Was he elite, or was he elite?

Was he elite, or was he elite?

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his nickname is vanterror.

What other player do you know to terrorize defenses into submission?

Fuck, man, manchester united used to be good, not like these hacks currently.

Best Poacher in Prem history?
his movement was so good in the box

The state of defences today Ruud would get 80 goals a season

never drew a dime

An ego to match Ronaldo

Haitch don't you have some tables to throw yourself into

football stopped being as fun once you stopped having top level poachers who did absolutely nothing to help the team.

>van nisteroy

is he dutch?

The original tap-in man.

RVN and RVP will never be considered true GOATs

I'd give anything to have a prime Ruud again

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Yes. RvN was one of the last strikers who were 100% strikers. No false 9 faggotry, no semi-wingers, no gegenmemes. His job was scoring goals. Ruud was one of the best ever.

Ronaldo still exists

He said top level

Today sp would call him a tap in merchant

>ruud
>tap

A fucking smash it in merchant

Best poacher full stop.

van Nistelroy was 100% world class, the closest Chelsea have gotten in terms of our strikers was Diego Costa. Not as elite as RvN, but still he could score almost whenever, and his attitude really got on the defenses nerves.

>Ronaldo and Messi are overrated, the actual GOAT is [le stat pad poacher man who played on the most stacked team when I was 12]

I really, really dislike this meme.

I think you mean Drogba.

>our
>Chelsea
Mate fuck off and die, support local or JUST fucking don't.

Drogba was nothing like Ruud though in terms of playing style.

Neither is Costa though.

How do you know he isn't from London?

Henry scored more goals overall, but RVN scored more the important match-winners.

Henry was never that good; he's basically a black Higuain

worst comparison ever

You now remember prime RVN was a teammate with a young Tsuuu
Did Ronaldo learn poaching from him?

How? Both scores shitloads of goals in an easy league and neither showed up in a big game

Piguain showed up in a big game yesterday

>Spurs
>a big game

>champions league elimination game
>not big

>London
>Chelsea
If you ever visited Chelsea you'de realise that not one fan came from that area let alone a Yank and if they did come from that area they'd support Fulham at least.

there’s literally no contradiction in doing both

Ayy

>tfw you will never be eight again ;_;
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What about Inzaghi?

Based tap-ins man

Your mums a Tap in guy, now get going before the iron strikes hot or you'll miss your birdseed.

>he's basically a black Higuain
This is the dumbest thing I've read on Sup Forums in a long long time. Literally how could you compare Henry to Higuain? Are you mental? They're NOTHING alike.

You've just been trolled by a Lamb in a wooly jumper.
Get fucking good man!

>I can really be an elite player through tap-ins alone?
>not yet my son, but when you are ready...

It was Ronaldo that forced him out

White "people" were a mistake.

Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.

Pure kino

He was amazing. Always knew where the goal was and took a fantastic penalty.

>took a fantastic penalty

>No false 9 faggotry, no semi-wingers, no gegenmemes.
Unfortunately, SAF wanted him to do all that and eventually got rid of him due to his inability to do that. He said something like "he was a great striker, but he couldn't become a great footballer".

SAF used to play him as a winger sometimes. It was a bit baffling.

Tactical genius la'.

>the highlight of Keown's entire career was him celebrating another man missing a penalty

The highlight of Demba Ba's entire career was Gerrard slipping. Then again, so was Gerrard's.

That and winning the double twice.

Ruud was what delusional brits wish Kane would be

>amerigoblins

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My favourite player of all time, I cried like a little faggot when we sold him to Madrid

But that was how >you kept Ronaldo happy