JOHNSON IS GOING TO FUCK US ALL

FUCKING OPEN BORDERS DUDE WEED LMAO MAN IS GOING TO STEAL VOTES FROM TRUMP AND BE IN THE DEBATES PRETTY SOON WHAT THE FUCK

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He would take votes from Clinton as well. There will be plenty more skeletons falling out if her closet before the election.

He's literally the only reasonable and worth voting for person. It's a shame that amerifats prefer to vote for some insane criminal whore and narcissistic populist showman over him.

I think you're just saying that because he's open borders and you sympathize with the mexicans.

>Clinton 42%
>Trump 34%
What the fuck is going on? Tell me this poll is rigged!!!!

Maybe Johnson would have fewer votes if both Clinton and Trump didn't suck so much.

Wow. The republicans elected a candidate so shitty the libertarians might actually get a seat at the debates.

That's pretty fucking impressive. The libertarians have been trying for decades and the GOPwwe pretty much handed it to them without any effort.

There could be only ONE DUDE WEED LMAO!!!

The Libertarian party has been compromised, bought, and paid for. Bill Weld was the seal on the mortgage when they sold their soul.

It’s sad, as the Libertarian party used to sorta be a place of last resort for people disgusted with both parties. Now, it’s just a compromised puppet shilling for:

>Open borders
>Gun control
>Bad trade deals, like TPP

I never thought I’d see that day, but it happened.

THE JOHNSONING

its a liberal poll that polls 50000 democrats and like two repubs

dont fall for it

Further proof that libertarians are fucking morons.

>GOING TO FUCK US ALL
Schlong user, Schlong

It's a combination of Trump and Hillary.
Neither of them are very well liked.

But a third party at the debates is good. (Unless it's Jill Stein, fuck that bitch)

Picking trump us what fucked us retard

>le epic trump maymay

Fuck off Reddit.

>Open borders is reasonable

Fuck off you faggot.

There is no point in having a cuckservative/sjw-lite win, either play to win big, or don't play at all.

Do you really want this cringy cunt controlling your nukes? Tell me that shit is presidential. Seems like he has autism.

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If Johnson can be in a debate he will take all the votes from Clinton since he's a liberal. Trump should be telling his supporters to vote for Johnson in all of these polls.

Won't happen.

Johnson and Stein will both qualify for the debates. Johnson will get absolutely destroyed while Stein will end up looking competent and trustworthy compared to Clinton and you'll end up seeing a huge drain of lefties to back the Green Party.

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>hurr durr muh nanny state but for whites only
You're just anti-mexican liberal.

Yeah, just like how all the polls before the 2012 election were rigged, right Sup Forums?

how is johnson even a libertarian in the slightest?

he JUST came out in support of TPP

Come election day he won't crack 5% of the vote like last time

Third party is only there to save Hillary in the debates.

CNN MSNBC etc will play tag team by feeding questions in advance to Hillary

That image is from an article that was published last May.

I watched like an hour of his Joe Rogan interview, he seemed just tired and bored at that point in even though the convo was interesting. This fucking guy also has 0 personality

How can it be months old? It says LIVE right there!!!

Old image

He's absorbed all the Bernouts who won't vote for Hillary but fell for the "Trump will cause ww3" meme actually.

>Supports TPP
You can't make this shit up

Trump is a cuckservative you delusional piece of shit

Enjoy your memes faggot

I only want him to win because he'll legalize prostitution and I'll finally lose my virginity.
Pls Sup Forums. Put your xenophobia aside and let a guy's dream come true.

It's a shame the libertarians picked the shittiest candidate available to them, but I guess that's kind of a theme this election season.

ya we need more people shilling for open borders.. fuck off faggot. johnson is absolute shit. might as well have bernie at the debates with trump and hillary. literally kill yourself faggot.

>stein
>ever looking good to anyone
she will fade away and no one will have noticed she was present

Duh that was the plan

>But a third party at the debates is good.
Nah it's shit, for both Hillary and Trump. No one wants to see Johnson fagging up the debate while the only people that matter are trying to debate.

THIS guy is BASED
Top comment 5/5

>Johnson and Stein will both qualify for the debates.

How do you figure that? I thought Stein was at 4%.

>73%
>being this autistic
Just say 3 quarters
Or even better, "Most"

TPP is libertarian though

He barely was

The entire party is shit and the candidate selection was also shit

Literally all of them are open borders.

What's worse is that trump is an amnesty fag, so they might as well all be open borders

We're fucked

He's referring to the time he took the "ISideWith" test and it came out 73% Sanders. I listened to his podcast with Joe Rogan.

I AM from Sup Forums! Anonymous represent!

Kill yourself faggot.

cuckservative=open borders, free trade started the whole open borders nonsense post-ww2. Supporting free trade is a hint for supporting open borders.

>he'll legalize prostitution

Have you not heard of escorts famalam?

I'm voting for him. He's the true conservative candidate

Thousands of pages of legislation and restrictive language, as well as the means by which it was passed is not libertarian

But big L libertarian, I'm sure it could be

if anything he will steal Hillarys core liberal voters. I cant see a problem here. What am i missing?

I'm afraid of stings.

The people who will vote for Johnson are the same people who buy a Windows based tablet instead of an Android or Apple.

>giving corporations the ability to write a shady thousand page document that can help ensure more regulations, price fixing, and monopolies
>libertarian

this fampai

What's the problem with open borders you faggots? Are you implying that you are not capable to compete with subhumans on free market? Lel, so much for white master race.

cuckservative wasn't about free trade until trumpfags got ahold of it

It was about open borders

And trump may as well be for open borders, he's gonna legalise the millions here illegally in *not* amnesty

Kill yourself shill

Free trade started when America was founded you dipshit. April 6, 1776 our ports opened to free trade.

lol
the people voting for Johnson are 40% libertarians and 60% never trump

Libertarians can get a good candidate in 2020.

