MY ANACONDA DON'T

MY ANACONDA DON'T

MY ANACONDA DON'T

MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

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i weigh over 300 pounds and i masturbate to this song when i watch porn

I unironically like this song.

I love you Nicki ;_;

Every single black girl I've slept with has smelled. Every one.

>fapping to this
>not to jennifer lopez' booty

Black girls are kino

>implying you've slept with any girl

>not fapping to both in your jack off playlist

All women smell. Their bodies are naturally gross, thats why every pharmacy has a "feminine hygiene section

>inb4 "ur gay"

>This song is 3 years old
>Baby got Back is 25 years old

>Their bodies are naturally gross
why? sounds like it's against evolution

>nominated for 10 grammys

They really do. I work in health care. One of my duties at the ambulatory is doing pelvic exams on women. Imagine poor filthy disgusting old women who don't even know what a vagina is much less how to wash it. Imagine having to do a pelvic exam on a fucking bitch who just came in and is Hepatitis C positive, HIV positive, cocaine and weed positive on the same tox screen. You have to feel up her disgusting pussy lips to see if they're "elastic", see if her snatch glands are palpable which means infection, then shove a goddamn speculum up her meat tube only to find out an entire colony of fungus at the back. At any point she can have a pelvic muscle contraction and make the lubed up speculum fly right back onto your FACE, blathering it in STD-ridden bodily fluids. I have to take a brush and shove it into the neck of her uterus, spin it and then smear the contents on a slide. Then I gotta do the same for the area around the uterine orifice. Every time I do that, I have to take the fucking sanple-ridden thing out of her slit, literally full of her cells and fluids, and hover it around my general body area until a coleague takes it away from my hand. I swear to god if any of that shit falls on me I'm getting up and taking a dozen showers, woman be damned. Then I throw some products up her snatch to see if they react to cancer. Only then am I allowed to finally close up that hellhole of nature, but I can't just remove the speculum and get the fuck outta there, I gotta slowly close it up before taking it out, otherwise she might feel a little pain. It's always about the fucking woman. What about me? I die a little inside everytime I have to do this. What's a little fucking pain?

Gynecologists are the most malignant doctors you'll ever meet. They chose to specialize in women because God knows why; they're literally miserable. You think women are mean to each other because of their bitchy comments? Wait till you see a female gynecologist.

what does your healthy weight have to do with anything?

I slept with 6 different girls so far this year.

Yes but I noticed it was especially prominent in black girls. I'm not talking about the vagina either which does play a role, but the fucking hair was just nasty smelling. They put so much vomit worthy product in it you can't fucking breathe. I am talking about the general smell though.

But I will say that the nastiest, stinkiest pussy I've ever smelled was an Indian girl.

Puking

This is some nice info you gave us there my man.

Fapping with Nicki playing is kino

I've fapped to this song a lot

Nikki Minaj makes me so hot.

People smell like shit if they eat like shit.

There are a large number of girls who are just "naturally skinny tee hee xDD", who eat hot fucking garbage because they calculate healthiness by weight.

Guaranteed, there will be either a drop or stagnation in life expectancy in the next few decades because of this.

>having a jack off playlist
What's on it?

Just reading about my experiences? Imagine how I feel. Good god. One of the tests we do is called the "whiff" test? Bacterial vaginosis happens when bacteria infects the pussy and the woman starts producing fluids that smell absurdly foul. The bacteria produces putrescine and cadaverine, the substances responsible for the smell, named after rotten, putrid meat and dead people, respectively. We could diagnose that shit clinically if we wanted to, all we have to do is listen to the patient. But no, they gotta make us smell that nasty shit as well.

Thank you for sharing

slutty pop and girl rap

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yer mum

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mman what the fuck

do you ever work with qts?