Berenstein vs Berenstain

When do you think the timeline diverged Sup Forums?
Are we in some sort of limbo? Do you remember almost dying at some point or am I the only one?

I smashed my head against a glass door in 1993, a shard of glass punctured my face in 10 different locations as well as my neck. There was so much blood that one of the nurses passed out.

I survived perfectly fine and I don't even have any scars. In retrospect, a 5 year old child breaking a huge glass door would be very likely to die.

Maybe I did?
I don't remember the accident at all.
Just the retellings of it. The before and the after, with scabs on my face. I don't remember the actual events.

Anybody else has a similar experience?
Maybe this is all a test. This dystopian world is just one big limbo.

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It doesn't matter when it diverged because it would cause small ripples in time to distort a little of everything.

But before the POD (Point of Divergence) we'd be looking at the real original world.

It's because Kek will arrive soon

there have been 2 observed divergence points so far

What points?

june of this year and whenever the berenstein/stain thing changed

What happened in June?

2nd divergent point ive experienced

not the only person that experienced it either

made me rethink a loooot of things

Recent personal experience from Star Trek:

Me and my wife experienced "No i am YOUR father" alternating with "No i am THE father" on maybe 25 consecutive runs before it converged to the standard "No i am YOUR father"

We played a version from an old hard disk. the same clip on youtube did not alternate.

This was also in June. fucking weird.

She also remembers New Zealand being North West of Australia, as well as a smaller Norwegian Svalbard.

(the supposed "LUKE, i am your father is gone from all records)

And don't anyone tell us go to fuck off to /x/ because this shit has happened.

>its not luke i am your father

are you fucking kidding me?

Sit down and read this, user.

welcome to the alternate timeline.

we have no idea what happened.

Reminder that Donald Trump is responsible for creating the Berenstain universe. Guac man confirmed it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0VYHRpcjIw

so far ive come to the conclusion that whatever meme magic is in this universe is acutally real

maybe not kek,but def meme magic

Ever thought that you and the Mrs are just fucking retarded?

I mean, I like you, Norway. You were the only Europeans who didn't act like faggots when people realized we eat seals. But the shit you just posted was layers of crayons-up-the-nose retarded.

New zealand has definitely moved

Sage this reddit bullshit

Fucking normies

no CERN is doing fucking shit dude

it's fucking with things

I always thought it was sex and the city.

Can confirm from memory:

Mirror Mirror
No I am your father
If you build it they will come
Home Depot

shit.

>HELLO CLARICE DOES NOT EXIST ????

>hmm, some movie quotes aren't how I remembered
>clearly the most rational explanation is that I'm in a parallel universe

>"If you build it THEY will come" is now "If you build it, HE will come"
YOU NEVER ACTUALLY WATCHED THE FUCKING MOVIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The "he" in the statement is the main character's dead father, whose ghost appears at the end of the movie. All of the these are fucking stupid and just remembering things incorrectly or participating in a giant game of telephone.

Anyone else feels like Witcher 2 was called Assassination of Kings, now its called Assassins of Kings

I rewatched both movies. Its gone.

The geographic moves clearly indicate a simulation hypothesis to me. Starting with fundamentally different plate tectonics and ending up with everything identical except for a few bits of pop culture just doesn't scan.

I remember finding out that it was "No, I am your father" at least 5 years ago. I'm curious--when did you and your wife figure this out?

Everyone thinks it's "Luke, I am your father" because that was a catchphrase, and the "Luke" at the beginning signifies that you're referencing Star Wars. If people just ran around saying "No, I am your father" it wouldn't be immediately obvious they were talking about Star Wars. That's why that's the version that got spread around.

Again, this is all due to the fact that we're culturally playing a giant game of telephone and not because CERN is merging universes or whatever.

im sorry but ive observed this in real time in front of my eyes

>it happened while me and wife was trying to debunk the Mandela effect

you should look into it at least, there is something wrong with the timeline and it could be CERN because the first reports came shortly after it was completed

Things like this don't, in my mind, amount to anything suspicious. "Assassination of Kings" makes more sense as a title, so I could see a great deal of people thinking it was the title. And "assassin" is a commonly misused word, one that people spell wrong and I don't catch (and, even if this makes me sound like an ass, I usually catch spelling errors). I remember a friend having a gamertag that was "assinator420" and never realizing it was spelled wrong until after years of staring at it.

I remember having a discussion regarding 'Sex in the City' vs 'Sex and the City' with my media studies teacher in 2005.

Most of the class thought it was IN but she said, and showed us, it was AND.

Another thing, early in the series Carrie looks at the camera when she speaks her monologues but this was soon dropped.

