>be me >no job >no gf >heroin killed all my friends >live in an shithole with a lower life expectancy rate than Sudan because nobody can figure out how to make food without frying it >10/10 in a lorry stops me (looks exactly like scarlett johansson) >obviously mirrin me >suppress autism for once in my life >She's gasping for it >Get her number >find out later it there was hidden cameras >It was for a movie >go to the pub, at lest the people in this country only watch Dad's army and bumfights >Bartender laughs and tells me he is a fan of "cinephillic kino' >MFW
Wait, I don't get it. Was it actually scarjo? Why the fuck were there hidden cameras? Do you mean you actually were in Under The Skin?
Jaxson Jones
>As Glazer wanted the film to feel realistic, most characters were played by non-actors; many scenes where Johansson's character picks up men were unscripted conversations with men on the street filmed with hidden cameras.
Holy shit op, congratulations. Did you make it into the final cut? How convincing was she irl?
Josiah Mitchell
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Isaac Ross
It's not bait, I'm just retarded
Zachary Murphy
This woman pulls up alongside you and offers you a lift. What do you do?
Jackson Wood
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James Harris
this kinda made me feel bad desu
Asher Jackson
How was it?
Josiah Edwards
QT t b h
Cameron Young
Beats watching the girl you like on cam fucking her new bf because she forgot to turn it off
>This is how i became a cuck
Anthony Howard
Did you record it?
Julian Gray
>forgot
Adrian Sanders
Smdh dude
Joshua Murphy
Lol she's not your girl and obviously doesn't care about you if she has a new bf while you're single. Jacking it to her getting pounded is essentially the same as watching porn. Just some random Stacy taking a dicking.
Dylan Wood
>lorry It was a van m8
Justin Price
There's like maybe 2 scenes in the movie where she interacts with someone for 15 seconds that might not have known there was a camera. The fact that this movie tried to make it a big deal was a joke.
Connor Sanders
This board really is full of fucking retards.
Yes, a lot of the men in the film were picked up with hidden camera and didn't know they were filmed, however this guy was NOT. He was casted as the character he ended up playing and hew knew what was going to happen.
Inform yourselves before you spout shit, idiots
Jaxson Foster
Would you have taken a lift from her? I think I probably would have been too suspicious that there were some guys in the back waiting to fuck my shit up.
Lincoln Wilson
In this day and age, you'd have to be really fucking dumb to get into a car with a stranger, she's probably part of a gang that robs stupid people looking for pussy.
Alexander Richardson
I get suspicious immediately when any woman talks to me period.
Ayden Bell
user's not claiming to be the deformed guy, you fucking idiot.
Charles Rogers
Could be worse my friend you could be a nigger aka English/London
Gavin Young
No, but he's claiming that the deformed guy was also filmed with hidden camera and didn't know it was for a film until later, when he was in fact the only one of the males to have been casted for the role properly
Gavin Edwards
Well obviously everyone here would recognise her.
If it was another actress that I didn't recognise, it depends. I would be suspicious if she had a Scottish accent, but I'd be more trusting of an American in that situation because they're just less likely to be part of some dodgy local gang.
He's just using his face as a reaction image you autist.
Eli Watson
Unfortunately this
Parker Powell
>some attractive lady with an affected faux-London accent rolls up to you in the middle of Scotland >'oi bruv, can I get some directions? While I'm at it, want to get in my suspicious van that probably has 4 guys with knifes in the back?
Seems like an incredibly retarded thing to do.
Gavin Ortiz
>Be at a bar >10/10 approaches me >Asks me to dance and tells me she loves tall guys >We go to sit down and she pulls me in and whispers(shouts really because bar) "I want you to come home with me and fuck me" >Turn her down because I was sure I was about to be robbed because this would obviously never happen in real life >She calls me a faggot >Friends call me a faggot >Drink until I black out in the hopes that I'll forget >Blogpost on Sup Forums
Chase Brooks
BTFO some stupid roastie is worth more than banging her.
