STAY SALTY MAD ASS NIGGAS: JOHNSON GOING IN DRY

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Is this guy supposed to be Bernie 2.0?

Bernie with extra autism, if that's even physically possible.

I'm ready to #unzipmyjohnson

youtube.com/watch?v=1dl_tMuyYMU

Definitely not from a policy standpoint. He's much less liberal

youtube.com/watch?v=rAT_BuJAI70

>Sup Forums btfos itself

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH CLINTON WIN

Welp, thats it, I was a Trump supporter but now its time to #StrokeTheJohnson

thehill.com/policy/defense/288546-poll-libertarian-johnson-beating-trump-clinton-among-active-duty-troops

Aww what's he gonna do stutter himself to the white house?

Johnson is an idiot and a covert democrat.
He is only running because he smelled an opportunity to exploit the media agenda against Trump. He even said so himself, stating that he is 'running against Trump' instead of simply running for the libertarian party.

While I respect his economical and sport achievements, I can't appreciate much else about him.

Johnson:
>would force bakers to bake cake for gays against their religious believes
>likes universal basic income
>likes Hillary and supported her, said E Mails didn't matter
>never said a bad thing about Hillary in general
>can barely articulate libertarian talking points
>jumped on the 'Trump is raycis' bandwagon and claimed Mexican immigrants commit less crime than Americans, basically doesn't understand difference between legal and illegal immigrants
>threw a gun in the trash that was gifted to him as a token of appreciation (a supposed libertarian throwing out a gun? Fuck that guy)
>no charisma, can't explain positions for shit
>supports open borders

Guy is a joke. A real libertarian would be able to articulate libertarian positions and run for liberty, not against Trump. And a real libertarian would also unserstand that Hillary is literally evil and would be many times worse for liberty than Trump.

Libertarianism is a right wing ideology, it would make more sense for him to align with Trump and attack Hillary.

Johnson is pretty clearly the best choice because unlike the other two candidates he's not a sociopath.

Any lolibertian is sociopath.

Who cares?
It's about policies not personality

Why not? Trump rambled and yelled to become the gop nominee

Doesn't matter what he thinks though, if America got a libertarian congress it wouldn't matter what Johnson thought.

German pasta is shit

You can have all the policies I agree with and I still wouldn't vote for someone as neurotic as trump. He's going to ruin this country in multiple ways if he's elected. He's a madman, legit madman.

god I fucking hate neo-pol.

yes, moron. just believe he is bernie 2. don't do any research. make sure you tell everyone that you think libertarianism is the same as socialism.

say these things on your Facebook that I am sure you have. make sure you say them in school too so your teachers can know just how smart you are.

Why do they need Johnson to get libertarians into congress?

Repeating something over and over again doesn't make it true.
I read everyday that Trump will ruin the US, but I've never seen an explanation HOW he would do so.

Assmad lolberturdian detected.

I stopped respecting Gary Johnson when he went on the Joe Rogan Experience

>says America needs to be tough on Iran because "they fund terrorism"
>Joe asks what terrorists they fund
>instead of mentioning Hamas or Hezbollah, he starts incoherently mumbling about terrorist attacks commited by Sunni Muslims connected to or claimed by ISIS
he's a fucking idiot

Johnson is a Democrat

If you're voting for him you're a stupid cuck

I hope he takes trump votes

>two term republican governor

Trump's the stealth democrat, friendo.

Third party voters in these polls mostly wont vote because they don't actually care. They just like Johnson more than Trump or Hillary that doesn't mean they actually want him to be president.

too bad that wont happen considering how antithetical the retard is

I heard this cuck say there should be no limit on imigrants
>TRASH MAN!!!

>unironically shilling for Gary "open borders" Johnson

DUDE

He sucked off Obama and Hillary at the townhall, advocates open borders, doubled down on his retarded gun grabbing, and called Trump an evil bigot racist.

He's a Democrat.

>post 2008 crisis
>not being an libertarian
cuck.

TRUMP IS A RACIST
>TRUMP IS A RACIST
TRUMP IS A RACIST
>TRUMP IS A RACIST

youtube.com/watch?v=C_T5-KEkYNI

you know he's right.

Johnson serves as a fallback if I can't convince bernouts to vote Trump. mfw Hillary will be lucky to get half the bernout vote.

>politician
>not a sociopath

Pick one

>Trump is racist since he wants to deport 12 million ILLEGAL mexicans

He literally said that. And how is it racist?