>there is something wrong with the timeline and it could be CERN because the first reports came shortly after it was completed

There is nothing that happens at CERN that doesn't happen billions (if not more, this is an extremely conservative estimate) times a day in our universe. Shit, cosmic rays have done what CERN does millions of times over the Earth's entire lifetime.

Does this effect translate to other languages? If you look up Snow white on the German Wiki, the original phrase is still mirror mirror on the wall.

>She also remembers New Zealand being North West of Australia
Maybe she was holding the map upside down.
Since as early as I can remember, I loved studying the world atlas and I can assure you NZ is where it always has been.

>Maybe she was holding the map upside down.

She wasn't in Australia, she was simply looking at a map of it.

shhh

Berenstein here: Around 1993-1995 I was playing street football when I caught a long pass and tripped bashed the back of my head on the asphalt. I remember getting up and seeing all my friends around me and I couldn't stop laughing like insane Joker from Batman laughing. My friends laughed along a but more from confusion. Then I "sobered" up and decided to go home. The only odd thing (besides the injury and the laughing) that happened when I got home was that when I turned on the tv we had Cartoon Network a channel that previously we did not have. Whether it was a coincidence that they had just added that channel or whether it's evidence of something else I can't say.

The only thing I can add is for OP to look up quantum immortality and John Titor's worldline theory. Maybe when we die, we don't really die maybe we just move laterally to another world.

Man, I remember it being the Bernstein bears. I used to read those books as a kid all the time. Its really kind of freaking me out if I'm being honest

I think sometime ~1997 I was driving my bike back from school and didnt pay attention to the road up ahead. Suddenly there was a car standing there right infront of me. I just closed my eyes bracing for impact and then nothing happened. I looked back and I somehow just tunneled through it or something.

it's never been "Luke I am your father" that it's always been
"Luke Obi wan never told you what happened to your father"
"He told me you killed him"
"No, I am your father"

People just remember it wrong is all, but the Berenstain bears is legit fucked

My theory is a lot of this is from an algorithm the cia is testing, to alter all information on a specific thing internet(or even nation/world wide) in a 1984 esque way. There were threads months ago about someone catching it mid way between turning 3p0's leg silver in a bunch of screenshots and stuff. Very spooky stuff

The northpole is also gone from maps.

As far as I remember it was like "Luke, you are important yadda yadda bla bla. No, I am your father" and people left out all the yadda yadda inbetween and made the phrase "Luke, I am your father" when they wanted to quote that keyscene.
People are lazy and don't want or can't remember the whole textlines and just broke it down to the essential.

I remember getting Cartoon Network and never knowing it even existed. But that must have been '98 at least.

That reaction image was too good to pass up.

great. Can I save it?

So you think that the universe is a simulation and with CERN we're getting close to breaking out of, or at least destroying the simulation we're stuck in?

Yes you remember this too? Good now go and look as apparently CP30's leg has always been silver despite it originally being gold.

Clarice omg kill me now

I was hit by a car in '92, cartwheeled over the car and landed on my skull, lost a ton of blood, and i was unconscious for almost an entire day. everythings been fucked since then.

see
CERN just smashes particles into each other. Mother Nature performs the same experiments at even higher energies countless times a day, sometimes in our own atmosphere. CERN is not anything special on a cosmic scale. Stop being scientifically illiterate tards.

>Runecraft instead of runecrafting
It's fucking with me.

>Patch notes for Earth v1.25
>moved New Zealand Zealand further south.
>Berenstien to Berenstain
>Fixed bug that caused people to spontaneously combust
>Removed Bigfoot NPC
>Nerfed Chinese math skills

If they are able to subtlety change people's perception of the world then they have social engineering and mind control at their grasp

I overdosed on 16 mg of xanax in 2009, when I woke up I was face-down on my bed (I never sleep this way) and looked in the mirror, my entire face was red. I thought it was just from sleeping face down but it looked similar to a rash or something.

I know, it's chilling. I believe the psyops expansion to be more plausible, which says a lot about our government. But it doesn't account for people's personally owned books and recordings being changed as well.

>google c3po.
>Holy shit, 1 silver fucking leg.

It's like they had to stop half-way through because people nearly caught on.

Also You're not actually at cern, obviously if they were messing with the fabrtic of time and space, they wouldn't tel anyone, because they "playin' god" nutters would stop them. This shit could lead to FTL travel and shit.

They aint gonna tell anyone they're fucking with the universe.

It's always been going on. The internet just lets people pool their points of discontinuity where they would before have shrugged and gone huh weird.

Historical example: play it again, Sam.

They already do, but if this is there doing they can now change the past, like in 1984, having a memory different from the narrative will soon be a crime

Anyone else remember instrument being spelt instrunment? I just realised yesterday that there's no silent n.

