Loserbowl edition. Winner is the actual loser.
Coyotes @ Canucks
OP is the actual actual loser
en Guard
Rude
Archie hattrick incoming
Perlini
Perlini
I don't think Goldobin is gonna make it guys.
Who's going to get injured for the Canucks this time to help with the tanking master plan?
Markstrom
Jake "i love titty streamers" virtanen finally crashes into the end boards so hard he breaks a leg.
Leipsic
Pooliot
>you are now remembering that Jake "Known Ethnic Finn" Virtanen deliberately murdered Brock Boeser out of pure bitter Finnish bust-fueled jealousy
Why are Finns such terrible teammates?
And how's San Jose Sharks legend Goldobin doing in Vancouver?
Exceeding expectations 2bh
Career top-6 AHLer
Bretty impressed he's got nice hands
You now remember louongo was a captain
I remember him being a pretty good 3rd lineish player back when I played EHM. But then again I also won the cup with the Sharks so it's not exactly realistic.
D. Sedin for hooking?
Where have I heard that before
LMAO
>3v5 SHG
HAHAHAHAH
LM FUCKING AO
GOOD LORD
no goal lmao
Someone get that ref some glasses
lmao
>tfw only yotes fan in az
>EvErY bOdY cLaP yOuR hAnDs
wew lad
Remember, if we lose we actually win.
Are you suggesting that.. it just might be..... our year?
NIGGA U MUST BE JOKINEN
YEAR ETC
meh
JUSSI J
GYPSY JIM CONFIRMED GENIUS
Every year is our year
based poopy pokinen
Trade Jim strikes again
Leipsic with the assist.
>old plug scrounged up from the dumpster of another team gets a goal
Wow I literally could not give less of a shit.
>5317(You)
>
>Every year is our year
>Rogers Arena now playing the burned mix CD of that psuedo-raver kid you knew in 2002
Boeser is never going to be the same
>just waive Boeser
...
>jake
That’s what one of the Canuck guys just said. Waive him and get someone who will stay healthy for 82 games
Jake is 3rd in team scoring, so he'll probably try to kill Daniel or Horvat.
But if Daniel is injured, the other team probably won't score as much either.
Shots are 20-10 'Yotes lmao.
Glad to see Leipsic put up points, but he probably won't get more than 25 next year, if he even plays a full season.
>doubting Brendan "Dorsett" Leipsic
He's gonna snipe 40 next year with 10 PIM per game
Shieee, that's 30 more than what Jake "100% Finnish" Virtanen will score.
>Jake "You're Finnished, Brock" Virtanen
How could Gypsy Jim get it so wrong?
>You're Finnished
Top kek.
Also, Jokinen has 1/3 of the team's shots on net. Looks like he really wants a contract for next season. Too bad we already have a quota on Finn busts on this team. Guess he should be happy with the 4 free team jerseys he got this year.
Garret confirmed gay for Del Zotto
>4 free team jerseys
Benning got fleeced, or at least Adidas polyester blended
MN here
who did they call up to replace Boeser? or did they have another winger up already
booshay
Boucher
Let’s go Kemps! I miss you!
ah.
also
>Darcy Kuemper plays for Arizona now
LOL
I don't
>that half-assed wave
>this game
...
Delet this right now Kippers. Makes me sad
>Cal Clusterfuck
It's okay though, it turned out to be literally fucking nothing and he's only out for 3-4 weeks. He won't play again this season for precautionary reasons though.
>Brock won't lead the Canucks in points this year maybe
Maybe next year.
He would have beaten Bure's record
Markstrom's mask is creepy
>Finns
>shots 30-16 Yotes
Looks like Marky plays really well when it doesn't fucking matter.
Is it weird that I like to watch/listen to the other teams feed occasionally? listening to the yotes radio feed right now
>playing Sweet Caroline
>visitors are not the Hurricanes
>Islanders player kills Boeser
>another Islander player is a candidate for the Calder trophy
REALLY MAKES U THINK
>I can make you clap your hands
>he can't
Barzal ran away with the calder ticket after his fourteeth 5 point game
based barzel.
When your player is so shit all your commentators can do is list the amount of hits he has. That's because you only hit when you don't have the fucking puck.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BASED MARKSTROM
lmao good
lel GG yotes
merciful ending to this shit game
how come AZ suddenly decided to play decent hockey
Get that first W Kemps
lel
Canucks are just really bad desu
we play 2 more times this season
AZ has been beating teams in the playoffs too though.
>winning when it's bad to win
Yotes just had a really abysmal start to the saeson while the Canucks had a mediocre start.