/hoc/

BIG and beautiful Thursday evening of hockey!

Avs@Jackets
Flyers@Bruins
Jets@Devils
Knights@Wings
Habs@Panthers
Sabres@Senators
Rangers@Bolts
Ducks@Preds
Canes@Hawks
Islanders@Oilers
Caps@Kings
Blues@Sharks

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BARRIE'D IT

COL @ CBJ, 7 pm EST
(game is underway, COL leads 1-0)
>COL is tied for the last wildcard spot in the west, but out of the playoffs on a tiebreaker, with 77 pts
>CBJ is in the last wildcard spot in the east, with 73 pts

PHI @ BOS, 7 pm
(game is underway, PHI leads 1-0)
>PHI is 3rd in the Metropolitan division, with 79 pts
>BOS is 2nd in the Atlantic division, with 90 pts

WPG @ NJ, 7 pm
(game is underway, WPG lead 1-0)
>WPG is 2nd in the Central division, with 89 pts
>NJ is in the higher wildcard spot in the east, with 76 pts

VGK @ DET, 7:30
>VGK is 1st in the Pacific division, with 89 pts
>DET is 10 points out of the playoffs, with 63 pts

MTL @ FLA, 7:30
>MTL is 12 points out of the playoffs, with 61 pts
>FLA is two points out of the playoffs, with 71 pts (and still with 3 fewer games played than their competition)

BUF @ OTT, 7:30
>BUF is 20 points out of the playoffs, with 53 pts
>OTT is 17 points out of the playoffs, with 56 pts

NYR @ TBL, 7:30
>NYR is 7 points out of the playoffs, with 66 pts
>TBL is 1st in the Atlantic division (and 1st in the league), with 96 pts

ANA @ NSH, 8 pm
>ANA is 2nd in the Pacific division, with 80 pts
>NSH is 1st in the Central division, with 85 pts

CAR @ CHI, 8:30
>CAR is four points out of the playoffs, with 69 pts
>CHI is 11 points out of the playoffs, with 66 pts

NYI @ EDM, 9 pm
>NYI is six points out of the playoffs, with 67 pts
>EDM is 17 points out of the playoffs, with 60 pts

WSH @ LAK, 10:30
>WSH is 2nd in the Metropolitan division, with 81 pts
>LAK is in the last wildcard spot in the west, with 77 pts

STL @ SJS, 10:30
>STL is two points out of the playoffs, with 75 pts
>SJS is 3rd in the Pacific division, with 79 pts

panther-cats

Based Canada!
Great info to add, cheers

>Poolumbus challenging goaltender interference
fucking gay desu
fuck the NHL

Fuck Torts he was outside the crease

Is that Khaleesi?

>I should be able to just run into your tendie
uhm no sweetiekins

Where's that guy who said Laine was a pp babby?

Imagine being an oilers fan lol

Right here

TORTS BTFO

Nobody was fucking pushing the tendie sweetheart
Jost wasn't even in the crease

>Avs baiting BJ's
>BJ's running reallyy short shifts
>Korpi looks like ass

Fuck. 2 - 0.

Poolumbus on poopetual pooicide watch

>The miserable cesspool of Columbus

GO BRAE

>blue jackeks

Top kek

He's an Ehlers babbe
.. Nah seriously, he seems unstopable atm, might even go and win the rocket

>south Florida """""women"""""

I'll be the Scottish guy in the flames top or braehead top

Well that's fucking embarrassing

MEME GAME

What's with the dreadful whore makeup?

He is an Ehlers babby

>finnish facial hair

Do Finns know people laugh at them and just embrace the attention?

ur a fgt

also checked

Remember when Steve Mason was goodÉ What happened?

He's getting paid $4.1M to play 10 games a season.

to be desu he's the clear front runner for rocket at the moment

>to be desu

Even with his last 4 goals Laine still isnt top 10 in EVG

P P B A B B Y
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PS: I literally cant stop getting dubs

Did the Jackets ice crew not Zamboni the ice?
The puck is making some weird bounces on the Avs end.

what keyboard does this
has he made a major slipup

he has a strong shot but..I don't know if he's an Ehlers babby, he certainly makes a good duo with him however

he was ever good, he's had 2 fluke seasons in 10 years.

