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1rd for kasatkina

cici fighting

time for CiCipas

botty vs tits

based coric bageling young

>You will never watch tennis with Kate

what happened to american patriotism?

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Why are you even watching ATP on international women's day?

Please respect these overpaid female athletes who play for empty stands.

i'm unironically watching CiCi

literally everyone I've seen so far is playing in an empty stand

secures the bagel

>ywn eat some wierd soup out of giant pot cooked by Lauren Davis
how is it possible to feel this bad

You definitely won't because you can't even tell a frying pan from a pot. I doubt she's attracted to brainlets.

where my kasatkina lads at

your insults can't bring me down i'm already at the bottom. O love! O life!

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If it's any consolation, I'd dress you like a girl, call you Cici, and fuck you. That's about as close to her as you'll ever get.

Can Bellis unironically win Indy Inwells

what if she wins it just to be ironic

That would be outrageous lmao

I bet DY pulls the race against Coric too lmaoooo

>82118326
PROFANE!

top 5 things that have btfo /tennis/ so far the last week:

5. "queen masha" poster gone after one day
4. germanon that calls every wta player fat except for german wta players
3. nadal getting boinked on the bepor by patrick star (this happened more than a week ago but it still should be mentioned)
2. sabalenka's tattoo and grunts
1. atplebeian mass withdrawal

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MAH POP CRACKA?

>moische now doxxing
sad!

could /tennis/ ever land an AMA?

3. nadal getting boinked on the bepor by patrick star (this happened more than a week ago but it still should be mentioned)


what is this?

still want to know who the grill in das photo was

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found your reddit account too btw
/xyz/ could probably get KyrGOAT
this

this definitely is the worst timeline

Karlovic had a match point and now he will lose the match. This makes me upset

The players are the ones that ask us lad.
The prestigious /tennis/ memetic experts and soothsayers are the backbone of the ATP community

>5. "queen masha" poster gone after one day
>not knowing his name
sad!

I didn't want to say his name

It is well known among proffessionals that the analysis found in /xyz/ is a cut above the rest

we have the biggest brains in tennis

say it

say my name

No it's the equivalent of a (You), or the equivalent of posting one of those dumb alona reaction faces

who the fuck are you

i'd tell but i'm not a snitch like you lmaooo xddddd

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really, really dislike sereddita williams

Moore, a 69-year-old former player from South Africa, said: "If I was a lady player, I would go down every night on my knees and thank God that Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal were born, because they have carried this sport. They really have."

>lives in monte carlo because it's a nice place to hide your money
based courier

btw, match of the day is Shapovalov vs Richard Berankis

both of them play a beautiful style of tennis, Shapovalov is 18 and currently ranked at 44 in the world, Berankis's peak rank was #50 in the world in 2016, Berankis was injured for most of 2017 so his ranking is a sub par 106 currently, but he is playing at potentially top 50 level

he is a short guy, but is considered very talented

Meanwhile Shapo is a young unstable kid, a talented cheeky manlet with the will to defend might cause difficulties for the ballbashing Canadian who is not in great form


starts in about 1 hour

good post by myself I must say

I mite add that Berankis has a 2-1 h2h with another big serving Canadian, namely, Milos Raonic. Shapo has a less hard but more tricky lefty serve, will be interesting to see if Berankis can handle that


personally I am extra interested in this match since the Lithuanian Davis cup team is coming to Helsinki, presumably with Berankis, at the start of April, Finland also has a promising 18 year old prospect, he is only ranked around 500 atm, but he has potential to go much further, potentially all the way into the top 100, he almost made the finals of the US open juniors last year, so there is some promise

the Helsinki challenger which I was to once and saw a couple great matches, namely Nieminen and Kontinen playing doubles together, has been cancelled from 2014 onwards, the main sponsor was a Russian corporation which was hit by American sanctions after Crimea, so they couldn't finance the tournament anymore and it was reduced into a futures tournament

this is really annoying for me as I became an even bigger fan of tennis in general in 2015 as Nieminen was retiring and I had to learn to appreciate the tennis of other players such as Goffin

therefore I have to take the chance when Davis cup is coming into town

where have all the posters gone?

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does any1 here r8 Pete Seeger?

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I do, quite obviously

this medvedev kid is pretty great

FUCK HARDCOURTS AND FUCK FEDERER

Anyone watching Verdasco put on a clinic?
Beautiful 10is

personally I have a hard time enjoying these young Russian ballbashers, I just get reminded that Safin is dead and no Russian player will ever come close to him in terms of swag and talent

can he do anything besides hit the ball very hard and flat from both wings?
love when he does it against some player who aint a literal who, such as against Thiem in Rio 2 weeks, but no joy for me in seeing him do it against some poor little Argentinian journeyman

>apartheid is anti-WTA
pottery

Until he fell for Khrushchevite mems

>Until he fell for Khrushchevite mems

he did? In what sense? How could such a humanist as Pete Seeger support what Chrustjev did to Hungary in 1956?

Chrustjev was better than Beria, Stalin and many others, but still an awowed authoritarian

>Win first set 6-2
>Lose 12 points in a row to be down 4-1 in the second
What did he meme by this?

