>no Löw shadow but that's the best part about the original. sad!
Juan Roberts
solid memeing though
Lucas Scott
I think Schalke will lose heute
Adam Thomas
Nein
Grayson Evans
WRONG WRONG
Josiah Watson
Rooting for a cheeky Beelefield win to start the next weekend of "everyoneplaysforFortunalol". A draw would be fine, too.
Charles Kelly
How are you supposed to feel when the first game of your 15 game acca invariably goes wrong
Aiden Morgan
Relieved
Nathaniel Scott
Bad. It’s much better to lose it all on the last game.
John Miller
this
Jose Brown
A big acca that fails on the last game is like Liverpool’s 2013-14 season. It hurts as it happens, but it’s a fantastic ride you look back at fondly.
Dylan Kelly
shit op saged + reported
enjoy ban ahmed
Alexander Hernandez
You now remember samed yesil
Brayden White
>announcing your report newfag pls
Michael Morris
ayy
Benjamin Sanchez
>nernberch
Asher Perry
Weston McKennie starting today.
Jonathan Diaz
>ynwa Plastics
Jason Stewart
Based
Juan Garcia
>Mainzzz on a friday
Julian Rivera
this
Kayden Reyes
based schalke
Caleb Rogers
3-2
William Campbell
muh flares
Bentley White
mainz up in flames already
Benjamin Nelson
ughhhhh
Luis Flores
lamo fuck off nigger
Matthew Kelly
FUG FOG :DDDDDDD
Brody King
they actually want to ban flares here as well, stupid as fuck imo ultras will just shove them up their ass and light them anyway The only reason why the smoke looks so bad on TV is because the cameras are so far up
Thomas Williams
...
Aaron Edwards
why dont they just stoßlüft?
Brandon Smith
Where do I sign up for the flare smuggling job?
Eli Cruz
even the wind falls asleep in mainzzzzzzzzzz
Jayden Rogers
just put them in a bag and throw it over the fence to your frens
Oliver Price
why isnt Anime playing for di Santo i dont get it
Benjamin Rivera
Is Goretzka ded? Why isn't he playing past few games?
John Rodriguez
Bitburger sounds delicious
Caleb Wilson
Yes
Carson Richardson
they need him to man-mark the opponent's central midfielder
Zachary Ross
>autosaging a live game thread
Aaron Hall
he isn't in the squad tönnies poisoned his sausage what do you say if someone drinks eight bitburger?
Kevin Howard
Head in Bayern
Carter Price
Maybe we gassed his family in the past lmao
Gabriel Bell
>what do you say if someone drinks eight bitburger? you get a bit drunk
Adam Martin
>t. poggenburg
Julian Bennett
It's piss.
Hudson Bennett
>t. roggenbrot
Levi Lee
Gonna record this game and then do a tactical breakdown. Watch this space
Gavin Reyes
I'm already bored
Logan James
That man must feel really good then haha
Brody Richardson
the answer is "byteburger"
Joshua Foster
are the red team the good guys or the bad guys?
Jonathan Gray
>German """"""""humor""""""""
Isaiah Richardson
yeah sure
Chase Sullivan
jmd bock auf quizduell?
Carter Nelson
Still got to go to penny...
Parker Moore
Lol ref not in the mood to give fouls tonight. Let murderball Commence!
Andrew Wood
he sucks donkeydicks since the bauern announcement. no engagement whatsoever
Luis Thomas
nice refball
clear handball and thus penalty
Eli Allen
Dont roast you are mini germany remember that
Luke Long
This but unironically
Jacob Martinez
WTF IS THAT
William Sanchez
RIP in pieces Kehrer
William Turner
Looks like he went 12 rounds with Anthony Joshua
Jaxon Diaz
ZzZzZzZzZzZ
Anthony Nelson
at least we have humor that surpasses the yearly carneval Lei-Lei
Alexander Flores
he cant play like that desu
Evan Fisher
*Proves you wrong*
Jacob Gray
Back on the field
Carson Myers
Commentators reading Schalke coach's resume right now, impressive and nothing related to football.
James Torres
this joke is only funny after having one byteburger
Xavier Murphy
This commentator sure loves a boxing metaphor Indeed
Tyler Howard
Stefan Freund is so bad
Jaxon Sanchez
Can Mainz just stop diving please
Alexander Jackson
alter sind die mainzer peinlich
die werfen sich bei der kleinsten scheiße hin
Jordan Smith
TORCHANCE ALERT
Zachary Moore
He's actually one of the good ones.
Luke Jackson
...
Jayden Allen
guddn dschobn
Kayden Wood
what the fuck was that!
Caleb Lee
*goes on 5min monologue* *what an exciting game, steve!!*