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i would like to summon dead fighters to teach me how to fight
how?

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cute

u think she was born with a boy brain but a girl body?

She would've been a really cute boi if she was a born a boy

Thoughts on new weight classes?

Connor Ruebusch said and predicted that the UFC would add a womens atomweight (105) division by the end of 2018

Thoughts?

fer sure b

Idiot

is that literally her wife?

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how high test is this woman?

* calls you a soccer mom *

Shambles

hahahaha great oc

I think she's a nice girl who just likes fucking people up

Fiance I think. She proposed after her fight with Joanna, it was adorable as fuck.

I like it, i think its good for those who dont cut to make 115

>jessica penne was an atomweight

>Soccermom gives you the fight

i don't know why she makes me so hard, i might be gay or something

Is this musique concretequi?
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Blowbert Scautyfish

>Wanderlei Silva has been diagnosed with 13 of the 15 symptoms of traumatic brain injury by a neurosurgeon

Stop and pay respects.

>Thanks for stomping Can Henderson

Every time I’m in a restaurant, or a shop, or a anything really, I really struggle with something.

Whenever I see a large group of men or boys enter the establishment where I am, I have this almost uncontrollable urge to scream:

“HEEEERRRRE THEY AAAARRREE! HERE COME THE BOYS!!! WOOF WOOF WOOF, BOYS BOYS BOYS!! GET IN HERE YOU RASCALS!!!”

And just basically make them feel really uncomfortable. If I was met with hostility I feel as though it would only encourage me further to start footy tapping them and squeezing their assess, slapping them lightly on the face and barking like a dog.

Anyone able to help me unpack this at all? It’s turning into a bit of an issue. Woof.

>too small for dykes with reasonable skills
>too small for normal girls with somewhat feminine bodies

can't wait to watch pillowfisted little boy looking bitches fighting in the ring

i'm totally all for atomweight as long as they change the name to pedoweight

only one of these will ever fight again

is this british humor?

shitpostingue concritque

You can pick one set of siblings in MMA (in their prime) to protect you from all the current flyweights and bantamweights in the UFC, who do you choose?

Shogun and Ninja for me

the Nogs get 2nd choice for me

1. The Fedors
2. The Reems
3. JBJ and either of his bros

Reem brothers

>The Fedors

Jon Jones and his fucking huge brothers

A 189er like you wouldn’t get it, the fedors would fuck shit up bro

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the Ruas
shogun laughing at conor webm

whos the best ufc protégé in the lhw

I am certain Conor will fight Floyd in ufc and ride off into the sunset like a bitch. He was so nonchalant saying Khabib will be lw champion, like he knows he won't fight him anytime soon. Also Tyron is not fighting and helping Floyd out for ufc fight.

The Klitschko brothers

>floyd will fight mma
Just how drunk are you, Lithiania?

Aleksandar Rakić

Probably me tbph

is he our guy?

LADS
Just realized Macedo is apparently fighting on Fight Night 129 here in Santiago, this is the most blessed I've ever felt in my life.

he is a vegan and a weed smoker, i don't think so

>vegan
>breaks leg during fight

checks out

>Andre Soukhaanunfdnfsnf's legacy is providing us with the Sugar Sean on his back post fight speech and having the lowest fight IQ in UFC history

Obviously the Reem brothers

STAUNCH

3 wmma fights already lined up for you

hopefully they make macedo vs. dern next and this happens

youtube.com/watch?v=oEUjZ67O-fk

Justin Gathje would expose rumble Johnson

Does she still kick that hard

>Conor will fight Floyd in ufc
lel why would Floyd bother?
he's like 45 and just spanked Conor last summer, what's he got to prove?

shes dropping to flyweight she should be competitive there i think she's younger than pvz anyway

I unironically think Floyd has solid wrestling and Taekwando skills

well done

>nobody gets my protege joke/refference

the would be the worst thing (but also funniest): if Floyd spanked Conor at MMA, too.

>USADA has done more damage to the UFC than anything else
>MFW

To be fair those are also symptoms of being Brazilian

that he can "steal" another 9 figure payday lol

Tfw Schaub has eclipsed the UFC, Dana, and Rogan

i don't have CTE though!

Could Floyd Mayweather beat 2018 BJ Penn?

atleast he has one now

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heeminder to stop bullying soukhamthath for being a brainlet. you're hurting his feelings!
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conor is a moneylet i just read that jeff bezos technically makes 230K every minute of 2018

Poland is back!

Werdum x DC is the fight I want to see now.

I hope DC wins against stipe

Do you think you could beat DJ in a fight?

This is real stuff what I'm about to write. All of this is true. Everything you think you know about Ortega,yes Brian Ortega is a lie. Straight up.This whole "Ortega Foundation" is a scam. Google Ralek Graice. Remember Metamoris? Rener was involved in that shit. He's looking for investors and donations right now. I saw Ralek here talking with Ortega a few days ago. Rener was with them. The Foundation is all a front for illicit shit. Ortegas brother isn't his brother, that kid is some kid who trains here in Torrance. I've trained here two years,only because of a discount contract. You're required to train or else bad things will happen. I'm trying to get the fuck out of here. Don't support Ortega,trust me. FBI will be hitting this place someday. Remember Ortega was busted for PED's. Don't trust him.

My imaginary 12 year old daughter would beat him, anyone above 5'11 would literally kill him

Why is /heem/ so dead nowadays?

Alot of posters got permaheem'd

Nobody pays respect to Wanderlei
Rosters are weak
stupid "money" fights
paper champs like Tyquil

it unironically started dying after bisping lost the title

>tfw no gf

who is this green guy and what's his mma record

>tfw gf just went to Australia for 8 months

Heem was busy?

From what I remember it was just spainsperg sperging out with people getting mad at him and shcaub memes with that guy the replying to them within 2 seconds.

Yes, there used to be a new thread every few hours

I wonder how much my chances of getting a gf would improve if I started taking some martial arts class

Anyone here had this experience?

>tfw most women like you
>tfw the only girl you actually love doesn't like you back

It wouldn't surprise me, the Gracies (except for one or two) are weasely, money hungry scumbags and always have been

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Does USADA even test romero?

Cody wins the rematch.
Joanna wins the rematch.
Bisping wins the rematch.

In many ways cody never lost

loads of regular posters got banned
constant spamming and shitposting
1 ufc event this month so there's nothing to talk about

it is one we all must feel, brother

"No!"

ABBO'd

i assume a lot of people got banned, i literally got banned last week because i said i had a bad day.

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he would knock you out in seconds

Have you ever sploobed your bloob man?

Mighty mouse wouldn't be able to reach a 6'2 guy's head

can you imagine, affording all those cars, and turboskank #7237821 touches the paint you just got done paying somebody to wax

I wouldn't care if I had a braphog like that I'd be eating braps all day long

> 13-inch reach advantage

possibly yes

he's an amazing wrestler as well though