Why did Hackson force degenerate shit like weed smoking into LotR...

Why did Hackson force degenerate shit like weed smoking into LotR? it completely ruined the conservative message of the series.

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its fucking tobacco not dude weed lmao

Childhood is idolizing Gandalf. Adulthood is realizing Sauron makes more sense.

>'Old Toby... the dopest dope I've ever smoked'
>*Bilbo blows smoke ring*
>*Gandalf blows a dick shape and makes it go through the ring*
>'Gandalf, dude, tonight is gonna blow your mind'
>*Paper Planes starts playing*

Because J.J. Tolkien went out of his way to include pipe smoking as well

I'm surprised Hackson didn't cast Seth Rogen as Frodo.

This is true, but the actors were clearly acting stoned, they said as much in the commentary if I remember right.

Also, Saruman's comment about the halfling leaf slowing Gandalf's mind, which is hardly appropriate for tobacco.

>J.J. Tolkien
plsgo

Tolkien said it was basically halfway between both

>non-germans will never see this kino
>non germans will never be able to watch coldmirror synchros
Must suck to be you

it's in the book nigger

and Tolkien loved pipe smoking himself

>implying smoking tobacco doesn't dull your mind

why do i sincerely doubt tolkien ever smoked weed

He explicitly states in the preface that it is part of the same family of plants as tobacco and in early drafts of The Hobbit it is simply referred to as tobacco. He later changed it to pipeweed since tobacco is a "New World" English term which he felt was inappropriate for his mythological world.

Do you have any source for him saying it was "halfway"?

You can be conservative and smoke weed. I do.

HOL ON' HOL ON'

ARE U SAYING

U BE SAYIN

THAT MUH BOY JRR "KKK" TOLKIEN WASN'T A CLOSE MINDED KEKSERVATIVE IDIOT LIKE ME?

duuuuude, like, the jews... theyre bad maaaaaaaaaan

>tobacco
>dulls your mind

>smoking the green jew

Why don't you go and retweet Hillary posts or something, libcuck.

So since weed was legalized on Middle Earth, what do you guys think the tax percentage of it went to social healthcare of the shire.

Weed WAS the healthcare of the Shire. Remember Aragorn using the King's Weed to heal Frodo?

>in early drafts of The Hobbit it is simply referred to as tobacco
My copy of The Hobbit (which says it's the revised edition after LOTR was published) says tobacco in it.

Damn. rr martin btfo

>kings weed

its kingsfoil, not kings weed.

Yeah and Sam says it's a WEED.

Why is every single LOTR thread filled with people who just flat out lie about what Tolkien said?

go smoke some then

I won't because I'm not a degenerate cuck like you.

Yeah "a weed," not "weed."

Dandelion is also considered a weed. Go try smoking that, retard.

Kill yourself.

some animals are considered weeds too

your mother is considered a fat whore

>some animals are considered weeds too

DUDE SARUON ISN'T REAL

Why didn't gandalf just cum on the ring? You think Sauron would want to wear it if it's got wizard semen all over it?

>autistic nubiles getting upset about drugs because they never had friends in high school

did you know that there is a german fan-dub of lotr called Lord of the Weed where the whole story centers about Sauron and his massive weed-ring?

here it is with english subtitles

youtube.com/watch?v=DPVKaj9hVcY

I love krautrock

I.e. ur mum

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Anyone else a YTP fan?

Well, it's official. Germany is lost. R.I.P

Smoking doesn't dull your mind but you'd have to have a dull mind to start smoking so I see why you think that

it's kosmische music you fucking bigot

People don't like the same things I do?
Must be because they are fucking stupid
>tfw too intelligent

Tobacco only sharpens your mind if you have low tolerance. Nicotine is a mixed stimulant and depressant, and you gain tolerance to the stimulant effects first.

Never seen lord of the rings before but I won't bother watching it if it's some conservative shit fest.

>sauronman says Gandolph has been hitting the halfling weed too hard

People like doing stuff that they know will kill them? Wow that makes them so smart!

Smoking tobacco is pretty fuckin' dumb, bro.

That sounds cringetarded.

>JJ Tolkien

>conservative message

What message?

Fuck the jews that's what

Everything about your post screams underage

The phrase cringetarded sounds cringetarded

Delusional alt right trolls see hidden messages in everything

Because the site attracts underaged.

It isn't. I wouldn't take anything you see on Sup Forums seriously. This place is full of literal brainlets.

The dwarves weren't even the bad guys though

There are themes that paint the rapid industrialization of the world in a poor light.

>i never read the books

Then what is the right wing message in lord of the right wings?

You clearly haven't either

Saruman is the good guy. Still updating, slowly:
forums.spacebattles.com/threads/saruman-of-many-devices.256776/

>smoking like once in a month is bad

Why? After his adventure he went to church and made up for it.

No he didn't
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>weed
>not conservative

The banning of weed is not conservative. It is a rather recent result of bloated government and happened in living memory. It is the polar fucking opposite of conservative.

Marijuana was considered safe by every reputable doctor in the US until the end of alcohol prohibition, when thousands of prohibition agents were suddenly at risk of losing their cushy government jobs. Then the agency found one doctor (out of more than 30 asked) who would argue that weed was dangerous so it could be outlawed and these parasites could continue to earn a salary from the taxpayer.

If you consider yourself conservative and think weed should be illegal, you're a fucking retard, plain and simple.

Fighting to save your home against the dark, swarthy hordes of the east and industrialization

nice try cheech but you arent fooling anyone

made me kek

Dude lol weed fan dub and he sounds underage?