His favorite character isn't Carmela

His favorite character isn't Carmela

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i like carmela but i cant imagine anyone actually think she's the best characters

she's probably the 2nd or 3rd best after Tony and Chris

I think she's the best actress in the show, for what it counts. That really was the role of a lifetime.

>his favorite character isn't Johny Sac or Richie Aprile

Watch it paulie!
Best actress in the series by a country mile

G a b a g o o l

>his favorite character isn't Paulie and/or Christopher

The way she opens the door to Tony already mid-intake of breath, ready to unload on him, is fucking incredible. Whitecaps is too real.

>he doesnt skip through every scene with aj and/or fully dressed meadow

definitely best girl in the show

>he doesn't jerk off at least 6 times a day to Edie Falco

You just reveal your own ignorance

That scene gets to the point where I forget Im watching a tv show. It doesn't even feel like acting at that point
>the way carm's voice breaks when she screams "let go of me!"
Chills every time

I don't like goblin bodies, man. I know something's wrong with me. Those massive A cups just don't do it for me.

I like how he had no defense, "what about the tutor? and the cocktail waitresses and all the others, were you all best friends with them too?"

Nightly Soprano threads are comfy

you know Quasimodo predicted all this

Best character is uncle jun by a mile.
>sister's cunt!

Yeah I love Tony trying to be nice and placate her until she mentions the "preschool assistant, the weightlifter..." and he goes on the attack "AT LEAST I NEVER STOLE FROM YOU." All bets are off from then on.

>and then you realize AJ probably heard the whole thing

oh I remember that. Carmela grabs a knife, AJ's looking over, Tony tells her to drop the knife, she lunges and cuts him, Tony tries to get the knife away from her, and AJ tackles his dad and calls the police saying his dad is attacking his mom. It all happened in just maybe 10 seconds but it sticks with you for life.

I haven't finished The Sopranos yet, so I don't know if you're bullshitting, but literally the same exact thing word for word happened in season 5 of Breaking Bad.

he's bullshitting

I've been bamboozled

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>your face will never turn into rubber right before your wife's truck runs it over after Bill Guarnere busts a cap on the back of your head
Why even continue breathing?

OH SHIT

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There's no way that white hair is natural

OOH, he just told you to watch it. The balls on this guy

Why don't you go fuck yourself, Paulie.

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At first i was breaking balls, now you're starting to worry me.

Why is watching Pussy's death so hard for me?

Someone have the "you're killing yourself with marijuana" copypasta?

He was like a brother to all three so it hurts. Also Pussy doesn't act like aall the other rats. First he tries to save his skin but as soon as he understands he's a goner he accepts it like a man.

Thats why it hurts.

I want gabagoo all over Meadow's face

You're weird. After the Elvis impersonator, he was too far gone. No respect

me too, brother.

Paulie is an asshole, but he definitely had the best mannerisms. I love the way he walks, talks and gestures

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this is one of my favorite scenes of the whole show

Remember me?

>i'mma call you "hat boy"
>hey, chris--
>it's HAT BOY, BITCH

I kinda wanted Vinny to stay instead of bringing Brian back.

So we're all laughing and having a good time and then come the redditors to completely shit on the thread.

I've been contributing to this thread more than you have. I only bring up Vinny because Paulie voiced him

If you don't think Family Guy is the animated equivalent of The Sopranos then you need to gabbaget the fuck out of here

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nice

Every Sopranos thread is comfy. It's the closest Sup Forums gets to discussing something without it turning into a shitfest

spoke too late

Meadow is a comfy 90s JAP that makes me remember my life before it was shit.

Carmela was such a cunt but she redeemed herself towards the end of the series.

>jap
is that why she's so dark?

>Family Guy is the animated equivalent of The Sopranos
This is the state of the board today.

Yeah, she's a Jew, bruh. Which is comfy for me, your mileage may vary

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>Carmela was such a cunt
No, she wasn't. Ever.

>stealing from Tony
>not letting Tony keep a pet in the house
>forgetting orange juice preference
>building a shoddy house that will collapse and kill all the babies inside
she was kind of a cunt.

I didn't care for her shrill nagging and for always being unnecessary drama, but writers always fuck up in this same exact way with the protagonist's wives.

>gabbaget the fuck out of here

It's time to go, buddy.

It pisses me off that we'll never know where Tony ranks Goodfellas.

So, nothing.

If you don't think stealing money is cunty, let me know where you live.

>That feel when no Sopranos movie

The Sopranos is the longest film epic ever

This. Those two made the show.

What happened to the crazy family that was going to kill Johnny Sack? I must have slept through whatever transpired.

Is it really stealing, now?

Why is he on the TV?

Carmela was awful.

Bad mother, wife, friend. She's a nasty person all around, I also just dislike her face.

t. I've never watched this show

The one thing that has always bothered me is Christopher's fucky eyebrow, his character was too vain to not even that shit out

Carm is best girl but Chris is a better character

OOOH

I look over, your uncle jun has laser beams shootin out his eyes

>AJ finally turning into a good person in the final episodes
>nah Tony, let's coddle him again he's been through so much :^)

Wow, what a vile cunt.

kek

SHE HAD SOMETHING TO FUCKIN' SAY!

>I AM HERE! I HAVE THINGS TO SAY!

BESIDES BRING THE FUCKIN CHAIRS DOWN AND DID YOU SIGN THE LIVING TRUST? SHE'S A GROWN FUCKING WOMAN AND SHE'S BEEN KICKED AROUND.... SHE'S BEEN ON HER OWN AND SHES HAD TO FIGHT AND STRUGGLE

"I can't find pussy anywhere."
-James Gandolfini, The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 11

Quarterback of Notre Dame

THAT'S TWO

iktf

I wish I could be a fat fuck like James gandolfini and still get pussy.

What's stopping you?

I'm not rich and famous

Just be an alpha. You know all those times when you consider approaching a girl and chatting her up but never do?

A fat Italian fuck does and it eventually works.

A blind squirrel eventually finds a nut.

Thanks senpai

>TFW you've been watching too much Sopranos/reading too many Soprano threads and you accidentally day "No more of this Butchie" in a work meeting when a vendor messes you around

>autism

a blind squirel is right twice a day

Does anyone else do the Paulie pointing thing in real life? I've finished the series months ago and still do it all the time.

I did it once.

>dad's name is Chris
>he's kinda being a dick one day
>look over at him
>do Paulie's cool stance and do the devil horn shit he does
>muster up the most intimidating voice I can find
>"Watch it, Chrissy."
>he stares at me
>"What the fuck did you just say to me?"
>"n-nothing, sir."
>go to my room

Did it once just to say I did. Was at my friends house, he's seen the sopranos, his brother was talking shit about something, so I did it, and now my friend does it all the time. it's kind of cringey

LOL

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makes me chuckle every time