What does the eygptian god of chaos want from us? whats his end game?

what does the eygptian god of chaos want from us? whats his end game?

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Race war.

our souls

FPBP

To feast on chaos.

After being revived through the power of Sup Forums's chaos, he has figured out that by creating Happenings, he may cause incredible amounts of chaos for him to sustain himself on. Gotta give some to get some.

Nice Triple Dubs.

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

PRAISE ONTO THE ONE TRUE GOD

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Jesus fucking christ, praise Kek.

his end game is watching you burn in hell for worshiping a false idol

He wants to stop the niggers from claiming that they wuz kangz.

He wants us to preserve the true essence of Egypt in its stormaktstid.

Or maybe he's bored and happenings & meme magik are entertaining to Him.

See that is impressive

People are going to believe

Praise Kek

Keks

I though Apep was the Egyptian God of Chaos

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he wants the jews, obviously

revenge on the semitic religions that hijacked his civilization

Well, that's that then.

>doubting kek
>ever

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The western world is awfully boring, and also dying slowly. I figure he's going to save us through calamity, and in return we provide worship that's been dry as a riverbed in the Sahara for thousands of years. We're a second shot for Kek, and Kek is a second shot for us.

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>eygptian god of chaos
>whats his end game
Chaos, I would imagine

nice meme

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That one is shit

This proves kek is real

kek = satan's ass toad

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>what does the chaos god want?

Pretty sure it's chaos, bub

PRAISE KEK

FUCKED AROUND PRAISED KEK AND GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE

If Kek is real, and is sustaining himself on chaos, would he ultimately fulfill Sup Forums's dream of a White Europe and a race war? Would he eventually award his agents of chaos what they've wanted from the beginning of summoning him?

:*(

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This shit doesn't even scare me anymore... whats terrifying was the thread saying that if he did get 7's kek was false...landed a 777, poor guy is probably dead now

Praise Kek.

Our hopes and dreams are immaterial. Kek will destroy all before him.

He's the manifestation of one of the four chaos gods, probably tzeentch, making their plans manifest in the materium.
Mfw we are chaos cultists.

it stopped being fun when trumps daughter(?) found a frog in his office.

In the name of Jesus Christ I call on all in this thread to repent of the grievous sin of idolatry.

fuck your false profit! kek has provided us with happenings and digits what has your god done?

Real, yes?

See.

>what has your god done?

He foretold it.

yeah ivanka

This pleases me,.

screencapped

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White Empire Soon?

Praise the true gods, the four snakes and four toads, Kek and his brothers and bride.

PRAISE KEK.

Behold ! And feast your eyes on the prophecy Kek has given us !

Kek is frog
We are frog
Kek is with us

PRAISE KEK FOR A COUP IN FRANCE

we should have a religious holiday

is kek the frog prince??

what if this Kek thing is real?

have you guys ever thought about what are the consequences of blindly invoking the powers of an old god and awakening him after 2000 years?

Sorry Kek, my soul was acquired by another lesser known deity from your time period a few years ago.

She's a real cutie, too. Way better than a frog of darkness.

Memes, endless memes. The happenings produce more meme material, in which we form them and the cycle repeats. It's a positive feedback loop, thus the happenings are occurring closer together and getting stronger, as will the memes.

Those who manifest his will are blessed by him and chosen for all to see. The strength of this blessing shows the closer it is to his will.

Should I kill myself?

pretty sure its meant to be senpai, the end is near

>what if this Kek thing is real
>if

Unbelievers and their false "gods" will be consumed by the god of frogs.

It's started as a meme but honestly what you said is the end goal at this point. Most of pol hates this world and we might have a means of ending it now. So gtfo or give your praise to kek

He is real.

This priesthood is rising!

>77
Fug.

We stand at the edge of the abyss. The way is forward.

Confirmed.

Praise KEK

Kek has truly blessed me this day, I bear witness and bid thanks.

Praise Kek.

We've gone too far to stop

We're gonna need screencaps of this thread, it's juicy.

is it too late to save western europe?

Guys,this is getting pretty scary,i tought until now that all of this kek praising was satyrical,but now i think that we ve meddled with the wrong diety

kek is everywhere today

I trade my soul for dubs, mighty kek.

We need to decide, is it Kekism or Kekology? I want to start subtly adding it as my religion on things

Any illusion of order shall only furnish further chaos, you'd best pray we're allowed to spread the revelations of dubs through the colonisation of greater stars and that we shall not be reduced to divining the dubs in the casting of flesh and bone.

Praise Kek

Let chaos reign, friend.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Its kekoldry.

Accept his gifts, Kek loves his disciples and rewards us with the gifts we so crave from him.

Embrace chaos, it is change made manifest, it is creation and destruction, it is beautiful, like our Lord Kek.

Praise him, and he shall welcome you.

I personally prefer Memeticism.

Yours was the 77th post. Look further up in the thread at the double digits charter.
Kek's ultimate response to our prayers is beyond dubs ITT.

No, faggot.

Kekmemism, Memeticism or Kekonites

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apep
>Apep is the god of chaos
>not Kek

what gives?

Trump '16

Kek bless me I praise thee Ive got to pee

BASED, thank you kek.

kekromancy

checked

if repeating integers kek will visit you tonight.

revolution soon?

>implying a god of chaos cares about an endgame.

that's misspelling
>epep

it's the mirror aspect of kek/pepe

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)

Kek has spoken!

The problem you're having is that you're trying to apply sense and order to something that inherently defies reason.

Will I get a job

>People still doubt his existance...
Check the dubs charter further up in the thread.
He is LITERALLY talking to us right now

If it will save my race, it shall be done.