SOMEONE ALREADY STOP THAT GUY WITH THE STUPID BEARD

fucking great!!

>The puck is making some weird bounces on the Avs end.
All according to keikaku.

nice edgework by ratface there to be desu

There was alot of weaving behind the Aves net and some newish ice probably stayed.

>clear front runner
>win the rocket

No stopping the GOAT

>2 ESG away from being tied for 8th at age 19
>pp babby

he'll lead malkin by three goals after today

>Y'all
I'm from the South and even I think that's horrible.

Assuming your hypothetical happens it's with 2 more games played

>that trip call

Fuck. Refs are retarded tonight too. At least the team isn't phased. That's cool. Yep. Fuck.

>tf
>tp

Hey Sweden are you making a gamethread?

Not to mention that out of all the top even strenght scorers he has easily to least ice time on ES

Thirty more minutes until the best hockey game of the night is on

???

It's a very tight race desu
Ovie has a habit of having godlike games every once in a while
Malkin is on an incredible streaks too
Laine is firing them in left and right too though, will probably have 3 players just passing the 50 goals mark

>Road Avs in charge of a PP

>"and, Colorado's peepee flying high recently..."
Holy shit your announcers.

The Jets are checking hard

The Jets are fucking cunts.
The refs hardly call shit in the last quarter of the season and they're abusing the hell out of that.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I would bet you money right now that only 1 player gets 50

yes

48-51'ish goals would be a fair bet for those 3 desu
Laine and Malkin is unstopable atm, getting warm and ready for the ploffs
And Ovie is Ovie, elite goalscorer

Even that's pushing it.

I meant it in a good way, didn't notice something suspicious myself to be eitch

I think Schneider is making the saves after letting the puck go in risky situations

>least icetime on ES
Maybe thats because hes not effective when he doesnt have space?

>he scores goals, what a shit player!

Poo Jackets get a shorty here
Watch it happen

2bh I think that a light breeze could trip a Colorado skater at this point.
Thank god they play indoors, or they'd be in trouble.

30 more minutes till the preds lose the best game of the night

Never said he was shit lol. Just a ppbabby

Cheeky stamkos

All of Penguins big 3 are PP babbies to be honest

>avalanche keep falling
>blame the ice
>somehow it happens every game
It seems like the avalanche just can’t skate NOW THATS IRONY

t. alanis morissette

see? the Devils just got another powerplay

4 minutes, double minor!

Seriously, what the hell is happening?
Does Barrie need skating lessons or something?

THERE'S BLOOD!!!

4min in the box you big goon

I might make a gamethread but I haven't decided yet

>game against rebuild rags

these games suck
i'm taking a nap

>Malkin
52 EVP 32 PPP
>Crosby
40 EVP 33 PPP
>Kessel
41 EVP 36 PPP
Kessel is. Crosby just gets stuck playing with literal whos that cant score though. Malkin isnt a PPBabby at all

Marchand a gud boi he dindu nuffin

Byfuglien is very alert

when is mcdonough expected to play

K.

Fandom aside, these bitchy little calls had better not run into the post season. I mean that the whole league. From the games ive watched, the refs have been pretty good, but this shit just baffling. How is this shit sneaking back in? Ffff.
/rant(s)

do Bruin fans unironically enjoy Jack Edwards?

Next week

Why should you care, the Jackets won't make the playoffs.

That second call was textbook tripping mate.
Literally a jackets player had his stick in the skates.

Just be thankful the road Avs don't know how to play on the PP.

i do and im not a bruins fan

voracek? more like boracek

>tranpa gay face when they got fleeced for an old injured pylon

Well, we know Finns are stupid as fuck so no surprise.

I am going to make a thread tbdesu

*mcdonaghe

>FLylels

Flyers are gonna miss the playoffs aren't they?

>seething at based Jackie boy