If you could travel back to the year 1392 and educate the Aztecs, what would you teach them?

If you could travel back to the year 1392 and educate the Aztecs, what would you teach them?

I would teach them the importance of the phonetic alphabet, the wheel, and how to use iron. And you?

I would teach them about kek.

I'd teach them how to suck my dick

I would teach them the importance of wall

Tell them to be wary of filthy cumskins.

I'd teach them to go fuck themselves.

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What soap is, and why drinking water from rivers full of decomposing corpses is a bad thing.

> Was it phonetic literacy alone that precipitated this profound shift of values from tribal involvement to “civilized” detachment?

> McLUHAN: Yes, it was. Any culture is an order of sensory preferences, and in the tribal world, the senses of touch, taste, hearing and smell were developed, for very practical reasons, to a much higher level than the strictly visual. Into this world, the phonetic alphabet fell like a bombshell, installing sight at the head of the hierarchy of senses. Literacy propelled man from the tribe, gave him an eye for an ear and replaced his integral in-depth communal interplay with visual linear values and fragmented consciousness. As an intensification and amplification of the visual function, the phonetic alphabet diminished the role of the senses of hearing and touch and taste and smell, permeating the discontinuous culture of tribal man and translating its organic harmony and complex synaesthesia into the uniform, connected and visual mode that we still consider the norm of “rational” existence. The whole man became fragmented man; the alphabet shattered the charmed circle and resonating magic of the tribal world, exploding man into an agglomeration of specialized and psychically impoverished “individuals,” or units, functioning in a world of linear time and Euclidean space.

As a kid I always fantasized about bringing them guns and bombs from the modern era so the spanish would be the technologically inferior ones.

Just gunpowder. Maybe wheels too
I'd like to see what things they would develop

Teach them science, gunpowder weaponry, military strategy, and how to use iron

How to jerk off to cuck porn

Metallurgy and vaccination. Maybe gunpowder too.

fuck a native girl while native cuckold watches

Tell them not to trust the Portugese and Spanish jews coming over

As soon as you left they would die from the diseases and bacteria you just gave them

I would have them all convert to Islam.

I'd have them invade Africa.

I mean, that quote is just cringey pseudo-intellectual bullshit anyway, but looking at the "content"...
>Egyptian Hieroglyphs
>Mesopotamian Cuneiform
>Chinese characters

You don't need ABC's to have civilization.

This.

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i would teach them how to meme.

for what purpose you idiot
everything would be the same thanks to the spain invasion

Modern Rifling techniques. I'd also do the same for Genghis Khan

>tfw we'd probably be a real life Wakanda by now if we had that back then

I was born here there is no back for me. I was born in Texas I'm gonna die here.

Teach them to kill all other shit skins, Mexicans and Muslims.. And Niggers of course

I'd teach them about honor killings and suicide, especially in the case of women.
Maybe then once they lost to the Spanish, they'd just kill themselves instead of mixing and making a bastard mutt race.

>Texas isn't mexican clay

Aztecs didn't mix but die
>Clay

How to antibiotics

How to praise kek

>Instead of preying on your neighbors unite them because if you don't they'll turn against you as soon as the Spaniards arrive.

Everybody always cries about the mean old Spanish but they really couldn't have done what they did without the Aztecs pissing everyone off around them.

Are you me

They were at it when spanish conquistadores arrived.

They were probably not able to comprehend abstract concepts due to their lack of consciousness. You have to consider them more like human automatons than a conscious being. It is hard to imagine but they were not able to create an anlog space to an anlog "I" and could not observe that space nor move metaphorically in it. They were an old race and relicts of the bicameral men. Their gods were auditive hallucination induced by the right brain hemisphere.

That is the only reason why 150 men could defeat an army of thousands and thousands.
They were drones.

The invaders reported that the servants of their human "god" had to carry him at all coast. The spainiards butcherd them away and as one fell another came and took his position.

