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9/3
South Africa v Australia at Port Elizabeth, 2nd Test

10/3
New Zealand v England at Christchurch, 5th ODI
Ireland v West Indies at Harare, 13th Match, Group A
Zimbabwe v Hong Kong at Bulawayo, 15th Match, Group B
Sri Lanka v Bangladesh at Colombo (RPS), 3rd Match

12/3
Ireland v United Arab Emirates at Harare, 18th Match, Group A
Zimbabwe v Scotland at Bulawayo, 20th Match, Group B
Sri Lanka v India at Colombo (RPS), 4th Match

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kumiko

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Where my TWICEbros at?

Good thread.

Stop posting this shit you complete faggot.

You need a very high IQ to understand /cric/'s level of shitposting tbqh. Those who don't get it are just stupid jelly beans.

bro.. u are a very gd boy

there's no nanny on /cric/. The problem is that the autismreporter is ALWAYS reporting posts 24/7 because that's how pathetic his life is and then the jannies just couldn't care less about all the shitposting and just autosage the threads because it's easier

Were you also "Tripfriend"?

ugly plastic gook tbqhwyp

the virgin mod appeaser
The Chad Autosage

(You) in the back

Renshaw IN, Bancroft OUT

no.

The problem, you dumb fuck, is that cricket is often not discussed on cric. It's used a shitposting social club for attention-starved teenagers like yourself. Fucking kys, get the fuck off my cric.

Who dis?

gimmick stealing fraud

Thought so.

Rajipoodiction be damned, NZ's taking the series.

>attention-starved teenagers

Ponder this:
>new thread
>19 replies
>2 posts about cricket

You know it.

Ponder this

Shall be having a good grigget discussion right now lad.

lmfao why is huge actman's baseball bat all weird lookin

Weak.

Want Klaasen to make his test debut but don't want de Kock out of the playing XI lads.

I want to see de Cock and Cuckner going at in the middle.

frankly disagree

Confession time lads. I've been posting on /cric/ for three years, have had hundreds of gimmicks come and go, but have never watched nor played a single game of cricket

Kock vs Cuck

Didn't even bat an eyelid.

>posting for 3 years
>not watched a single game of cricket

based

Renshaw posters go back to /r/cricket please.

Love my gombuder

When I think /cric/, I don't think "cricket", I think "forced personality".

This.

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HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

I've never seen you post about cricket.

>the bull averages 68 at port elizabeth

>but smellgar averages 75

Davey is not the bull lad.

i told you to not ever quote me again, animal

What was the pitch like in the first test?

KEK
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
R E N T F R E E

Rate this post lads

Fuck off loser. You're literally repeating ny own line bavk to me. Kys.

Number of gunshots to your dick/100

0/10

Well suited for spinners

flat with variable bounce and some turn but mostly flat and seemed to be flatter on day 5

Based seppo 10/10

Poodiction for the Port Lizzy surface?

test

India won 8/12 of their matches against RSA this year. Australia look set to do something similar. Is South African cricket done?

Well recent scores there have been 200-400 so i assume a lot like Durban, also Maharaj averages 20 there so a bit of turn there probably.

ROADS
This is why test cricket blows.

quiz

Repeating me again. Sad.

Markram, Klaasen and Dala will save SA cricket

seething over nothing again i see

and the Cock

Dons

Those freshies look quite promising tbqh. Forgot to mention Ngidi.

For fucks sake

Tell me about quotas.

>retires after the series

>Get BTFO on /box/ and /nrl/
>Comes to cry on /cric/

Heem belongs on /asp/

why are there so many technically shit players in the australian team?
>markram vs bancroft technically
>de bruyn vs mithcell "bison ((dominant poofter))" marsh
>rabada's action/run up vs hazelwood and starc's (looks more relaxed; less injury-prone)
>kawaja/hambscomb vs amla

Here's a nice post.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/81713789/#q81720756

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Tfw south africa dish up greentops for India and flattracks for aus

Good post

Quotas explained:
>At provincial level there now have to be seven non-white players of which three must be black African in every team
>At first-class level, the number is six non-whites of which two have to be black African. It is non-negotiable.
>For the Proteas, as the national side are known, the quota number is the same as at first-class level but it is more flexible and an average is taken across the year, rather than implemented in every match.

Da champ champ duz wateva da fook he wantz

Schaub Bless

Better than sebbo I guess.

lads
LADS
L A D S

curry
CURRY
C U R R Y

>cricket

why is ewan mcgregor the burger king

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Will McGregor is an actor m8

Challenge: make one post about cricket.

OI WALKIE YOU ERE MATE

;_; noo

kock and bull vs cuck tonite ladas

lolwut

>12.43 avg against poo peeland
oh nononono HAHAHA ... wait

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Big Vern.
Big Bull.

Cream or white lads?

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How fucking useless is faf under any form of pressure

Big fan of Philanderer's unique brand of medium-fast bowling.

Still better than Amlol.

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Mock me if you like, but this ODI series against England is the most enjoyable cricket I've watched in years.