Dad is yelling at the referee again

>Dad is yelling at the referee again

>Dad is yelling at our team's players again

>on 7th grade basketball team
>8th grade team plays after us
>dad yelling at and threatening refs in the fucking 8th grade game
>gets ejected
>refuses to leave
>8th grade team is forced to forfeit game because he wont leave
good times

>Dad was in prison for some of my elementary school years

>Dad is...
>I've never known my dad

>he didn't have a dad that was passionate about sports and wanted him to win

...

wanting to win himself is a very different thing than chimping out because someone else isn't winning

>dad screams GOAL at the top of his lungs scaring the shit out of you

>Dads drunk punching holes in the wall cause the other team won and the headphones can only drown out so much

>dad doesn't care about sports, just diy carpentry stuff

>dad is posting pictures of frogs on the internet again

>Dad yells at me regardless if I'm doing good or not while the rest of the parents awkwardly sit there and try to ignore it

>Dad has dementia and know longer knows who you are

>dad is an expert analyst at every sport

>dad is bro tier
Idk what kind of fathers you all had

does your name have a De- prefix?

>belt party for you after every loss

oh yeah, good times

>dad makes me analyze what I did wrong after the game
>mfw he only got made because his other son was a fat loser
Why couldn't you have just tried, Aidan?

>Dad is drinking again and blaming me for being a NEET and faking autism

>dad talks shit about our local team (he supports it btw) even when they win and having a good season
>dad is a super casual and only knows two or three players
why so much negativity?

>dad doesnt come to my games and my sister has to drive me home instead

serves you right you waste

>Dad doesn't like sports
>instead prefers heroin and amphetamines
>Uncle loves sports, especially football
>Grandad wins tickets to go to match vs Southampton, second tier of the double decker
>we win 2-1
>Uncle takes me to more games including two Cup Finals at Old Wembley, we win one
>still under 10 years old
>Mum meets another guy, marries him
>he happens to be a sociopathic junkie who is very charming on the surface
>team turns to shit
>go off football for 3 years
>go off rails development wise
>Uncle buys me season ticket and takes me games, we were still shit but the banter is good
>one of his mates is a guy called Pepe with greasy curls, doesn't speak English just kinda gestures

and all that was ten years ago now.
Alot changed apart from myself still being a fuckup, everyone's still alive and my Stepdad fucked off and my Dad sorted himself out. Anyway Grandads and Uncles are based

>3rd of 6 children and no one cared about muh sports

>have an amazing relationship with my Dad and have fond memories of watching sports with him as a kid, and now with his grandkids

>Dad doesnt watch sports
>Instead yells at his tv when he watches fox news

What position do you play bro?

She hot?

>*futbol game is over*
>dad:"that game was settled up because *insert paranoic theory* that's why"
>"why didn't you bet on this game then?"
>dad:"shut up!"
>mfw

everytime man

what happened to wojack and pepe?

>dad didnt pay child support
>moms unemployed and schizophrenic
>was piss poor as a child my whole life, had no food 20 out of 30 days a month
>depressed for 8 years now

>go to pool with dad
>he makes fun of me for not knowing how to swim and my water wings
>be brave
>doggy paddle to deep end
>water wing pops
>lifeguard has to save me
>dad laughs

spotted the nigger

at least you have a sister

>tfw nvr had a sister

who has his Dad as his best friend here?

I wish user... I wish

>finally persuade my dad to go to my match
>score beautiful goal
>look at how happy dad is
>he is kissing some random women and didn't even notice

>Dad came to most of my games, socialiazing with my other dads, was proud I was doing so well and was a good sport even when we lost, and sometimes had a present when we won a tournament like sweets or an ice cream
Sorry there's no punchlines, just letting you know how it feels to have a great dad

How many Dads do you have?

>dad says canadians' sticks were magnitized to cling to the puck
>*then when russia tackles and scores with a counter-attack* well they changed and these ones havent msgnetizied their sticks

4
Dad 2 was my favorite

russians are shit at hockey lmao

>He only got made

Is your dad in the mob?

>Be American
>Be corporate and government bootlicker policing frog posting boards for the Bourgeoisie

>dad talks shit about our local team (he supports it btw) even when they win and having a good season
I do this. Negativity means love.

>women everyone

>Dad didn't pay child support

Iktf. Fuck that deadbeat piece of shit. Can't wait for him to get dementia so I can ship him off to a shitty nursing home.

thanks for proving his point

Dads like that make dads who actually want to care about their kids after a divorce look bad and open the door for greedy women getting the house, the kids, and the child support cash.

>Dad is beating mom again

you win. only 3 here:

>tfw dad stopped luving mommie at some point
>mommie was not happy for years
>dad left mommie and moved in with second dad
>mommie got together with third dad
>tfw lived with mommie and third dad
>third dad was the worst of all three dads

Frauen nutzen Männer nur wegen des Geldes aus und tauschen das mit Sex ein.

>dad complains the pitcher is throwing right over the middle of the plate when other team gets a hit
>strike zone overlay comes on the tv
>ball was anywhere but right over the middle

Your a qt :^)

if he did he wouldn't know him, would he...

>be athletically inclined and outgoing
>dad decides to die
>stop playing sports and start playing WoW
>be a permanent fucking loser
Not to shift the blame from myself, but dying when your kid is 10 is a pretty dick move.

