You have 10 seconds to act as Colombian as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as Colombian as possible.

*kills you over cocaine*
*fucks a hot tranny*

*kills a hot tranny*
*fucks cocaine over you*

ooga booga

>coming from a Guatemalan

cállate hijodeputa

why has Sup Forums been so obsessed with us the last days

HIJUEPUTA MALPARIDO

BUNDA

does a line

rezamos ahora

*calls a hit on OP*

*sniffs cocaine*

oe parcero

10/10

9/10

Like Molotov wisely stated, we produce it, gringos consume it.

dont call me gringo you fucking beaner

theres a mexican(?) band of the same name
frijolero is pre good not gonna lie

i hate colombia what a poor shithole with congolombian niggers

I don't think cocaine use is even as big as it once was; nowadays junkies use more heroin and prescription painkillers.

No pue' parcerito, si io ia le he dicho que no haga eso usted, porque se sigue comportando asi?

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We don't speak like that

Es "malparido hijueputa", en ese orden

Chile is shit, fuck Chile
*migrates to Chile*

i saw a few colombians movies when i was in high school where you guys speak like this... maybe was a regional accent.

nomnomnom

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We're not wh*te, pidor, you fucking slav piece of shit.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

*fucks el burro*
*get killed cuz it was cartel's burro*

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Kek

PLATA O PLOMO?

eeee puta puta choco chico

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