>SATURDAY 3/10 Columbus Crew vs Montreal Impact, 1pm EST New England Revolution vs Colorado Rapids, 1:30pm Real Salt Lake vs LAFC, 3:30pm Chicago Fire vs Sporting KC, 6pm Houston Dynamo vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 6pm NY Red Bulls vs Portland Timbers, 7pm Orlando City vs Minnesota United, 7:30pm
>SUNDAY 3/11 Atlanta United vs DC United, 3pm EST NYCFC vs LA Galaxy, 5pm
I just feel like they are going to fuck off to Hershey or something. City Island is fine.
Josiah Wright
saw a game at that stadium back in 2015, the field looked dreadful
Kevin Walker
>lives in a coastal metro >owns a house okay so there are 3 possibilities for you here: >is an old guy who bought in the mid 2000s or earlier, before the housing market started blowing up >drove til he qualified and bought in some far flung exurb >is a rich yuppie who earns well over 200k a year
Xavier Martinez
That's owning a house anywhere. Unless maybe some shanty built in the 30s that needs major repairs.
Carter Diaz
nah, the coasts have it way worse than inland and that's not even counting absolute dumps like Cleveland or Akron $2M will buy you essentially a shack in the SF Bay Area but a veritable mansion literally anywhere else
Jacob Rogers
Yeah its bad
Ethan Bell
LETS GO DOOPIN MENTAL LETS GO DOOPIN MENTAL LETS GO DOOPIN MENTAL LETS GO DOOPIN MENTAL OH OH OHHHHHHHHH OH-OH-OHHHHHHH
Lucas Roberts
>live in a close-in suburb of a midwestern city >5 minutes from work >5 minutes from airport >10 minutes from downtown >good school district >great Mexican and Greek restaurants within walking distance >bought this condo for $60000 >paying off mortgage well ahead of schedule >mfw
William Ross
HAPPENING
Samuel Sanders
lineup
Juan Rogers
cmon toronto! exciting match!
Jordan Flores
>Alessandrini out for NYCFC >could be back for vancouver May as well let him take that match on turf off too.
Carson Wright
official mexithread for shitposting
Tyler Bennett
yes, better not fucking play him
Lincoln Smith
>bought this condo for $60000 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Austin Green
lololololololol
Samuel Richardson
Only DC United could have managed to draw and not win their game over the weekend.
Fucking put a team in North Carolina already so I don't have to watch DC United be fucking terrible before North Carolina FC starts playing later this month. Fuck.
Nathaniel Sanchez
>Niggerdore
Ethan Wilson
>el goblino de ameridad
Jeremiah Thomas
>a FUCKING leaf
Owen Reyes
>normies YIKES
Nathan Price
>la cretura de malvedad obscura
Grayson Turner
>Altidive kek what a useless nigger
Brandon Lee
>parking the bus at home >0 (zero) shots on target El MLS, señoras y señores
Alexander Wilson
Really need to get rid of this away goals meme.
Jaxon King
>Can't beat Panamanlul >beats teeahwannuh
mls is 1000 percent memes
Colton Thomas
For me, It's The Villages Soccer Club
Christian Ortiz
The Mormon owners of the Kansas City Royals have forced their players to sit through a seminar about the dangers of porn.
Which brave MLS owner will adopt this necessary crusade against post-modernist anti-loveography and create the first sexually pure soccer franchise
Julian Perez
frigging h*ck
Kevin Johnson
>violence is okay but the tiniest hint of sex is terrible unless you're married enough to smash Maybe Kim Jong Un will overshoot Seattle and hit Salt Lake
Tyler Hill
for me, it Club de Fútbol Tigres de la Universidad Autónoma de Nuevo León
>"Big Strong Muscular" Altidore This commentator, kek
Benjamin Williams
>for me, its getting memed on by jozy
Nathaniel Cook
You seem upset.
Adam Wilson
>that logo absolute cringe, doyle.
Oliver Cox
wait, did someone really say this?
Luis Rodriguez
welcome to Sup Forums, may I rape your daughter?
Matthew Green
newfag
Oliver Foster
B-but I thought Bradley was bad?