>tfw one sibling(female)
>she's literally autistic and very unpleasant to interact with and look at
Careful what you wish for

>meet dad once when i was 12, have a few outings with him over that summer
>he doesn't really like any sports because of all the niggers in them
>decides he doesn't really like me either and never see him again
>find out he died of lung cancer last november
>his obituary mentions his two younger sons but not me

jfc

was ein hurensohn lmao
wie alt bist du denn?

Ja, mein Vater war ein echtes Stuck Scheiße. Ich bin 43.

Und mein Vater ist mit 64 gestorben.

>Watch my dad call his dad who left him when he was 3 to talk to him
>my dad would say "I love you" and grandpa wouldn't say it back
>eventually dad starts yelling at him drunkenly crying and grandpa hangs up on him

hurensohn lmao

>tfw dad is watching and i score a ridiculous goal
>he says even he never managed to score such a goal

>Watching Utd v Palace game with Dad
>he always hated Mou
>has to suffer parkbusball
>gets confused with all the black players moping around
>keeps calling Matic, Vidic and Smalling Rio

Ah.

hehe nothing personnel kid

>parents divorced
>dad never shows up to any of my basketball games
>be shrimp skelly as a kid, lucky if i score a single basket per game
>dad finally shows up to a game
>i find my zone and put up 10 points in our only win of the season
>whole way home dad bitches at me for not being aggressive enough and going after rebounds

F-fuck you d-dad...

>get adopted at 2 days old
>grow up in loving family
>some ups and downs over the years due to trying to get an understanding of my birth situation (anger, depression)
>dad is a bit of a loner and not very good with dealing with people because of awkwardness but never has bad intentions
>decide to build a proper relationship with him
>he's a huge sports fanatic
>watches everything from snooker to rugby to handegg to f1 to darts and regular footy, boxing etc
>is a goldmine of sporting knowledge
>develop an interest of my own in sports away from his influence
>realize we both have a passion for sports
>use it as a way of bonding with him
>tfw I come back down from uni to watch big sporting events with him and it's a fucking blast
>all my friends love coming over to watch sports at my house because of the stories my dad would tell them
I still get depressed over being adopted though. Imagine having parents who are a whole different shade of skin color as you and when people ask you where you're from and you use your parents nationality it makes it so weird because you don't want to say you're adopted.

Anyone have that Apu where there's 2 of them, one with his foot in the others face

I had one of those dad's that got a little too into my games and was almost ejected weekly

>being unable to handle criticism
>>>/reddit/

he saw your potential and wanted to push you to your limits

You're fucking pathetic

You might just have been a pussy
>be lanklet kid in bball
>can't score for shit but pull down boards all day
>maneuver through/around fatass centers with my superior speed using their disgusting pubecent fat sweat for slick moves

I was a pussy, but i blame him in part for never being around. He cant just show up when i'm 10 and be surprised that i'm not aggressive

>defending nigger-tier dad behavior
Neck yourselves

He is going to be the best man at my wedding

Now that's just sad.

You're probably why he left in the first place to be fair

>it's sad that the best man in your life is going to be the best man at your wedding
Sorry your dad was such shit, brother.

>Coach is playing serious against 10 year olds
>Laces everything whether its a pass to his own "teammates" or the opposition goalkeeper

I wonder how proud he is that his son didn't manage to find proper friends.

Fuck you.

Don't listen to these cunts

>leaving because your kid doesn't meet your expectations
a family's not a company you fucking jerkoff

>Dad was rich as he inherited several car dealerships from his dad
>Have a mega house in the middle of the country
>Couldn't play sports after school as parents refused to pick me up later or take me on weekends
>Used to always be really good during PE and lunchtime
>Teacher asks me to play for football team, have to say no as I won't be able to get there
>During this time it turns out dad is a thick cunt and ran the dealerships into the ground whilst going on 'business trips'
>He flees to America without us after taking a huge morgahe out on the house
>No more nice house, no more nice school
>Mom is left with a pittance and goes depressed
>Get a step dad who actually takes me to football games
>start playing and score a goal my first game
>step dad goes to jail for fraud
>Mom commits suicide
>Raise brother and two sisters on my own
>Dad who ran away to America has a new family there
>He messages you after 10 years asking what his new kid should be called
If I ever see that man I'll kill him

>the Chad dad
versus
>the greedy virgin son

big if true

>Mom
wew
She sure knew how to pick em

man, you people have really weird lives.

>Be Finn
>Live in igloo, eat catfish every day
>Social contact is forbidden, only contact with humans was when dad waved at him from 10 metres away
>Play ice hockey all day but be shit at it
>Invent pesapallo and lose to Sweden
>Stick tongue out because underdeveloped brain in mother's frozen womb
>Kill self

>dad is arguing with you over a bad call and yelling like you were the one that made it

kek

fuck you

>older sister played volleyball in high school
>her friends would come over after games and hang out
>one time after a game they come over, wash up, and head out to the mall/movies
>I decide to invade sister's bathroom to smell their sweaty panties and shorts
>creep around the corner and see dad on his knees in the bathroom, sniffing sister's friends' panties
>nope it out of there
>never brought it up to him

>fast forward to present, 7 years later
>parents' house is now an empty nest
>mom decides to start hosting foreign exchange students
>right now there are 3 French high schoolers living at my folks' place
>I know for sure my dad has his nose and mouth on their dirty panties

You should be thankful because if you were my son I would molest you.

That's literally like having to take your mom out for a school dance

>>Invent pesapallo and lose to Sweden

Never happened. Everything else was correct though

Your mom sounds like a lamp

Why are Germans so retarded? Why would you choose a friend you're rarely going to see again over honoring the man that raised you into the man you are today?