People like to talk shit about the new Marvel and DC films all the time but I still have yet to see a worse superhero...

People like to talk shit about the new Marvel and DC films all the time but I still have yet to see a worse superhero movie than Spiderman 3.

It was really fucking bad. Literally the only thing I liked about it was the pie scene.

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Agree with me.

spiderman 3 was good, much better than dcuck marvlel shit

Sandman was the best thing about this movie

No it wasn't. You just hate these movies so much that you're forgetting how horrible 3 was.

I don't see why they had to cram all these fucking villains in one movie. They should have done a movie with Sandman OR a movie with Venom. Not fucking both.

>Spider-Man 3
>3 villains

the pottery--->

Spiderman 2 didn't have two villains and it was a fantastic film.

> f4ntastic
> wolverine prequel

>Dr. Octopus
>Mr. Aziz

Sure you watched the right movie there bud?

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This scene is unironically GOAT

it shits me to tears when normies claim this scene is "cringe", in order to feel and appear smart or some shit
fucking pedestrian scum

this is comedy platinum, i feel sorry for them

Spider-Man 3 was MAYBE technically worse than Amazing 1, but it gets points from me for actually seeming like it was made by human beings. Amazing 2 is the worst blockbuster movie I have personally seen.

capeshit films worse than Spider-Man 3 (from best to worst):
>2010 Iron Man 2
>1997 Batman & Robin
>2006 X-Men: The Last Stand
>1997 Spawn
>1987 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
>1984 Supergirl
>1966 Batman
>2005 Elektra
>2013 Thor: The Dark World
>1983 Superman III
>2004 Catwoman
>2009 X-Men Origins: Wolverine
>2013 Man of Steel
>1997 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
>2005 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D
>2005 Son of the Mask

Spider-Man 3 is worse than everything else, though.

>Batman & Robin
But that's the best cape movie ever made you fucking cunt

All 3 of the Raimi's movies were camp, and played off of camp for laughs, and people seem to have generally understood that except for in the incident of the symbiote jazz crap

Spider-Man 3 isn't meant to be a serious movie. The studio wanted Raimi to shoehorn Venom, a character he didn't like, into the movie for more shekels. So Raimi just decided fuck it and made a goofy comedy, and on that level it succeeds.

Doc Ock wasn't a villain.
BOOM, BTFO.

All 3 of his Spidey films are basically goofy comedies. Sometimes an uncle will get shot or robot arms will brutally eviscerate some nurses, but mostly they were about Seabiscuit ejaculating seminal fluid onto school lunches and science experiments gaining sentience and convincing fat dudes to rob banks

Where do you rank Iron Man 3? In my experience most people found IM3 to be worse than IM2.

How retarded is it to describe him as emo? He was at his most confident in that scene, he just picked up the Leon S. Kennedy look.

Structurally all 3 Raimi movies are identical

I actually disagree that people have understood it. People can't fathom the idea of others being more intelligent than them, so when something is camp, they say it's "unintentionally funny." Because in the world that exists in their mind, nobody would ever make a silly scene intentionally.

>Where do you rank Iron Man 3?
40/98 Iron Man 3
82/98 Spider-Man 3
83/98 Iron Man 2
98/98 Son of the Mask

>In my experience most people found IM3 to be worse than IM2.
Really? I've found most people to find IM2 worse.

Now dig on this

Why do people "cringe" at this? It's a good scene and I unironically like it.

I'm not sure what to be more appalled by, the fact that there have been 98 superhero movies or the fact that you have seen and ranked all 98 of them.

Spider-Man 3 is better than:
>F4antastic
>ASM 2
>ASM 1
>Avengers 2
>Avengers 1
>Captain America: The First Avenger
>Doctor Strange
>Thor 1
>Suicide Squad
>Daredevil
>Iron Man 3
>Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
>Fantastic Four
>that Captain America movie staring J.D. Salinger's retarded son

you left off a few
>Suicide Squad
>Batman Vs. Superman
>Justice League

1982 Swamp Thing
1986 Howard the Duck
1989 The Return of Swamp Thing
1993 The Meteor Man
1995 Tank Girl
1996 Barb Wire
1996 The Crow: City of Angels
1997 Steel
2000 The Specials
2006 Zoom
2008 The Spirit
2009 Defendor
2010 Jonah Hex
2011 Vs
2012 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
2014 Big Hero 6
2016 Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders
2016 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
2016 Max Steel

Those are the ones I haven't seen.
The ones I have seen I rated on IMDb and then ranked them for an argument in another thread a few months back, just saved it into a notepad for future reference.

BvS is kino.

Redditors cringe at everything. They gotta have that epic cringe to post on /r/cringe, ya know?

3 was no worse than the other two, and I liked them all.

Shove it m8

Watchmen is kino, and nothing else Snyder has ever done even comes close to it.

What's your top 10?

1. 1978 Superman
2. 2012 Dredd
3. 2004 The Incredibles
4. 1989 Batman
5. 2008 Iron Man
6. 2005 Batman Begins
7. 2002 Spider-Man
8. 2017 Logan
9. 1993 Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
10. 2008 The Dark Knight

3 is the worst of the trilogy, with the exception of the funny stuff most people hate. You may be forgetting, but huge parts of 3 are just really, really dry.
The first two are great. 2 is better than one, but not by much.

Very nice taste.

Watchmen is definitely Snyder's best.

>Watchmen
>Dawn of the Dead
>300
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
>Man of Steel

Haven't seen Sucker Punch of Legend of the Guardians.

I will never understand what anyone likes about Batman Begins.

Probably easier to just tell you what I don't like about it.
>Ra's Al Ghul being an Irishman instead of Middle Eastern
>The microwave emitter not making any kind of logical sense
>Batman's "I'm not killing you" bullshit with Neeson after he literally orders Gordon to blow up the monorail track and even supplies him with the tank

Everything else is perfect. What are your issues with it?

I can't really tell you. I guess I don't really care for Batman in general and I didn't find Ra's Al Ghul to be all that interesting or to have particularly compelling motivations (not that any of the Nolan villians' motivations are all that compelling). I thought Liam Neeson's performance was weak

Maybe Batman only hates killing people if he does it directly. Stab 'em with a knife, bad, blow up the building they're in, good.

Holy fuck
Rekt

Thank goodness it missed, ceramics can damage your head badly by falling onto you from a great height.