Texas is Texas, strong and independant.

memes

And yet, they'd still die of all those diseases the Europeans will bring with them.
How shameful

Actually spanish conquistadors ally with other tribes, just like France and UK in the North.

Hmm, now i know what to wiki tomorrow. Thanks

Read:

"the origin of consciousness in the break down of the bicameral mind"

Then assume again.

That sounds retarded, are you saying that people that can't read are mindless robots? I'm pretty sure that everyone has a conciousness, even animals do.

Teach them about medicine, distrust of the white man, gunpowder, and how to find and forge metal.

How to make decent porn to leave behind for future generations to "study"

>150 men could defeat an army of thousands and thousands.
Except there were 500 and they had the help of thousands of marginalized natives, you illiterate retard.

Texas was stolen from Mexico, like you stole everything from native americans in the north.

whatever anyone says the christians will do, it was really the jews

>distrust of the white man
This. Under no circumstance consider them Gods.

I would teach them how to use pikes to prepare them to fight cavalry.

>implying they wouldn't just kill you

You stole mexico from the natives they stole it back and we stole it from them. All history is just people stealing from each other.

The Texan people revolted and declared independence from Mexico. Somehow Mexico's revolution and declaration of independence from Spain was legit, but Texas' declaration of independence from Mexico wasn't?

Spic logic nonsense.

>marginalized
found the kid who didn't pay attention in history

The native tribes had been fighting eachother for supremacy for hundreds of years

they literally had battles for the sole purpose of taking slaves from the other tribes

So when cortez and others came along, they made a deal with the tribes they met who weren't in Tenochtitlan and promised they could have the slaves that they captured

fucking ignorant moron

Probably mistaken for gods anyway though a fractual consciousness could be possible due to the hypothesis that the bicameral mind broke down around 800BC

> "ive spent too much money on linguistics degrees to turn back now!"

>postmodern german education

Fuck off spic. Mexican American War 2.0 when?

>mfw I will never see how beautiful Tenochtitlan was
>mfw we will never get back that gold and silver

Yes, and now they're taking it back
They were there before europeans arrival.

They knew about the wheel, but could make no real use out of it.

This empire grew to be the largest in the Americas in only 200 years. They were the first civilization to make education mandatory, and actually wanted peasants to rise in the social pyramid.

They were about as advanced as they could get at the time, but I would definitely teach them about weapons and armor.

Hey boyo, all great ideas but the Aztecs were already good iron workers.

I would teach them about military strategy from Sun Tzu's "The Art of War." so they would not of gotten so BTFO by the Spanish.

I would also teach them about penicillin and proper hygiene techniques when dealing with diseased individuals so they would not get so BTFO from european disease.

idk why I said marginalized 2bh, I meant enemies of the Aztecs because they had been beaten or subjugated by them, or ofc the reasons you said.

pls forgive user

Honestly there's very little of consequence I could teach them.

Seeing as they'd be basically wiped out by disease and infighting the moment Europeans set ashore.

So memes it is.

Soon

I'd teach them the one thing that would have saved them: sex with white people is magical

The Mesoamerican peoples didn't lose to the Spanish because of gunpowder, or horses, or iron weapons. In the long term, they lost because they had absolutely no resistance to a whole range of diseases that were common in Eurasia. They could have defeated the Spanish in battle and their civilisations would still almost certainly have been wiped out, along with most of their populations.

The only possible way for them to survive this would be a massive injection of European DNA into their gene pool - essentially they should have invited as many European men as possible to come over and fuck their daughters, and paid whatever they could afford to bring as many European women over as possible (either by direct recruitment or by making deals with barbary pirates). Then the immunity white people carry in their genes might have just enough time to spread through the population before wave after wave of plagues hit.

Not gonna happen, they're outbreding you already
see

forgot pic related

I'm half mexican so I don't give a shit about what the demographics are like here.

