/nfl/ general - ELITE edition

PHI: Brent Celek returning for 12th season in 2018
FA: Pats letting Alan Branch become free agent
NE: Patriots exercise Kenny Britt's option year
FA: Muhammad Wilkerson officially visiting Pack
PIT: Steelers officially franchise Le'Veon Bell
CHI: Bears assign transition tag to CB Kyle Fuller
CAR: Panthers keep Graham Gano with four-year deal
BAL: Ravens keep Brent Urban with one-year deal
LAR: Sammy Watkins officially becoming free agent
LAR: Rams assign non-exclusive tag to S Joyner
FA: Tre Mason hoping to return to the NFL
JAX: Jags tell Robinson they are not tagging him

>mfw the biggest faggot on Sup Forums says he is a "fan" of your team

>no one likes us
>NO ONE LIKES US
>NO ONE
>LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES
>us we dont care

>We're from philly
>FUCKIN
>Philly
>no one likes us
>we dont care

What NFL team is Canada's team?

>nieghbor kids playing catch
>white kid yells "PEYTON GOING DEEP"
>other white kid picks him off
>"MORE LIKE ELI"
>laugh my ass off as I type this

>philthy fans
rly wish u guys didn't just get a ring. was so much easier to btfo u guys til last month

The Browns, when they leave and move to Toronto and become the Huskies

gold

Old Bay is a Vikings fan now?

Me on the right.

At least Eli can beat Brady on a consistent basis.

KEK

So Sup Forums
How does it feel that NFL dominance will be returned rightfully to Buffalo on the 100th anniversary of their title being stolen?
Bills Owl 2020

>Jags let ARob walk
>Get Sammy Watkins or Dez Bryant for way cheaper

this is what's going to happen

Give us a first and a third and we'll give you nick foles, and a tear will form in my eye as I watch the bills win the super bowl over dallas

poetic justice for all involved.

not even mad. this dark skinned nubian is always fucking first post with his anti garnett posts.
Id be more impressed if he could actually offer opinions on how to make the vikings great again.
besides relocating to mogadishu.

...

same

>Buffalel Bills ever doing anything ever again
You do know you idiots are going to draft Lamar Jackson and get McDurrmont fired right? Time to hope the Sabres manage to do something this year LOL

How often does this scenario actually happen, realistically?

Sabres are basement dwellers again. Bills winning a playoff game next year. Fuck off kindly.

t. increasingly nervous Pats fan

also
>iceslap

>being surprised a Minnesomalian actively witchunts rayciss crackas on a daily basis

>t. increasingly nervous Pats fan
We're drafting Allen and letting him sit behind Brady for another 2 years. Get your asses ready for another 20 years of misery. The Allen era nears

>DeShone "Jake Locker" Allen

v2

1. Sam Darnold, QB, Cleveland Browns
2. Saquon Barkley, RB, New York Giants
3. Josh Allen, QB, Broncos (trade with Colts)
4. Minkah Fitzpatrick, DB, Browns
5. Bradley Chubb, DE, Indianapolis Colts (trade with Broncos)
6. Baker Mayfield, QB, Jets
7. Derwin James, DB, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
8. Josh Rosen, QB, Miami Dolphins (trade with Bears; Bears receive Jarvis Landry, Dolphins pick)
9. Quenton Nelson, OG, San Francisco 49ers
10. Roquan Smith, LB, Oakland Raiders
11. Calvin Ridley, WR, Chicago Bears (trade with Dolphins)
12. Marcus Davenport, EDGE, Cincinnati Bengals
13. Vita Vea, DT, Washington Redskins
14. Mike McGlinchey, OT, Green Bay Packers
15. Tremaine Edmunds, LB, Los Angeles Chargers (trade with Cardinals)
16. Courtland Sutton, WR, Baltimore Ravens
17. Billy Price, OG, Arizona Cardinals
18. Denzel Ward, CB, Seattle Seahawks
19. Da'Ron Payne, Dallas Cowboys
20. Will Hernandez, OG, Detroit Lions
21. Rashaan Evans, LB, Buffalo Bills
22. Taven Bryan, DT, Buffalo Bills
23. Josh Jackson, CB, Los Angeles Rams
24. Arden Key, EDGE, Carolina Panthers
25. Harold Landry, EDGE, Tennessee Titans
26. Isaiah Wynn, OG, Atlanta Falcons
27. Dallas Goedert, TE, New Orleans Saints (sorry, Jimmy)
28. Ronald Jones, RB, Pittsburgh Steelers
29. Mike Gesicki, TE, Jacksonville Jaguars
30. Connor Williams, OT, Minnesota Vikings
31. Leighton Vander Esch, LB, New England Patriots
32. Lamar Jackson, QB, Cardinals (trade with Eagles)