Lucas Cooper
He is
Adrian Campbell
that headline wasn't satire?
Gavin Reyes
based moongod worshippers
Michael Walker
21st for Loons because that's where we'll finish this year.
Aaron Jones
I'm not sure what you find funny about the disease that is destroying our democracy. Masturbation is a communist plot against our freedom and against our brave and strong President
I wonder what the fans said that pissed off Aquino so much
Leo Roberts
>LigaMX
Evan King
CANADIANS
Landon Adams
>tfw helped get doyleposting on the map coopted by newfags now, rip in piss doyle
Dominic Murphy
i just can't get enough i just can't get enough
Juan Turner
>It wasn't cold tonight WORRY
Chase Thompson
NO! NO! It isn’t supposed to go this whey, this is fucking rigged! Pinche gringos u can't do this without racist refs, fucking trumps cia was in on this shit yo
uh, uh... t-trinidad and t-tobago!
Joseph Nelson
>more leaf shitposting Someone break the italian manlets legs already please. Worse posters in this general by far othe than the one chi
Camden Bennett
>defending a shitty leaf club and chokers like bradlel and altisnore No wonder we're a joke these days.
Jayden Johnson
YOU ARE PAGLIACCO AND THE WORLD WILL APPLAUD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Brody Parker
honestly a big fan of altidore these days if only because he triggers so many people
Ayden Clark
>CHI
Sorry lads, team captain Michael Bradley bossed the pitch tonight and lead striker Jozy Altidore scored a sick goal too to put Toronto FC ahead of one of the currently top ranked Liga MX teams. In a show of domination really.
Ayden Cox
Sup Forumsnime belongs in the trash
John Hughes
...
Easton Myers
Well yeah he triggers people with his uselessness in the national team alongside Bradley. Its like Argentina celebrating Higuain; you just don't do that shit after our embarrassing 2017
William Martin
*honk honk*
Jack Campbell
Well he's our best forward at the moment so I think its fair to say most americans are shit, why do you think MLS is getting better? We're importing players, giving less time to americans and becoming the PL of the americas except with more parity
Angel Jackson
This is Doyleism bro, you have to fight against it even if you do find it funny. Otherwise, soon you'll start tripposting and spending hours looking up old stats
Its a disease and you gotta fight it
Leo Johnson
...
Jace Sanders
>its a mls wins the 1st leg only to get rekt on the 2nd, episode
Jose Barnes
>he's our best forward Objectively wrong. An old man Dempsey and Wood were far more important in the hex while Altidore did fuck all other than score 2 measly goals against Panameme. See, this is why people dont take us seriously when retards like you actively shill for a european failure who score 1 (one) goal in two season in the premier league. Id rather have Jordan fucking Morris over Altidore because at least he doesnt have a history of choking
Jaxson Collins
it must be painful to have such rich deposits of sodium deep inside your vaginal cavity
Cameron Bailey
>celebrating a win out of 2 games when you still have to play away in Mexico which has always historically been very difficult Do you even watch this competition or are you a newfag shitposter?
Logan Powell
>Seattle >Red Bulls >Toronto Why do you cucks even care about this meme tournament when such unlikable teams are playing?
Wyatt Wilson
shut up nerd
congrats leafs
Landon Scott
trips confirmed leafs as shitposters.
Austin Ward
Was that lisa? I have that cunt filtered
Jordan Robinson
>Do you even watch this competition or are you a newfag shitposter? Watching MLS and La Liga teams? Heh. Kiddo, such a lowly competition is below me. I prefer watching Manchester City of course. No, my family isn't from Manchester, i'm not even english. Why are you asking?
Juan Nelson
Its not our fault Jewber forced the Galaxy to be shit for a few years while they build LAFC hype.
Dylan Gray
>he doesn't believe crud post my dude
Cooper Cruz
Holy FUCK chicanos on SUICIDE WATCH
Kevin Perry
we get it dude, you're autistic
Alexander Brooks
>tripfag gets rid of trip and uses name instead to get attention Cant make this up boys
Caleb Morales
we get it dude, you're extremely autistic
Chase Wood
sorry you're so starved for acceptance from the cool internet kids you're not looking at the domestic scene objectively