Based. Only right answer.

Phonetic Alphabet, absolutely.
Get them to adopt a positional base 12 numeral system
All modern knowledge about astronomy and man's place in the universe
Help them work out a proper imperial government, one that would allow them to expand and properly hold lots of territory.

I thought Mexicans were a nationality consisting of a majority European heritage. Why do White people from the USA and Mexicans see each other as a different race?

Would teach them how to live of the hard work of others and maybe a few Marx aphorisms.

Give them 1392-era European technology and you'd be doing them a huge favor.

Because spanish criolles interbred with natives, meanwhile the eternal anglo exterminate natives, that is why.

I would teach them about disease and why all of a sudden they were all dying once I showed up.

Most Mexicans are half white half native american.
The Spanish had a caste system though.
There are more white people and more native people but most of us are somewhere in the middle.

This just with Hitler and the nuclear bomb.

I'd rather educate the Eskimos.

>educate the Aztecs,
Why the aztecs only? they where only one of the many cultures in Mesoamerica.

>They were there before europeans arrival.

That is irrelevant. For one thing, Tejanos (Mexicans that sided with the Texas revolution) were "there" before European arrival, and they still wanted their independence. One can hardly blame them since Mexico was always a corrupt shithole. And secondly, who cares? The people of Texas wanted independence, no matter when they got there.

senpai I have always thought the same thing

I would teach them how to suck start my 12 gauge

You are wrong though, the Spanish and Portuguese were allot more brutal with native populations and they had a slave population that far surpassed the slave population of the USA.

What does this change? You'd come back to the future and still see Hispanic men chaaing after white women.


Unless this is a closed loop.

Did the Eskimos get fucked over like the South American Indians?
I know the Lakota and such got fucked hard.

Actually, they were very clean, apparently.

Bad assumption!

Consciousness is a very advanced operation.

Read the book i recommended.

It is not easy to argue against an Ivy League psychology professor.

Anglos intentionally exterminated very few tribes. The vast majority of it was disease, which the Anglos didn't understand either. The English and some tribes were friends. Other tribes were enemies. Both these categories shifted through time. The Leftists meme that white settlers just killed the Indians is bullshit. It is a very complicated part of American history. There was a lot of interbreeding as well.

The Spanish conquered the natives they came across, which is what made them different.

So basically white then?
South Americans look like Portuguese people to me.

I'll teach them double entry bookkeeping.

USA want independency.
>Spain and France help them against the anglos
>USA was expanding to the east.
>Spain enter a war with France in Europe
>Nueva España colonies want independency.
>USA begin to steal land from our crown (Florida)
>Mexico gain independency.
>USA steal land from Mexico.

Depends, there are different levels and concentrations of white really.

>Steal

Texas declared independence and won it, and became a sovereign nation. As a sovereign nation, they democratically elected to become part of the U.S. Upon doing so, Mexico invaded Texas. We responded by invading Mexico. We won that war, and claimed territory that Mexico was neglecting because they could not administer it (the Indians used to routinely kick their asses) and paid them for it.

There was no steal about it, Luis.

The Eskimos are pretty good, since nobody white really moves there. They're pretty much the same as they ever were, except now they have small TVs and a book shelf.
Too many are alcoholics, though.

No, you only have to take a look at demographics today, few spanish colonies have pure niggers.
And the number of natives can't be compared with the ones in USA.
Read about how the anglos first use natives against other natives, and then after the war, exterminate and seclude survivors in Indian """"reserves""""

t. venancio

>150 men

Cortés's contingent consisted of 11 ships carrying about 630 men and indigenous tribes.

you just talk out of your ass.
before you start posting shit, please try to learn thing or two about history.

and your low IQ rat animal rant about natives in america...

just kill yourself cuck. you are waste of space

I'd teach them that killing your beautiful women before they can pass on their genes will guarantee that their descendants will be ugly manlets.

They won't listen though.