Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima, along with ultrafaggots such as American performers Tom Moore and Adam Sessler, took away the "everyman" aspect of shemale porn. No longer could the average viewer insert himself, so to speak, into the role of the "shocked but somewhat aroused man discovering that the woman of his dreams wasn't quite who he thought she was". No longer can a man watch professional, American shemale porn and discover the "mystique" that was once magnificently alluring in films from the past.
All the average viewer has to look forward to these days, is a bald, goofy-looking douchebag with a pathetic body from not doing proper lifting exercises, fucking shemales with the same, measured, uncharismatic strokes (and don't even get me started on his abhorrent "acting") while he resembles that albino freak from the show Banshee.
Have I mentioned how dismal he is when playing the submissive role? God forbid he let an aroused, endowed transsexual go to town and rip up his ass like they might a smaller, more normal-looking man being coerced or "forced" to take that role. Nooooo. It's the same, robotic, measured strokes once again as he lies there with that same, terminally-stupid look on his terminally-stupid face.
The only possible way Ronaldo could even come close to redeeming himself for ruining American shemale porn for ever, is to douse himself in paraffin, set himself alight and dance the Watusi for five minutes screaming while the camera focuses solely on him. Yeah. That might go some way towards redemption.
I remember when one of the trannys he fucked died and everybody in the stadium started giving Ronaldo their condolences. They even brought a sign "My condolences Ronaldo, now that you are a widow"
Easton Gray
Here's a better game where he scored a few goals in spite of his girth:
>seedorf to zidane to trezeguet nice french connection
James Anderson
>seedorf do you think he's french lad?
Connor King
>Legends (old mens) match Oh. Okay then. Still can easily get heart attack though.
Xavier Flores
>google up "ronaldo trannies" >shows me all these conspiracy videos about how high profile models/actors are secretly trannies
there's so many turbospergs out there these days unironically spewing retarded shit but even so this feels bizarre
Christian Cruz
Except he actually fucked trannies. Not a meme at all. Romário scored on a trap too but to be honest, I'd also do it.
Grayson Rivera
Are any of them French?
Ryan King
got a fresh newfag lads
Brayden Turner
god damn man I always feel like I'll never find a really hot, really feminine tranny, like it's just fundamentally impossible or something, and then I see your trannies and it's like the technology is thirty fucking years ahead, what gives
Jaxon Ramirez
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Cooper Lopez
The ones ronaldo fucked are ugly as fuck tho
Gabriel Collins
No shit. With that kind of body, I'd be deceived too.
Charles Hill
>that sweeper keeping from Barthez I see he hasn't changed a bit, the absolute madman
Noah Thomas
wait were those even brazilian
Jose Fisher
Who is your favourite shemale pornstar? Mine is Bruna Butterfly
James Russell
He didn't fuck them though. They even said so in the interview they gave to the media. He picked them up thinking they were regular prostitutes, and when he discovered they were guys he told them to fuck off and then they tried to extort him for their silence but he was having none of it
Hunter Torres
Yeah right.....
He thought those dudes were regular prostitutes.....right......
Christian Cooper
What happens in Brazil besides robberies and footie
Logan Jackson
Beache footie, violence, Facebook memes, ugly mutts in the northeast etc..
