How come Marge never cheated on Homer?

How come Marge never cheated on Homer?

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with who, everyone in springfield is as bad as homer in some way

>Implying Flanders wasn't giving her the diddly on the side.

She loved him and they were shown to have a pretty good sex life.

She nearly did though. Remember Jacques?

she almost did with jacques

Snuggle life you fucking plebtard

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Not many remember any episodes from that time since it was really fucking dark at time. In addition to her clmost cheating, there was the episode wehre Homer is seconds away from committing suicide.

BLACKED

she was a good wife and mother

of all the characters in the series you chose the one who is free from all sins and even calls the priest for the most little things that could be a sin. great job.
also, there was that episode where she almost cheated on homer with her bowling instructor but didn't because she loves her husband. case closed

>getting that tattoo

No, she loved Homer despite his flaws. Both her and Homer had plenty of opportunity to cheat on one another, but they always pulled through and stayed faithful.

I can't speak for anything past season 10, as I've only watched 1-10 though.

Beautiful

She almost fucked flanders

>being a good woman means slaving in the kitchen and being chained to a shitty small white dick for life
hmm, something tells you come from another, opinionated board but I can't tell which

> Free from all sins
Sure thing buddy, that was BEFORE the Simpson liberation, when Lisa was just as irrelevant as feminism.

Now Ms. K, the biggest slut this side from Shalby Ville is his girlfriend.

And an episode where the kids get babysat by a murderer.

zombie simpsons don't count. shame on you for even watching that crap

>I can't speak for anything past season 10, as I've only watched 1-10 though.

No shit, if you say you can't speak for anything past season 10 it's pretty fucking obvious you haven't seen past that season so your last bit of "explanation" was completely unnecessary and stupid, just like you.

>autism

Written by a guy.

user pls... don't remind of that episode where marge straight up cucked homer with an artist it still hurts

>says something dumb as fuck
>gets called out for it
>a-a-a-autism!

Pathetic

that tatoo is better than 99% of tatoos I've seen

>priest for the most little things that could be a sin

>Flanders
>Catholic

pick one.

what ever they call the church dude at his religion then

Because it's a cartoon? A really old cartoon too...
Like it's one thing to show violence, rape, drugs, whatever. But disturb the traditional family unit? Hell no, even if literally all husbands in adult cartoons deserve it and worse.
Their are social lines you simply do not cross.

She did. She had sex with someone pretending to be homer while homer was kidnapped and trapped on an island.

Damn I wanna FUCK Marge

Reverend, which is possibly the most generic religious honorific possible. It's used by nearly every Christian denomination to refer to preachers, priests, pastors, etc. They really went all out to make every part of the Simpsons' place in the real world unidentifiable.

He's Protestant. That being said that makes it even funnier that he constantly calls the Reverend because, according to Protestant belief, you don't need a priest or pastor to absolve you of your sins.

>rape
You would never see rape in a show like the simpsons, rape is the one thing our media treats worse than murder
>drugs
maybe light stuff like alcohol and pot, but again, good luck finding a cartoon like the simpsons tackling freebased heroin in any way.

Maybe he can't speak for it because it was so fucking bad. Maybe his parent or guardian brutally raped him while seasons 11-whatever were playing in the background. Your single track mind and inability to see other possibilities leaves one diagnosis...

>autism

Yeah ok I was being over the top, my point still stands.

Didn't she make out with Lady Gaga or something stupid like that?

hilarious

AUTISM

Different time, women were good.

>according to Protestant belief, you don't need a priest or pastor to absolve you of your sins.
according to the bible, too

Its an allusions to Homers Odyssey were Penelope is faithful to Odysseus.

Except no one reads the Bible you idiot.

clearly not catholics, at least

>Different time
the simpsons its an on-going show that takes place in the current year

Milhouse's dad was hitting that on the side

Christian values

being a good wife means being loyal

Flanders pls go

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I want this on a t-shirt so bad

God, Marge was such a bitch in S1

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That really is a dark episode.

Cartoons written by baby boomers who have zero knowledge about the real world. In real life a woman like Marge would have left him after having Bart and realizing the kind of man he is but she seems to have low self-esteem.

Pretty sure it was mentioned they are Protestant in one of the episodes where Bart goes to Catholic school

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>do i look like i know what a jpeg is?

>loyal
>providing a decent home environment for the kids
>runs the place for all intents; Homer just brings in the money
>she loves her family

She's a good woman, and you're a bad person for thinking otherwise.

>shitty small white dick

Nice myth. And nice knowledge of female anatomy. The clitoris is what pleases women, what gets them off. It's why lesbians are better at sex with women than men are. Most men are dumb idiots that think porn is real sex.

Or maybe they actually are aware of dependent personality disorder.

Or maybe it works for a family cartoon.

It's already been explained in episodes where she's nearly left him.

>good luck finding a cartoon like the simpsons tackling freebased heroin in any way.

>good luck finding a cartoon like the simpsons tackling freebased heroin in any way

this. flanders might be the most handsome character.
he's also ripped and a good loving widow father, basically perfect husbando materail

why was this episode so weird?
most people don't seem to remember it too

I love those spooky philosophical episodes like Blowfish, Bart Sells his Soul or Homer's Mysterious Journey.

>that dicklet defence

Haha, you've actually thought about this a lot haven't you?

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That episode was great, but good luck getting discussion for stuff from before season 3.

Also an amazing lover and hung like a horse.

That would work so much better in a t shirt

Wtf is wrong with you people. I have the feeling some people just overdose on cuckporn

Yeah, a SEA-horse.

*bdmmm tssshhhh*

I'm pretty sure the only reason she stayed with homer all these years was because he's hung like an ox.