Johnson's has been playing 5D underwater hackeysack the whole time

Johnson's has been playing 5D underwater hackeysack the whole time.
Get ready for 38.7% to win the White House.

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I hope so. who here /bigjohnson/

>420
>Gary Johnson thread
Praise kek.

>5D underwater hackeysack the whole time
trying this hard

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> 5D underwater hackeysack
I love this meme.

Is there a master list of all the variations of 4D Chess like there is for Ben "Splitting the Skulls of Every Spic" Garrison and Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider?

Bahb marlee wills it

>dem digits

kek wills it. so it shall be.

I hate her but I would eat her ass like a Thanksgiving dinner. I actually salivate when I see shit like this. I need to know what the inside of her nasty old snatch and asshole taste like.

>Johnson's has been playing 5D underwater hackeysack the whole time.

this would not surprise me if it were literally true.

No, I'm pretty sure this is just an alteration of a H3H3 meme.

Lolol this is perfection. Easily best bread on Sup Forums today

I can feel it!

Not even 38.7% know who this hopeless fool is, and never will.

Back off Johnson this election is mine.

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

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her titties are nowhere near that nice.

trust me on this.

Hey Bill

You don't look so good

Lets hope he does, the libertarian revolution must start somehere.

wait, are you sure you want to vote for him?

After he threw a flintlock pistol into some open borders?

I hope not. The ones where the original models tits actually look I would expect hers to, like flacid bags of cottage cheese, make me even fucking harder.

I don't think she is "attractive" but I would pick out and eat the corn from her shit for a month to taste where it came from. I would walk through the Mojave barefoot if she pissed into my dry parched mouth at the end.

I seriously can't explain it.
More gross Hillary nudes!

Not writing in Jeb!

Johnson is shit vote Jeb!