I am the bane of my plane

I am the bane of my plane
Memes are my body and hotheads are my blood
I have made over a thousand baneposts
Unknown to bans
Nor known to warnings
Withstood plane crashes to create many flight plans
Yet those hands will never hold Bane
So as I pray, Unlimited CIA Works

>dead meme
>then show me the body!
>hotheads, amirite?
>four u!! ! xD
there, got that out of the way

Nice and hot.

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hothead

TELL ME ABOUT ARCHER!

WHY DOES HE WIELD THE SWORDS?!

close

Shit, forgot to sage

Three hostages for CIA up in the sky
Seven Grand for the brother, The Mosquito man
No Time for Fear for Dr. Pavel, doomed to die

HECU?

Leave us

If I removed that seal would you die?

LOTTA SWORDS FOR A SUMMONED BOWMAN

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TELL ME ABOUT RIN, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE SKIRT

A lott of gems for a teenage prostitute

Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would threaten the Servant instead of dealing with the Master...

At least you can talk, who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are, Luvia. What matters is my anus

Better one I threw together for the UBW anime.

I have that one too, I just thinkt he OP one is cleaner.

YOU AND YOUR MEMES ARE DEAD!

WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTERPLAN?

>average Bane thread now gets 20 replies before dropping off the board.
>3 posters per thread

meme ..... nice and dead.

RAPING A WOMAN TO INSANITY UNTIL SHE BECOMES ALL THE EVILS OF THE WORLD

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

A lot of meme for a hired reddit poster

They work for the priest..the rejoice man

Kirei?

Bring them into Tohsaka's anus, I'll call it in

FIRST ONE TO USE A COMMAND SPELL GETS TO STAY ON MY REALITY MARBLE

MY FLIGHT PLAN LISTS ME, LUVIA'S LUVIAS, AND SOME SABER CLONE HERE BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU

Why isn't Hollywood jumping on the Fate rights? You'd think teen urban magic and legendary hero battle royale would be right up their alley.

If I jam it in, will you die?

Fuck you, I'm imagining Fate with marvel quips every two seconds now.

They made a black archer, so expect it.

>Shirou distracts Gilgamesh with a dance while Rin gets the grail

....... I'm CIA

>I'm the bone of my sword
>More like boner *Gilgamesh winks at the camera*
DANCE OFF, YOU AND ME BERSERK

Same but with BVS vibes.
>TOKIOMI. SAVE. SAKURA.
>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

Too Japanese.

>big plane
>not big black tower
You had one job

The truth is.... I am iron man

Not really. But even if it was, they could just get the rights for the concept and make an original Holy Grail War.

Sister, they expect one of us in the wreckage.

*bursts into swords*

Shiki, if you cut a Servant, would they die?

Ishtar is best Rin.

Type Moon is such a clusterfuck I can't into understanding wtf is going on and stick to t he porn

Fate/stay isn't really worth thinking about past Zero and ataraxia. Too bad non-Fate/stay IPs end up DOA

Fate is ultimately suited to Zack Synder. Shitty religious imagery and fights that stop because "MUH [something]". Marvel is shit but at you gotta use the right tool for the right job.

When the fuck will they finish the remake?

>what is fate/kaleid liner

Why don't you take a seat right over there?

garbage

Does this game have any sort of engaging gameplay at all?
Kinda tempted to pick it up with the eng release.

>garbage
>literally the only good fate

neck urself fham

the anime for drei has been fucking garbage so far though. They rushed it out way too quick.

KANE?

drei's out already? shit i forgot

Calm down, Shirou. Now is not the time for fear.

pedobait

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It is not PG-13.

the anime is

Isn't the vita release they took out all the sex?
How did they even handle that? How did Rin get magic energy from Shirou?

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SHE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD

back to r*ddit with this shit

>you don't get to bring swords
>they are not my swords
BRAVO NOLAN

Get this hothead outta here !

Fuck I'm dying

>They work for the servant...the red man
>EMIYA?

I'm pretty sure Nasu is mostly just embarrassed by all the sex parts and tries to work around it whenever he can
I could only really see parts of Shiro/Archer being seen as too Japanese, but nothing that's really all that important to the character

Spank me daddy

It would honestly improve the original.

>What is....
Don't act like you don't know what this is.
(Fresh screencap from the show)

Hello newfriend

>Newfriend
Your mother's a newfriend.

Go back to JVC frenchfag

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Dubs

WRONG, YOU GOT TRIPS YOU DUMMY

Fuck my life

> not liking 3rei Shirou

Because the half the love interests are 14 year old king Arthur clones

The sex scenes were certainly written by one