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*obligatory MainzZZzzz Friday Game edition*


>Today 09/03

/bundes/
20:30 MainzZzzz - >Schalke

2nd /bundes/
18:30 Bierleerfällt - Nernberch
18:30 Dynamit Dresden - Heathenhome


>Tomorrow 10/03

/bundes/
15:30 Buyern - HIV
15:30 Hangover96 - Auagsburger
15:30 Kneelers BSC - Freeburger
15:30 18,99 Hobbenheim - Wolfscastle
18:30 Neverkusen - Borruschia Mongladbach

2nd /bundes/
13:00 FC. St. Antifa - Brownsilence
13:00 Greather Farth - FCKlautern
13:00 Darmstadt - Ingolstadt
13:00 Bochum - Holzbein

3rd /bundes/
14:00 Hansa Rostock - Paderbundes
14:00 PreuBen Münster - Karl Marx Jena
14:00 Lotte - UnFortunate Cologne
14:00 Solarium GroBaspach - Wiesbathing
14:00 Meppen - Underhaching
14:00 Tooter Bremen II - ZwickAua
14:00 Spicyburger Kickers - Osnabrück

First for based nernberch

GOD MOOORNING

yes

Is this /bundes/

NUR DER FCN

>Dirtmund

Dynamit scored already

kek. that didnt last long

(You)

i see

19:09 Echte Liebe Heja BVB

>dat Heathenhome goal tho

>no Löw shadow
but that's the best part about the original. sad!

solid memeing though

I think Schalke will lose heute

Nein

WRONG WRONG

Rooting for a cheeky Beelefield win to start the next weekend of "everyoneplaysforFortunalol". A draw would be fine, too.

How are you supposed to feel when the first game of your 15 game acca invariably goes wrong

Relieved

Bad. It’s much better to lose it all on the last game.

this

A big acca that fails on the last game is like Liverpool’s 2013-14 season.
It hurts as it happens, but it’s a fantastic ride you look back at fondly.

shit op saged + reported

enjoy ban ahmed

You now remember samed yesil

>announcing your report
newfag pls

ayy

>nernberch

Weston McKennie starting today.

>ynwa
Plastics

Based

>Mainzzz on a friday

this

based schalke

3-2

muh flares

mainz up in flames already

ughhhhh

lamo fuck off nigger

FUG FOG :DDDDDDD

they actually want to ban flares here as well, stupid as fuck imo
ultras will just shove them up their ass and light them anyway
The only reason why the smoke looks so bad on TV is because the cameras are so far up

...

why dont they just stoßlüft?

Where do I sign up for the flare smuggling job?

even the wind falls asleep in mainzzzzzzzzzz

just put them in a bag and throw it over the fence to your frens

why isnt Anime playing for di Santo i dont get it

Is Goretzka ded? Why isn't he playing past few games?

Bitburger sounds delicious

Yes

they need him to man-mark the opponent's central midfielder

>autosaging a live game thread

he isn't in the squad
tönnies poisoned his sausage
what do you say if someone drinks eight bitburger?

Head in Bayern

Maybe we gassed his family in the past lmao

>what do you say if someone drinks eight bitburger?
you get a bit drunk

>t. poggenburg

It's piss.

>t. roggenbrot

Gonna record this game and then do a tactical breakdown. Watch this space

I'm already bored

That man must feel really good then haha

the answer is "byteburger"

are the red team the good guys or the bad guys?

>German """"""""humor""""""""

yeah sure

jmd bock auf quizduell?

Still got to go to penny...

Lol ref not in the mood to give fouls tonight. Let murderball Commence!

he sucks donkeydicks since the bauern announcement. no engagement whatsoever

nice refball

clear handball and thus penalty

Dont roast you are mini germany remember that

This but unironically

WTF IS THAT

RIP in pieces Kehrer

Looks like he went 12 rounds with Anthony Joshua

ZzZzZzZzZzZ

at least we have humor that surpasses the yearly carneval Lei-Lei

he cant play like that desu

*Proves you wrong*

Back on the field

Commentators reading Schalke coach's resume right now, impressive and nothing related to football.

this joke is only funny after having one byteburger

This commentator sure loves a boxing metaphor
Indeed

Stefan Freund is so bad

Can Mainz just stop diving please

alter sind die mainzer peinlich

die werfen sich bei der kleinsten scheiße hin

TORCHANCE ALERT

He's actually one of the good ones.

...

guddn dschobn

what the fuck was that!

*goes on 5min monologue*
*what an exciting game, steve!!*

Slipped.

>das Beste am Spiel ist tatsächlich der Rasen

mit dem zweiten, sieht man besser ; )

was ist pasirt

affenzirkusunfall

*slips*