Johnson can be important for the libertarian candidate after him.
If he gets in the debates he will give the party a lot of publicity and since he has a liberal anti-gun as his VP and he's a very moderate "libertarian" he can get a wide appeal as the guy with "reason" on the stage.
And federal funding is also nice.

McCaffee may be done but that other guy is still young and can have impact in 2020.
Maybe.

Right now that seems to be the case.
With his VP pick it may very well be the case in the end.
Johnson can mean Hillary loses in very close swing states.

CNN is shilling Johnson because they want him on the debate stage so him and Hillary can launched a two pronged attack on Trump

They lower wages and the standard of living for everyone, not to mention taking welfare

The libertarian "open borders" policy doesn't grant them citizenship when they come across.

Any trumptard whining about open borders deserves to be ridiculed into oblivion.

Still though, the libertarians fucked up with Johnson.

>what might have been

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg

>monmouth university

lefty college in new jersey

He was governer of New Mexico. I trust him to deal with the border pretty well.

>overrides the constitution
>is libertarian though

The concern isn't competition for people who aren't trumpfags

The concern is how those fuckers will vote and change the country for the worse. It's already happening

>pretending votes matter
>pretending its all not just a kike show

This is part of the plan to continue confusing the goyium that any of this shit is actually democratic.

Remind me how many Clinton supporters you have seen at her rallys lol she is at >40%

Open borders + endless welfare?

Good plan.

Goods and services are also cheaper, whole economy is more competitive.

Hillary+Johnson may very well divide votes between the two which can kill Hillary if Trump holds his own against those two.

Deficit into surplus and got reelected as GOP in a blue state while the Dem was initially favoured to win.

He did well.

>doesn't grant them citizenship
Oh please, they'll get it, and they'll vote, and they'll fuck the country over

That's more so for shady looking Asian massage parlors though (which are usually run by Koreans).

A little common sense is all it takes to have a great time with an escort. If you're REALLY paranoid, there are some sites out there which can cross check escort phone numbers with ones that have been used in stings.

Just remember that plausible deniability, never actually mentioning the word sex at all when talking to the escort, and NEVER using text messages are your best friends.

The literal only reason why a third party candidate is actually picking up traction is because hes been bought and paid for by the Clintons to derail Trumps momentum.

If Trump wanted to win he would
1. Advocate for decriminalization and legalization of victimless crimes and take a libertarian stance towards all natural born citizens, this includes pushing for recreational marijuana legalization and decriminalization of other drugs.
2. Trump would push for ending the wars quickly. If he wants to close up the borders and keep out immigrants from radical Islamic countries, fine, but he needs to take a better position towards civil liberties of natural born citizens who were born and raised in the USA.
Trump needs to stop supporting neoconservatives and shouldn't seek the support of people who want war, and should stop meeting in secret with the likes of Henry Kissinger, and should cut all ties with the Rothschild family.
3. Trump needs to take a stronger stance against banks and crimes committed by banks.
4. Donald Trump needs to read the Constitution and the Bill of Rights every single fucking day until he memorizes that shit by heart. He shouldn't be a lazy ass and actually take this job seriously.

I highly doubt any of the candidates will do any of these things

yea for all the low skill retards it's more competitive and shit does get cheaper, but I don't want my fellow countrymen in abject poverty because Jose comes across the border, has 5 kids, and gets loads of welfare

This is what happens when you skip leg days.

>prostitution is illegal in the land of freedom
can't make this up

>OPEN BORDERS
citation needed. if you think he would be even close to hillary you're nuts

>monmouth university
ok

I think that if Johnson gets to the debates then Rand Paul will run as a libertarian in 2020.

I heard the first thing hes goin to say when debating trump is "donald trump is a pussy"

When there are tens of millions of Americans working paycheck to paycheck and even more living off social security. Opening borders to saturate the already emaciated job market with unskilled people with no background checks on them from a almost 3rd world country with different values doesn't benefit the people here none. They vote for people who give them more freebies and to allow more 3rd world people who we don't know who they are to come in.

>CNN
credible source, please

>johnson shilling for tpp
okay some of you delusional fucking retards in this thread need to kill yourselves

kys

he has shilled for the tpp dipshit

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Bill has always been strict on border security. She wanted to build a barrier and said illegals shouldn't be hired under no circumstances. She's changed.

>Implying this is a bad thing

Economic collapse is coming soon, far better that it be on the head of the liberals

As for worrying about martial law, estimated rates of troop defection are 75% in the event that a left wing president ordered troops to be used on US citizens

LET THE HAPPENING COMMENCE

Sure, they'll get it now that both major parties are offering it to them.

It's amazing how utterly retarded trumptards are. They'll openly support a man who wants to give amnesty to 15 million illegals, and in the same breath cry about a party that doesn't want to do that.

You know the Jews are just pushing him to fuck Trump and try and get him on the debate stage.

wtf
clinton at 42
shit we're fucked anyways

what is it with Poles on this board? they are easily the most bluepilled faggots on here

Get off the proxy, no pollack would say that

>libertarians not created to make "free trade" a thing
>libertarians not being funded by the Koch brothers to deregulate businesses
>the current year
>being this retarded

>OPEN BORDERS O NOOOOOOO

It's not real open borders it's just visas or some shit. You know, for farms and shit.

Paul, Massie, Amash, and Cruz and a few others should run for the LP instead. It's clear the GOP has no interest in returning to even remotely classical liberal ideology.

it's not in Nevada. or anywhere else if you know what an ""escort"" is.