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BBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

>Still one more day until Shorks hokkei
why live

Everyone is allowed to play and enjoy hockey.

Except you

Who wins, Laine or Marchand?

can we keep autism out of this thread

Dont try to censor the praries

HE'S BACK
i.imgur.com/7s75NS1.jpg
Someone post this pic I'm on mobile

Everyone but kippers

Any updates on the Calder memorial trophy to Boeser situation?

Just save it to your phone retard

that's a big image

Marchand has bigger nose but Laine has amish beard. Tough choice.

Shit form I'd devastate that 5 hole

Which player get teased the most on the ice?

I devastated your moms 5 hole

There's nothing better than devastating someone's gaping hole

Probably that fat fuck Phil kessel

Teased in what way?

Chirps about their body or personality.

SKAAAARRRR

Yeah probably Kessel

PREDATORS UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>Hey Matt why don't you keep that in your mouth?
>"I got something I can put in your mouth"
>What the fuck did you just say to me?
>"You heard me"

Can't wrestle the kessel

Can we have a friendly afternoon /hoc/? I'm asking as a friend. Like post old playoff promos, ignore content you don't like instead of sperging, don't reply to bait, blog, don't gloat, just stop being twats.

lol nah

*dominates*

it's always friendly when i'm around friend

Eat my hairy ass bud

Or Marchand
Probably why he's such a cunt

Based Finn

anime is gay and for losers
youtube.com/watch?v=EGikhmjTSZI

I guess Finland is full of losers then

unfortunately yes
youtube.com/watch?v=hy9JuE-gw4Y

lads

who can stop Fins from winning cups?

what does kioski mean in english?

kiosk

Is Duckson going to score this afternoon?

this guy peaked in high school

lolno

Yes
>getting all that ptp
doesn't seem bad desu

He is still in highschool

No one cares about children's hockey, stop forcing it

>adults are children
>I'm a casual
I think you're in the wrong place friendo

Reminder hockey is NOT for everyone

>not watching Jokerit vs Sochi
Hello casuals.

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Hey bud if you dont like it you can just ignore my post. You can just shitpost here or go back to whatever important things you were doing and I wont stop or criticize you.

For anyone that wants to watch afternoon hokkei here is a stream
youtu(dot)be/tjMK9v9U9OQ

t.cut from my highschool/travel team

>tfw you nut and she still suckin

You faggots do this every year and still can't figure out that nobody outside of your reddit state gives a shit. Fuck off.

>mad
>at hockey
wew lad

Yes that's what it says in the filename

Haha didn't even look at the filename, I'm phone posting

>haha

Is hockey for ME?

This is elite defenseman Stefan Noesen and the back bone of New Jersey's blue line. Say something nice about him.

>phoneposting

Are you a relatively wealthy white cis-male

Great minds think alike

well I just sharted

>I am going to get mad about a post about hockey in a hockey general in a Thai fish gutting gathering instead of doing what I should be doing

balding fat face
if you werent a hockey player you would die a virgin

Grow up

You plan to take a shower?

>play literally ever game of the season
>grease doesn't know you're a winger until 55 games in
that thread was funny as fuck didn't he say vatanen was shit when he's having a career year and on like a 6 game point streak?

had to take, the damage was pretty bad

how does one grow up from sudden bowel movements

Pigs are literally r*&@/#

cute!

>yfw you see people with double digit priority numbers on Twitter
Still, sub-1k has me excited.

Are you retarded?

Based anglo Crosgod protecting hockey purity from coloureds

Oinkers are /ouranimals/

cringe lad

For me, ita Reese Puffs with soymilk

Nhl is fixed, anyone have any proof for or against?

Stop drinking so much alcohol

>or against
You cant prove a negative.

How is this cringe?

>looking like a hobo when you're actually a millionare

I'm not sure what to think about that.

You can't prove that some games aren't tipped in one teams favour by refs or even goalies and dmen being paid off?

/mlb

Where the fuck does the surname Paradise come from?

You potentially could, but you can 100% never prove they arent. Thats what Im saying.

thanks but no thanks

Ah I see.

1st rule of alcoholism never trust a fart

Based

Coming home lads. You better have prepared a fucking meal when I get there. I'm so starved you'd think I supported the Minnesota Mild.

Does someone seriously not have a 2-5 beers every night to relax?

Turkey is brining in listerine as we speak.

Tendies for supper

I drink more than that every night

Alchie

more like mlzzzzzzzzz lol

Say it with me:
How he king with no _____?

tfw had your last beer in December 2016.