ITT: Best looking footballers of all time

If we can have 3 threads about a chimpanzee, we can also have a thread about the best looking footballers of all time.
pic related

Alisson Becker

Beckham
Maldini
Ljundberg
Neuer

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I agree Marcel Desailly was awesome.
Also, his brother is based. Picture related.

Wake up Jose. It’s all over

redondo

Guillermo Amor
Marc Bartra
Bojan
Sergio Roberto
Luca Toni
Maldini
Nesta
Shevchenko
Llorente
Navas
Lampard

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Wow

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Are you gay? No judging #respect

Nice

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looks like a fascist sculpture

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>Nose job

Capitão is the most aesthetic player ever

Is that giroud father?

>tfw genuinely look like him and its allowed me to get away with being a neet for 29 years

No I'm not, in fact I'm more of a little girls guy myself but I can apreciate male beauty

I'd love to see a cartoon about him, just because the character design would be hilarious

What do you tell girls when they ask you about your job?

Not really lewandowski is more handsome

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El mariscal Tito Goncalvez

>251x201
user please

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I don't watch football, so I don't care.

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Unironically Figo and his rugged good looks.

*dabs into Sharia law*

Nothing against lusitanian aesthetics but Figo is one ugly mofo. Shit taste user.

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Majestic, look at that head of hair

step up plebs

also Zanetti

If only I had italian genes instead of shitty siesta nigger genes

To be honest here you are ugly due to the amerindian part of your genes.

here is another stunning pic

to be fair I'm a 7.5/10.. it could be worse

Moron, the problem is your native genes

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where did you find this pic of me

karius

How did he get his jawline?

>tfw Giroud ruined his god tier face with a muslim beard

Ronaldo's weird in that he's had quite a lot of evident corrective surgery despite not even being that old. Usually they only start that shit during their mid-life crisis at the earliest.

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His hair's still good, too.

How haven't you faggots posted Gourcuff yet?

or young, long-haired, no-wrinkles Totti, for that matter

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Good looking Italians are always enhanced by those sexy as fuck kits.

regen

posting this sultry motherfucker. he should have been born a woman.

Easy.

Finally someone who doesn’t look like a domesticated middle easterner

Cute boy (~.~)

>pronounced faggetti

>that hair
Trash

Too bad he is a manlet

Based Cavani is a beaut for sure

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This. While Cavani isn't exactly the most objectively attractive guy he has a certain aesthetic that I really like
>no homo

>180cm
>manlet

rich coming from a gook

He is 175 retard

He's literally cock-eyed

He will be when I'm done with him (no homo)

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not one of our best but damn popular among the female population

Left or right?

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Also Hervé Renard. He looks like he has been carved out from stone.

Our lord and guardian of BR goal...

>nigger
>attractive
Pick only one toy you daft cunt.

Still taller than 90% of gooks.

Give him white skin and youll see how ugly he is

>chivu
good player, but looks meh
only handsome romanian in serie a was mutu

Falcao comes off as that smiling, charming guy housewives fantasize about.

Lizarizu

What's this about a Chimpanzee?

He's ripped, but still a 1m68 midget.

Also aged poorly, too many wrinkles on his face nowadays.

Post most handsome players from your cunt

>literally looks like the dude from the cover of your mum's cheap romance novel called 'The Italian Playboy's Virgin Secretary'

Im-fucking-plying

felipe

I recently registered on goodreads.com and this is what the sports section looks like. Women are horny people

Seriously?

bunch of casuals in here.

Goodreads went to shit when it became too mainstream, like 5 years ago.

It used to be legitimately good.

Casuals

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Also this guy not sure why hes with the horse faced uber slag

A challenger appears!

No based Freddie?
>casuals

His neck + torso looks really good

That's what it means when "women read more".

Barca fag detected

>Bartra
>Bojan

No.

>Navas

Fuck no.

Navas is a handsome bastard. No homo