you described in your post consist in many languages, not just in russian. Russian is not different in grammar from other slavic languages. Make a post about belarusian next time instead.

I think the same as glasses. Since its a pair.

female

Ingles no es Espanol tu puta

>a
>the
>an
>easy

You are wrong here. Oчки - male, нoжницы - female

Try learning Finnish, kkk

Nice meme
Chinese is actually easier than English

ITT: anglos explain us articles and why they need them in 21st century

>a
>the
>an
>hard
>learning 3 million characters
>easy

I'm doing niether my good unaborted friend. I know most average Russians are not perfect in Russian grammer too..

I'm shitting on Americans who say "English is the hardest language to learn next to Chinese." And yes we are that fucking retarded Boris.

Americans who teach Spanish are the worst about it.

My fault I confused plural with gender for some reason.

>americans think that cases and verb conjugations are too hard

거리안 이스 세 있이애스드

>learning 3 million characters
You can read 90% Chinese sentences with 1000 letters and most Chinse people only learn 2000~3000 until high school

Think of it like this.

K is a letter but can mean okay.

Now imagine that times 3 fucking million and you have language so complicated it stunts height, breast, penis, and butt growth.

I normally don't sage my own thread. But if you could understand english you would know it's about English speakers claiming English is the hardest language to learn.

Not much to expect, Finnish people are borderline autistic/asian.

>Sword pronounced Sod
>Knight pronounced Night
>Colonel pronounced Kernel
>read read read
>Plural of Moose
Things that piss me off about english off the top of my head

thank allah i'm not wh*Te

What argument english natives usually use to support this claim?
>praying to allah
roach

i pray to ukko (PERKELE)

good finn

>Oчки - male,
How the fuck do you kniow that?

>plural of moose
You mean meese?
Who would ever say "The Night Knight"
Or saying "you read the reed and have read the red"

Me niether. They say I am Greek Muslim but I know I'm a Turk. Salum salasom my brother.

What this user saidVery rare occurances that would never happen. Do not disrespect my Mongolic Muslim brother. You do not get a sulam saleem greeting.

Putin told him. Just like Putin changed the gender for coffee.

Also I'm assuming monocle is the singular form of glasses and it's masculine.

>polite sage from OP

Talking about coffee in male gender sounds so stupid. I'm glad that they changed the gender of coffee.

You want your coffee sentences to rhyme queer?

I opened a dictionary, dummy. Dictionary is a wordy word book with words in it. This is where you learn about the words.

Yeah... I checked. It's male indeed. ffs who would have thought.

This reminds me of Fallout New Vegas where the slightly smarter Mutants made fun of the "dumb dumbs" but both were still retarded.

Or a tsundere wanting to get their hole filled

Why does Russian need this letter: Щ?

because we have a sound to be represented with this letter

ШЧ FTFY

щ = [ɕː], шч = [ʂt͡ɕ]

>sh
>ch
Fuck you are retarded. Ivanovish or Ivanovich? That answer your question?

he thinks that щ is pronounced like [ʂt͡ɕ], when in fact it's actually pronounced like [ɕː]

t. googled and checked wikipedia page

I believe those "endings" you are referring to are grammatical cases, which Russian has 6.

Now try 15 with no regular rules and tons of exceptions :^)

this :DDDD

english can also have weird shit
but yeah yours is reduced
it's actually really easy
almost no syntax
just a lot of words and they havent invented letters yet
a=an
articles are to differentiate because they don't have verb endings or cases
я eбaл твoē oчкo

>grammer
>niether

wow, for the easiest language going you sure do make a lot of mistakes

>he thinks the infinitive case is worthless
someone hasn't been studying russian very long

of course it's not hard. i learned most of it by watching movies and playing WoW

I thought he would be gay
I thought he was gay

Is there any difference among two of them? Tell me

neuter

>his language is irregular

equals
I thought "he will be gay"
I thought "he is gay"

Thx, 2distant4Japanese

"he will be gay" makes no sense. Sexual orientation is not a religion, you can't convert to it. You are either gay or not gay.

fuck off faggot

B-but I was talking grammar

I wish English wasn't my first language.
I would rather learn English.

Does someone actually think English is the hardest? I doubt it.