Aaron Ramirez
Some of the randomers in the movie said they recognised her but just thought it had to be a lookalike because why would Scar Jo be driving around Glasgow in a van.
Wyatt Carter
Would you... live your life with a face like that, but in return you get to do a completely nude scene with Scarlett Johansson?
Ayden Peterson
>shorter than the girl
What a beta cunt
Benjamin Wilson
>Be me >Scotfag >Under the Skino torrented and ready to go >need food/drink >phone Chinese for collection and stop by asda for drinks >get home >KINO TIME >SJ drives past Chinese I'm eating from and and gets directions to 'the big asda' >mfw
Juan Cruz
What the actual fuck is that thing?
Mason Campbell
K I N O OF FOOD
Logan Morgan
That girl has a better profile than that midget
Jackson Barnes
>the state of britain shes ugly as fuck you autists
Nicholas Nelson
I'd bang her you fat fuck
Nathaniel Wright
because you live in britain the land of ugly shits, where pakis are the top of the food chain
Lucas Sanchez
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Liam Bennett
wheres the pizza?
isnt she indian. anyway who cares about race when it comes to attractive women
Ryan Diaz
>live in an shithole with a lower life expectancy rate than Sudan because nobody can figure out how to make food without frying it scotfag here, I'm dying
Julian White
Manlets when will they learn?
Adam Baker
Learn what?
Levi Lee
That Britain is and always was a melting pot.
Luke Smith
Ah, another redditard
Joseph Young
No I'm just a manlet
Lucas Jackson
>tfw it should be comforting that I don't have to deal with a life like his but it still does not help
Easton Sullivan
We say "Yes"
Eli Martinez
Kek,even God hates them.
Brayden Barnes
still time to move away to literally anywhere in the northen eu before brexit hits the fan
Hudson Reed
At least your not English.
While a small area of Glasgow (about the size of two American city blocks) had the lowest life expectancy some time ago, another area a few miles away has the highest life expectancy rate anywhere in the world, 2 years higher than Okinawa. The englishman, divorced as he is from any morality or spirituality, finds himself obsessed with anyone he can justify his meaningless existence by looking down on; of course he ignores the greater wealth of examples that are better than him, his egg shell ego wouldn't be able to bear it.
And the chippy cunt in the picture is english, and is by no means the ugliest englishman I've ever seen.
Jordan Wood
>unexplained What part of "scotland" do they not understand?
William Brown
Look at Malcom McDuncan getting all rustled up in here
Jordan Miller
That the big Asda south side? Maria Carey was shopping there about a year ago
> looks like Scotlands moving up
Charles Cox
Really nice movie Anything like this you lads could recommend :?
Kevin Baker
>AVG SCOTCUNT BREKKY
MUNCHIEBOX MADMEN
Logan Gomez
It's in a weird middle ground of comfy, unsettling and melancholic. Can't say I've seen anything quite like it.
Enemy is the closest thing I can think of, but I think it's a shit movie and a drag to get through.
And though they're not necessarily similar in theme I get the same feeling from some of Peter Strickland and Nicolas Winding Refn's movies, and a few assorted others like Byzantium and Holy Motors. Also some Jarmusch stuff.
Caleb Lopez
this
Christopher Howard
>girl talks to me for barely a minute >only purpose of the conversation was to make me do something for her personal gain This happened everytime when I was in school.
Wyatt Carter
This, so fucking true.
Brandon Thomas
You are so fucking stupid
Mason Kelly
Literally.
Nathan Jackson
>retards >casted
Colton Flores
i believe this
Liam Lee
Who the fuck calls a tranny a lorry?
Cooper Evans
It probably took them forever to get the footage for the people who appeared in the film.
Leo Price
well consider if you were the deformed guy
he was probably on the brink of suicide and has never felt a womans touch before, he may have been on his way home to kill himself even I'd risk it if I was in that situation.
If I die, oh well, my life was shit anyways. But there's a chance that I'm going to feel the embrace of a sexy goddess and have one happy moment in my miserable existence, im gonna take that chance