>31. Leighton Vander Esch
I'd be just as happy with Harrison Phillips

Does anyone want to comment on this?

again. incredibly solid. one of the best.
just drop billy price and arden key. that shit triggers me seeing them in the 1st now.

please don't make me relive this loss again. i cannot imagine how teams that don't have a single ring manage to cope with losing in the super bowl. it's been 5 weeks and I still haven't gotten over it

>NYJ
>getting Johnny Football 2.0

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>memefield
>at all comparable to manziel
Mayfield is the second coming of Brees

Brees's scouting report coming into the NFL:
Positives...A good athlete with mobility. Finds a way to wiggle out of trouble and can take off running for first downs. Not a sprinter but can’t be ignored as a runner...Solid arm strength. Demonstrated on multiple occasions that he can cut it loose down the field with enough velocity to hit receivers in stride...Shows quickness to get the ball out fast. No extra time taken when having to get rid of it. Serves him well when pressure is in his face...Accuracy and ball placement show up even when he’s on the run. Does a good job of not forcing his receivers to constantly adjust to the football in flight...Doesn’t lack for toughness. Took some pretty nasty shots in some games and kept getting back up for more. Teammates will approve of that...Can deliver some camera-juking pump fakes, indicating he likely has big hands. That will explain how he’s able to deliver the ball so well.

Negatives...Has lived in the shotgun his entire college career. Played in a classic spread offense. No idea how to play under center or take drops...Lack of size is going to be a concern. Though not extremely short, he’s giving up vital inches that will make vision and healthy primary questions at the next level...Somewhat reckless at times with his decision-making. Will throw into tight coverages, trusting in his accuracy that will lead to interceptions in the NFL...Can have a bad tendency to hold the football trying to keep plays alive. Opens him up to frequent hits and also fumbling the football.

Who does this sound like?

I never know what to give Arizona at 15 if one of the top 4 QBs doesn't drop. Usually I would just have them trade down to get Rudolph, but maybe next time I'll try and swing a trade into the top 10.

>NFL rosters expand to 90 players on March 14

Wait what

Rudolph is going top 20. I'd give rudolph to AZ.

This is one of at least a dozen times the refs magically called things for the patriots.

>Get Sammy Watkins or Dez Bryant for way cheaper

They're not going to be cheaper.

Yeah I can imagine all the mad Packers bandwa... I mean fans that are mad at me because of that.

Much better.

need them extra bodies for training camp, league year starts march 14, rosters go down to normal levels after the last preseason game

sounds about right. poor larry.

They will both be way cheaper than Allen Robinson will

ehhh i really would be surprised if that happened. too many questions about the spread offense, and he didn't wow at the combine. maybe in the 25-30 area.
gotta throw Rodgers a bone once in a while, right?

more like throw him a boner

get it?

cause he really REALLY likes women

Robinson isn't going to get max value because he's coming off of injury. And those two guys are going to have options and won't have to settle for bargain contracts. They'll be about the same price.

At least you know and admit you are a fucking waste of carbon. That guy predicted a 7-9 record for "his team" last season

Nobody wants to catch ducks from bortlel

>Robinson isn't going to get max value because he's coming off of injury.
But Robinson thinks he's getting more than $16 mill which is exactly why Jacksonville is resigning Marqise Lee over him

Yeah imagine if I had predicted my team to go 7-9 last season instead of 10-6.

Eagles land Lamar Jackson

cap this

Who is he???

Yeah but everyone wants to play on a team that can match its own offense score-for-score with defensive touchdowns alone

But Jacksonville has to pay the Bortles tax if they want any free agent receivers to sign with them.

yeah and people forget about the bears trading up for mitch trubisky
in a vacuum rudolph is equal or head and shoulders better than trubisky

>in a vacuum rudolph is equal or head and shoulders better than trubisky
I disagree. Trubisky had (and has) wayyy more upside that Rudolph. Arm strength is way better, and his athleticism adds a wrinkle for defenses that Rudolph lacks. He was also just a much more polished passer in a lot of ways (better delivery, read the field better); there's a reason he was rated so highly.

Rudolph could be really good in the right situation, he's accurate when protected and can deliver the ball to open targets. But Trubisky has the potential to turn a bad situation into a good one.

>Saints, Giants, and Bills all taking as much on field and FO talent from the 2015 Panthers as they can
>Bills in particular are trying to model themselves after the Panthers' organization

Yet Sup Forums tells me that the 2015 Panthers were just a meme and not one of the great teams of all-time.