>You're not actually at cern, obviously if they were messing with the fabrtic of time and space, they wouldn't tel anyone, because they "playin' god" nutters would stop them. This shit could lead to FTL travel and shit.

So basically what you're saying is
>I have no proof of my claims, but since I can say "YOU DON'T KNOW FOR SURE" I can keep on making them.

Mandela Effect is the biggest unfalsifiable hypothesis ever created.
>Remember something wrong? It's because the universes changed!
>Someone else disagrees? Well, they're not from this universe or they're a shill.
>Someone asks the mechanism? Some pseudoscience you can't disprove.

This is literally a case of the more people believe it, the more true it becomes. If people believe a lie and spread it as truth, it is soon recognized as a truth.

Thing is I watched so much tv as a kid and would channel surf so much I would have noticed a 24hr cartoons. My grandmother got Cartoon Network in Mexico so I knew about the channel and if we got it sooner I would have known.

I hate all of you and I hate those stupid bears as well

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I definitely remember New Zealand being northwest of Australia

It does if meme magic is real and reality is based on peoples perceptions sort of like humanity is a hive mind. They change it on the internet and expose enough people to something that it suddenly becomes the reality or something like that but it's spoopy as shit

>Hey, guys, anyone else misremember things?

I drowned about 17 years ago.
I forgot about it until a woman looked at me and told me I drowned.
Shit's fucked.

kek, it's still "luke i am your father". That's a classic.

this is the stupidest one yet. although japan did move north

Nah m8, you've always been retarded

The problem with this meme is when other autists got involved like the vampire diaries people. I though hey these fucks are crazy I remember the stein but this other shit is fake. Then I realized I probably looked like a loon to the vampire people.

Also I know these threads get a lot of traffic so I want to warn everyone not to use benzos even once please, hopefully I'll save at leas one person.

It's not CERN. It's because quantum particles from parallel dimensions are becoming trapped in the internet because of quantum computing

Luke, I AM your father.

A lot of movies have edits where lines or scenes are removed but make it in the trailers that is prob where a lot of those missing lines come from.

It's not a divergence you pleb it's a convergence or why would so many people still believe it was -stein when the books now say -stain.

Also, fuck the Berenstains, Dolly-had-braces masterrace reporting in.

>star trek

I was playing with a wired phone when I was little (around '95), and accidentally electrocuted myself - touched the contacts while the plug was still in the outlet.
I remember numbing and twitching sensation, then I fell on the floor and I don't remember anything else. But now I'm alive.

>I want to warn everyone not to use benzos even once please
Jesus Christ this.
Shit permanently fucked up my brain.

>Febreeze is now spelled Febreze (pronounced FAH-BREE-ZAY

>Memory is fallible

Wow who would've guessed it?

isn't it interesting that these "changes" always relate to something unimportant to you?

Like, I wonder how many New Zealanders remember being Northwest of Australia.

>no hello clarice
we lad thats a new one

I was never a chronic user/had to go through withdrawal, but I've been on some benders and always said never again. Some how ended up on one last weekend. Spend all this week in bed trying to piece together what happened and who I should be apologizing to, afraid to see my neighbours.

I have a very vague memory from 1st or 2nd grade where I was confused that everyone was pronouncing it as "Berenstein" when it wasn't spelled like that. I might just be imagining that instead of actually remembering though.

this is autism

...

lmfao

nah m8

SERN have been time traveling through switching to parallel universe to eventually take full control of the future in 20 years, just you wait and see

We're in the end times lads. They're even changing the Bible.

>The Lion Shall Lay with the Lamb

Is now

>The Wolf

The Truth of the Bible is being edited to prepare for the antichrist so he can point to the corrupted Bible and claim it is talking about him.

Just picked up my klonopin

If you take them sparingly never increasing your dose I dont see the problem

I am very cognizant not to take them over the course of several days

Here is the most convincing one for me:

>In Snow White, the Evil Queen summons the spirit in the mirror by saying "Magic Mirror, on the wall..."
>Not "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall"

PROOF:
youtube.com/watch?v=C6AMBBozEqI

i was actually prescribed them and popped them like candy like an idiot.
then I had a violent episode and threw them out.
couldn't sleep for a week and made me impotent.
I've done a lot drugs in my life and this one did the most damage. Can't believe they prescribe people this garbage.

Case and point
> The only difference between blacks and whites is skin color

>Ohio State is now THE Ohio State

What is life

We all died and our conciousness transfered over to another universe.

No but seriously, you dumb motherfuckers need some Zoloft.

what the fuck

>Zoloft

Hello reptilian cocksucker.

Do you think that all races have equal intelligence?