He's the medias useful idiot, they are only giving him all this coverage and airtime since he will call trump racist

because he's targeting it at mexicans not just illegals, what about canadians, what about the poles and ghanas? hm?

Anyone regardless of race or nationality would be deported in a Trump administration.

if they were an illegal immigrant*

The faggot is in over his head. He can't manage, he's not successful, has no tact, can't into logic, has no idea what a lot of important topics he should know, knows little about the world, has no real direction, spews words out before thinking, flip flops, not consistent. Fuck him and fuck anyone that thinks he's got what it takes to be president. It's not a game.

No, he said illegals. dumbass

youtube.com/watch?v=C_T5-KEkYNI

>Anyone regardless of race or nationality would be deported in a Trump administration.
>if they were an illegal immigrant*

okey I agree, you just can't have some illegal activity and pretend like its nothing but building a wall appears to me like a bad solution or just as gary put'd it 'its just nuts'

Thank you for describing Johnson

>Hillary with a dick
>pro open borders
>pro gun control
>whines about Trump being rayciss

america bringing the heat

checked

GOD BLESS LITHUANIA

>pro gun control

Bullshit.

Oh I guess those EFPs we had to look out for in Iraq were from some other Shia majority nation

Fuck off leaf

Hans gets it.

reason.com/blog/2016/05/18/william-weld-as-gary-johnsons-vice-presi

because as we all know the vp has a profound effect on a presidents policy decisions.

>ISIS are Shia

This kraut sorts it out.

Bullshit, he's running because he's run as the libertarian candidate for multiple elections now

I want the libertarians on the map. The election doesn't matter to me because collapse is coming soon. I want the new republic to be a libertarian one

Mental nigger detected

As neo pol says "kek has spoken"

Your vote already doesn't matter, if you agree with Johnson's politics you may as well vote with pride instead of picking the least smelly turd.

what a fucken faggot

this guy is a globalist traitor to the republic. I consider him an agent of the Clintons.

Barbarians in suits, all these guys.

Literally worse than Hillary.

Libertarianism is dead and you manchildren need to grow up.

Johnson will take more votes from Clinton than Trump. Johnson and Clinton will even out, and Trump will win.

I have a feeling that's how this is gonna work if Johnson starts debating.

Clinton is going to destroy trump while Johnson just faps in the corner silently.

can someone post that ad of him as dat boi never fails to make me cringe

gary johnson is as much of a libertarian as donald trump is a republican.

In a democracy, when it the last time a 3rd party gained control of the country?

Never, you say? Only real choices are coke or pepsi?

Anyway, good luck to the third party candidate.

whatever this flag is has some really dumb people

it's probably the same small group of guys or even just one

how so?

I consider Libertarians worse than Liberals, because atleast Liberals only got there by brainwashing since childhood, while Libertarians actual think for themselves and come up with the most retarded option.

>Trump has build shitloads of huge skyscrapers and resorts all over the world
>but building a wall is nuts


Kek
This

This. I've been a libertarian for all of my adult life and I despise Gary Johnson with every fiber of my being.

Him throwing that gun in the trash strongly cemented my dislike for him. He's a fucking weasel.

Johnson is not a real libertarian
Real libertarianism has never been tried

I would've been happy for third parties breaking into the election but why the fuck does it have to be this specific one? Can't we just ensure Hillary doesn't get into office first THEN start looking for alternatives to Trump after his first term?

us vs them!
us vs them!

Libertarian candidate:

>You are all a bunch of fucking white males and you should be ashamed

Austin Petersen.

>yfw Johnson reaches 15% in the polls
>yfw the Clinton campaign pushes to allow Johnson to the debate, knowing he'll steal more votes from Trump than the Dems
>yfw Cruz and Kasich both endorse Johnson
>yfw the Libertarians replace the GOP as the main right-wing opposition to Clinton after the Trump implodes this fall

outside of blind faith lolbertarians like my cousin anybody who actually does any research will realize johnson is just another moderate liberal.

>libertarians
>especially this ticket
>Right Wing

Gun Control and Open Borders aren't right wing ideals

Worked for Obama.

>Johnson
>stealing votes from Trump
I've got some bad news for you, Democuck

fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-is-gary-johnson-taking-more-support-from-clinton-or-trump/

...

Praise him

Good luck, thanks for destroying Hillaries chances mr Anti Gun third party candidate who will split the democratic and not republican vote.

kek proves global warming will melt the usa

If by Bernie two he most likely means a candidate that will under preform despite what a very enthusiastic and autistic base believes or will shill on the internet.