1. Saquan Barkley, RB, Cleveland Browns
2. Minkah Fitzpatrick, DB, New York Giants
3. Bradley Chubb, DE/OLB, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4. Baker Mayfield, QB, Cleveland Browns
5. Sam Darnold, QB, Denver Broncos
6. Josh Rosen, QB, New York Jets
7. Quentin Nelson, OG, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
8. Tremaine Edmunds, LB, Chicago Bears
9. Derrius Guice, RB, San Francisco 49ers
10. Roquan Smith, LB, Oakland Raiders
11. Lamar Jackson, QB, Miami Dolphins
12. Mike McGlinchey, OT, Cincinnati Bengals
13. Da'Ron Payne, DT, Washington Redskins
14. Vita Vea, DT, Green Bay Packers
15. Josh Allen, QB, Arizona Cardinals
16. Derwin James, DB, Baltimore Ravens
17. Connor Williams, OT, Los Angeles Chargers
18. Harold Landry, DE, Seattle Seahawks
19. Courtland Sutton, WR, Dallas Cowboys
20. Billy Price, C, Detroit Lions
21. Harrison Phillips, DT, Buffalo Bills
22. Calvin Ridley, WR, Buffalo Bills
23. Josh Jackson, CB, Los Angeles Rams
24. Marvus Davenport, DE, Carolina Panthers
25. Denzel Ward, CB, Tennesse Titans
26. Tim Settle, DT, Atlanta Falcons
27. Leighton-Vander Esch, LB, New Orleans Saints
28. Justin Reid, DB, Pittsburgh Steelers
29. Mike Gesicki, TE, Jacksonville Jaguars
30. Will Hernandez, OG, Minnesota Vikings
31. Ronnie Harrison, DB, New England Patriots
32. Ronald Jones, RB, Philadelphia Eagles

debate me athiests

>those trades

this is a fucking joke right?

Where does Kirk Cousins go in all this?

seems pretty random, honestly. like you looked at a big board and just gave out top players to whoever.

to the vikings

>Eagles superbowl champions actually happened

Peyton is 2-1 against Brady in the postseason though

Denver isn't going to trade up for Josh Allen. Either they get Keenum now, or they get Mayfield at 5.

You also don't have enough Linebackers going with how many teams have them as high priority

Dolphins will trade up with the Colts and draft Baker Mayfield. Cap it boys.

RAIDERS REE FOR ROQUAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

reminder that this legitimately, unironically happened in a national football league playoff game

Literally the Bills.

why

>Bills Toronto Series

*dabs respectfully at you*

Only teams who are getting Cousins to a LTD this offseason can reply to this post

So no one?

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Depends on the part of Canada you're in. Out east it's the Patriots, in most of Ontario it's the Bills, in South-Western Ontario there are a lot of Lions fans and out west probably the Vikings and Seahawks I'd imagine.

nobody asked you, leaf

>tfw Giants fan and Roquan is my draftfu but we're either taking a lineman or Jeff George 2.0

sigh

the first 5 picks will be 3/5 QBs and allen, rudolph, jackson, darnold, rosen, mayfield will all be gone before 20.
there is gonna be a lot of trade ups.
this is one of the best QB draft classes the nfl has seen in more than a decade.
teams are thirsty and all the other positions have such little degrees of difference between prospects that taking a swing on a QB over some Dline or secondary is going to be really easy for GM's.

>drafting a LB at #2

but he was asked

Is that natty?

Worked for Denver

taking a pass rusher that high is pretty standard. taking an off the ball linebacker isn't.

fucking hate her now tbch bros.
>tfw tries to get my attention
>then ignores me
are you fucking kidding me? fuck her tbch, she can die for all i care now.

I'd kiss those titties!

Why would anyone want to be that yoked? I'd rather be fat than look like that.

I wish Panthers would snag CMC older brother Max so we can get a Receiver duo that meshes really well like Moss and Carter.

Who is Lawrence Taylor

I'm glad you guys aren't GMs

Will we get this combination in 2018?

There's a fucking difference between LT and fucking Roquan Smith. Roquan isn't even the undisputed #1 LB in the draft. Come the fuck on.

>Some madman will try and get all 4 brothers on the same team years and years down the road

I don't think Stafford is going to replace Drew Brees in NO.

>tfw NFC West

0 (zero) playoff wins since 2004

If Smith goes past the Colts, NFL teams are fucking dumb. The guy is a slam-dunk. Best linebacker since Kuechly.

>Runs a 4.3
>Comes from great stock
>Is consistantly the best player on practice squads
>Will be the fastest receiver on the 49ers w JimmyG

I hope you enjoy second place.

Rasms will win a playoff game

That's what you said last year.