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cara

Need Ariana Grande to work side to side on my member

blimey spurs are doing well in europe aren't they?

disgusting mutt face
would smash those glasses too

the only poo man you can trust is a dead poo man

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

based

Spoiler that hog

just got called a based black man in bagel bite

/brit/ is a zoo and you're all animals on display

got called a nigger in a place where people say nigger

my mum is an alcoholic and it's turning her into a fucked up person. i live in a house with two people with obvious mental illnesses (my brother and my mum) and nothing's being done about it. this has gone on for years and is causing me to be depressed and is tearing our family apart. it's fucking grim and i don't know what to do

greggs?

just got called a rorke in 28°2129S 30°3212E

batter her

sincerely hope you get a painful disease you disgusting freak

Maccas right?

that's a man bby

who's this old twat and why is he so important

Move out

mecca bingo?

you'd walk past her with your head down slighly accelerating your pace so she doesn't get creeped out by you

got another year of sixth form then i'll be going uni
she'll probably kill herself before then or whilst i'm there tho

just remembered when i was in primary school and boys and girls used to get changed in the same class room

saw a tit once, pretended i didnt see it but left a deep impression on me as a young lad

fUCK
oFF
uNFORMED

me

Why dont we have six nipples?

categorically wrong
i'll smash 7 shades of shite out of you n'all

pins and needles in my hand

not going to move it

feels like fireworks wew

once a nonce always a nonce calling 999 as we speak

once we had to get changed with the girls in high school, cunts must have been mental

underage B&

Because women only have 1 baby at a time typically. 1 nipple for baby 1 for papa.

1950: women are attracted to all types of men
2000: women are only attracted to chad
2050: women are only attracted to abdullah/tyrone (arab or african chad respectively)

girls and boys stopped changing together well before onset of puberty in my school

nonce

Humans typically give birth to one child at a time.

literal nonce for having that stored in your wank bank

i'm 18 lad

Good deal on the Dyson V6 at Argos lads

ugly

Whats wrong with me?

I often feel despondent and detached from reality and will sometimes find myself staring catatonically at nothing for as long as an hour in the most inappropriate of places.

Other times I will feel intensely depressed and detached and then the next day I will feel ecstatic and filled with fleeting joy.

I think I have bipolar disorder and im not joking, should I go to a doctor?

Nice one, lad.

alri james

Got called a Chad at an anime convention.

>1950: women are attracted to all types of men

uhh no lol

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Think I'm being emotionally abusive towards her atm but I'm not sure

how do i stare at someone emotionally

>Dyson
retard

the only good hoovers are Henry and Miele

that's when the propaganda started sweaty

*takes my PE kit into school in an aldi bag*

want to stick my willy in aisling bea

cocks....

three (3) swedes

T-minus 30 minutes until my daily rest in preparation for tomorrows toil.

why does no one link other posts in brit? what the fuck are you talking about

You're sick. A certifiable mad man.

Need to spunk on those glasses and watch it drip down onto those tits
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imagine replying to posts

>should I go to a doctor?
I have an idea where you could go

hate old cunts simple as

Are there hooters in the UK?

NEW AISHA
E
W

imagine paying 20 million dollars to avoid having to shave

My post was unrelated to anyone else's post? I think I'm being emotionally abusive towards the girl I'm currently talking to. My post was a mere musing of my own.

fucking howlingggggggggg

based limmy

Want to kiss a Welsh lass.

no, kids just wear them so they seem more american and cooler.

hmmmmm

lmaooooooo

every time

I would have more respect for yanks if they weren't all massive yellow fever cases

wish she'd grow a pair of tits

for what purpose

imagine being such a soyboy you lose your wife to a 50 yr old cunt

Just don't think about it, lad.

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"yellow fever" is just being a normal red-blooded male

nope. and i'm glad because hooters is terrible. btw why hasn't hooters being attacked by the SJW mob yet?

...

why?

Talking to a girl from a little village who knows nothing of city life

She’s never been blacked lads, I’m going in

'

thats nothin, look up "trying on bikinis/lingerie" on YT

>trusting women
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hate myself and want to die

oh my god, even after all these years I still cant watch that video.

lol

did you lads see that ludicrous display?

>Hooters

tune
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y tho

loads of girls like that here

source now

that's nothin, you need to check out this site pornhub

Momma told me ''Lil Pump won't be shit''
I told ''Lil bitch, I could move these bricks''
I got a big 30 and I got these clips
All I gotta do is just drill shit, aye
Gang, gang

Momma told me ''Lil Pump won't be shit''
I told ''lil bitch, I could move these bricks''
I got a big 30 and I got these clips
All I gotta do is just drill shit, aye

Lil pump ooh
Lil Pump ya
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Damn Lil Pump yeah you be flexing
AR-15 with Smith&Wesson
Lil pump ooh
Lil Pump ya
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Lil Pump ya
Damn Lil Pump yeah you be flexing
God told me Lil Pump a blessing

Lil Pump, boy you know you a blessing, aye
Once I hit you with that 30, it teach you a lesson, aye
Bitch one day I went to fucking church
Pastor told me ''Boy, you off the purp''
He told the same thing to my nigga Smokepurpp
Pull up to the scene skrrt off in a Lambo
I was born and raised in the fucking bando
Since the third grade I been had commando
Ooh!

Lil pump ooh
Lil Pump ya
Lil pump ooh
Lil Pump ya
Lil pump ooh
Lil Pump ya
Lil pump ooh
Damn Lil Pump yeah you be flexing
AR-15 with Smith&Wesson
Lil pump ooh
Lil Pump ya
Lil pump ooh

Don't wanna see a whore steal everything?

Viva la raza blanca

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