/hoc/

WPG @ NYR, 7 pm EST
>WPG is 2nd in the Central division, with 87 pts
>NYR is five points out of the playoffs, with 66 pts

MTL @ NJ, 7 pm
>MTL is 10 points out of the playoffs, with 61 pts
>NJ is in the higher wildcard spot in the east, with 74 pts

DET @ BOS, 7 pm
>DET is 9 points out of the playoffs, with 62 pts
>BOS is 2nd in the Atlantic division, with 88 pts

VGK @ CBJ, 7 pm
>VGK is 1st in the Pacific division, with 89 pts
>CBJ is in the last wildcard spot in the east, with 71 pts

FLA @ TBL, 7:30
>FLA is one point out of the playoffs, with 70 pts
>TBL is 1st in the Atlantic division (and the league), with 94 pts

DAL @ NSH, 8 pm
>DAL is in the higher wildcard spot in the west, with 80 pts
>NSH is 1st in the Central division, with 93 pts

CAR @ MIN, 8 pm
>CAR is two points out of the playoffs, with 69 pts
>MIN is 3rd in the Central division, with 81 pts

COL @ CHI, 8:30
>COL is one point out of the playoffs, with 76 pts
>CHI is 13 points out of the playoffs, with 64 pts

WSH @ ANA, 10 pm
>WSH is 1st in the Metropolitan division with 81 pts
>ANA is 3rd in the Pacific division, with 78 pts

morning lads

Genuinely still like a few of their songs.

>wings goaltending

Why did they trade mrazek. Now they'll have to find a new goaltender was both these guys suck ass

Huomenta

>Scorey Krug
Hello r.eddit!

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statbro, chickbro, contributing

Reminder to never be embarrassed about the things you enjoy doing lads

Habs should just give up and let Hall get his point already.

>calling a hat trick a "hatty"
I hate this so much more than I feel like I should reasonably hate anything.

they two goals and Hall doesn't have a point?

Hurricanes @ Wild

wisdom

>rags

Is Jared Staal the most JUST man in hockey?

LAINEI

I don't know if there was an assist and by whom on the first goal

were Maroon and Hall teammates?

*plays better than matthews*

SOMEONE FUCKING STOP THAT AMISH

Why is Marc both uglier and worse at hockey than his brothers?

Holy shit this is painful to watch. Hall assist btw if Maroon didn't touch it.

correction, I think he just got a secondary

>le absolutement estat du Canadiens de Montreal

I like You Were Meant for Me by Jewel

he's unironically gonna surpass ovetskin

buy your tickets for november yet finnbro?

who is, inevitably, going to substitute Lindgren?

Translation please.

>rags

*grows a beard better than matthews*

Poor Longue Graine

*scores in amish*

as a poor neet living in the north, i don't think i can afford the travel and tickets. wish i could be there.

Classic Shaw

i'm already raging at the thought of plebs rooting for Laine and ignoring Based Barky.

Hall assist for realsies this time. Habs are looking shook my dudes.

TRAVIS

Every year, 14 hockey players die and 57,000 are seriously classified, we meet 70-110 pounds of flies ... think about it the next time you say hockey player to a knife or lie down and pounce when someone has stepped on your foot. Put this on your blog if you are proud of the ice hockey With all the love you imagine the famous ... KYRPÄÄ football players!

*Loses to the Leafs in the 1st round*

With Laine being on a hot streak and climbing the all time teenage goal scoring list it kind of went under the radar that Laine also managed to pass Eichel in career goals. Laine now has 71 compared to 70 for Eichel. And with McDavid sitting at 76, Laine is only 5 goals behind. It seems like Laine will separate himself from both Eichel and McDavid early on when it comes to goalscoring and it's going to be harder and harder to make the argument that he doesn't belong in the same tier as Eichel, McDavid and Matthews moving forward.

Will be interesting to see how Laine's shiny new contract will look if he continues his goal scoring like this. Will he get his big money deal, or will he cave in and sign for something embarrassing like 9 million or less? And if Laine gets his big money deal, will it hamper his production in the long run, like what seems to be happening to McDavid and Eichel right now?

We should crowdfund this and send him there.

>Laine ascending to Ultra Finnstinct

What a wonderful feeling this is

I don't think that counts, the goalie deflected

>100 euros for the cheapest tickets

lmao

more like ultra finnstink lole

it counts

>cucknadians

>blazer over polo

>hasb right now

Memes aside, I think he'll settle for a contract that both pays great for him, but also leaves the team with some cap room
They currently have 5,5m from the cap ceiling, and it'll rise for next season
Thinking roughly 9,5 - 10 mil for him, even though you could argue he could ask for 11-11,5

ayyyy. well either way see you at the gdt

>tfw could knock anyone in /hoc/ the fuck out

That guy on the right looks like a potential school shooter

An assist is a pass

I'm in for 5 bucks

"Every year 14 hockey players die and 57 000 get seriously injured, we hit 150-250 pound freaks... think about that the next time you call a hockey player a pussy or you cry about someone stepping on your foot. Put this on your wall if you are a proud hockey person

Laine is going to take a discount deal since he knows every extra million on him is a million away from their depth players which come in valuable in the playoffs. Expect 8 to 9 million deal.

That's Laine

sometimes a shot is the best pass

The opponent will need to have gained full control of the puck to 'cancel' out assists
He is registered for the assist

@82084853

>grease hockey knowledge
What do we have to do to get rid of this faggot?

I could do another 10 or 20.
We'd need some way to get the money to him, though, and some way to confirm that we're actually sending it to the right guy.

Your musk is that pungent, eh.

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I guess that explains that tweet he deleted

Really brah how much do you lift

the only place he'll be shooting up is the inside of your mom's uterus

come at me bro

>player named Yanni Gourde has 23 goals

> →
>two years ago Toewsers went vegan
>hawks proceed to miss playoffs two years in a row

don't fall for for the vegan meme

is he related to yanni hussi

She's so fucking qt brehs I don't know what to do with myself

>>hawks proceed to miss playoffs two years in a row
Even if they didn't win a game they were still there last year

isn't gourd that bad tasting fruit

Bit of a long shot, but this one is for any Checkers or Eisbären fans out there.

if you want to edit eyes to bears do one with Chaika

were they now? they didn't show up though. maybe some kind of steak other than tofu might have given them the extra unf to score one fucking goal

three petes is back on la

Is chains supposed to be Finn? Would explain the autism and the ugly.

>shitcagofriends actually linking their game thread

damn, is it that bad?

ok, thanks for the explanation
...husband of a fat wife, kek

Seeing the Wings suck this hard is really kind of depressing

Nah if anything Chaika is russian

what did he mean by this?

you've been in various stages of rebuild for 2 years. it's a given

Every period of winning is followed by a period of sucking. It is the natural order.

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>SOON

>Laine might actually win the Rocket this year

I'm trying, but it's harder to find images where those eyes fit.

Given how long their period of winning was, I'm guessing this period of sucking is going to last a very long time

>he loves to shoot

He has a NOSE for the net

Imagine watching hockey for 4 years but you're so fucking retarded that you constantly have to ask baby questions that could be easily googled. Also, imagine being so fucking stupid that you think a winger is a defenseman.

I made the terrible mistake of not checking the flag of the post I responded to
Fuck me

Classic Finn tactic. Whenever you are exposed you deflect to either Russia or Sweden. I'm wise to your games, Eetu.

It's fucking great desu

t. Burt in Boulder

t. fred in flint