>Mia San Mia :)

It hurts to watch you
yet I still watch
why

Shapo's Wheel House

>just lost set 6-1
wew

I know mate.
What the fuck is this match kek

i lost my virginity to a escort lads
still feel the same aka lazy n depressed

urgh

Care to elaborate? Thinking about doing the same.

Berankis is playing pretty damn well lads

I like Berankis' strokes

carina is going to win

alright here's a play by play
cause of my age had to email like 4 escorts before one of them finally decided to see me. had to $50 bucks for some site that verified that I was an actual real person and not some rapist

after I got approved. met at a hotel near the airport
once i arrived at her room. i put the money (500 for 2 .5 hrs) on the bathroom counter then was asked 2 take a shower
after the shower she invited me to her couch and she started asking me general shit then did the whole " lol you're a virgin"
i was nervous AF but she started massaging my thighs and arms. then me to start touching her body also. then she told me to kiss her softly and slowly. after couple rounds we did it longer then she told me to open my mouth while doing it and softly trade tongues.
got an instant boner then she start rubbing my dick between my pants. then moved to the bed. after that she took off my pants. and spit on my dick and gave me a blowjob(felt great) after that for 5mins. she started licking on my nipples then grabbed a condom and rode me. felt okay but couldn't feel shit because condoms + yrs of masturbation
then we did doggy but i got tired after 5 mins.
then missionary but i got tired also. fucking takes rhythm for sure. more blowjobbing that felt awesome. rode me reverse. then started licking my ass. then i came inside her mouth
another shower. said peace
felt great for 3 days. but im back depressed. back on tinder
need more sex

Have Indian Wells started?

yeah and sereddita is playing tonight

>condoms + yrs of masturbation
Kek I remember this feel

why did you do it

based skulllet

im 24 and my co-worker who I liked. outright dumped me because I told I was virgin prior to us hooking up. she pretty much told everyone on our shift also. tinder/okcupid wasn't much help. since if you're not great looking or really good at flirting over text gl.
technically i could still tell ppl im a virgin. but didnt feel like i was gonna get lucky with the girls

>questioning Berankis's listed height

I mean in the sense that he regurgitated criticisms from teh super sekrit speech, caved to the bourgeois consensus, and renounced his earlier positions
Note: I rate Molotov.

If you're a virgin due to personality and/or mental health issues, then addressing the effect rather than the cause isn't going to accomplish anything (aside from potentially contributing to an exploitative industry)

why didn't you go to college?

>If you're a virgin due to personality and/or mental health issues, t
yeah i know. went to a psychiatrist 5 times. but he said i was "fine" just needed to stop overthinking lel
never could figure out what i wanted to major in. im the head guy at the meat department at our local grocery store. you can use my discount and get a lb of turkey slices for $3 user :)

keep chuggin away m8, things will come good just ensure you don't give up

Benoit Pair is a supreme mental midget top kek

man finn bro. this match sucks
shap winning ez

ay yo nigga hook it up with some turkey

>betankis

>Benoit Fix

ben oyt pear shaped

To think Benoit was once a next gen prospect
The amount of gimme points he dropped in that set

>Men's Top 10 in 2018

this is an extremely good post, also the point about virginism

personally I gotta say I am rather on team Khruschev in this case. He criticized the deportations of entire nationalities, the cult of personality, the military paranoid purges, his authoritarian tendencies, his censorship of literature etc etc, he criticized Stalin on many legitimate points

of course it was used in a self serving way for him to consolidate power, but the points were still correct, unfortunately the speech sowed the seeds of the sino-Soviet split

>Note: I rate Molotov.

dunno much about him other than that he was a rival of Chrustjev and the Molotov-Ribbentrop

When asked about the bombings of Helsinki by a foreign journalist, he told them they were only sending bread baskets, this is what led to the term "molotov cocktail" as the Finns were merely throwing cocktails at the Russian pansar.

As a parentheses, one of Molotovs breadbaskets hit the house neighbouring the house were my grandma and her family was hiding in the cellar in Helsinki, quite close to were I live. Shortlyu after that my grandma was sent to Sweden as a war child

therefore I dont exactly have positive associations with good ol Molotov

Btw just watched "the death of Stalin", great movie

any good recommendations on literature about this period of Soviet history in general?

>Betankis

Cambridge history of Russia vol. 3

lmao alright nerd, however, how the hell can one be on team Molotov?

Are you seriously and unabashed anti-revisionist? If so I tip my Utschanka to you my good comrade

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I'm not the other user you imbecile

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thanks for the recommendation anyway

I think its alright, wud have been good if Berankis was playin a bit better

etuuute eric schmidt

do you r8 red army songs from the great patriotic war or civil war higher?

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or

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this is what the song is about, this weapon/grill

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what did he mean by this?

>delmemeis
Shame, Fedr would love to get revenge against this guy for 2013

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while Im still back on my bullshit, let me post these couple songs, the tatchanka was actually invented by Ukrainian anarchists led my Nestor Makhno

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I had totally forgotten about Coric.