Manchester United - Liverpool Pre-Game Thread

Kick-Off 12:30pm GMT

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>Mourinho in a big game
can't wait for the inevitable 1-1 draw

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>these threads
Thank fuck I'm not watching this guaranteed garbage.

was about to make a thread.
thanks for saving me the job, OP.
*brown thumb emoji*
*brown fist emoji*

I guarantee it won't be 1-1. If United defend properly it'll be 0-0 or 1-0 if they can get a cheeky goal. If Liverpool can score then they'll thrash United 4-1 or something.

this tbqh. >mouyes is cancer for big games.

Reminder that the head of Man United's largest fan channel has been caught making fake twitter accounts (fake account claimed to be a woman called Sandra) and having conversations with himself using them, and praising his own work.

ITS ALL ABOUT THE BUS AND IF YOU CAN PARK IT

WE DEM MOUYES BOIS BITCH

>fake account claimed to be a woman called Sandra
Not this one, is it: twitter.com/crazysandra101

Felaini, Matic, McTominay or Carrick will be the trio in the middle
Inside info

Why doesn’t this match have a proper nickname like “The Derby of England” or “The Classic”?

>the Derby of England
>the Classic

Is Pogba being out good or bad for United?

>No Poobag

GGMU

how can you spend 500m and have that as your CM options. theyre worth about 40m combined

We're gonna fucking do these cunts in their own back yard.

Because it is only a game that matters to TV fans

it already has a proper nockname: the derby of shit

good

el classico is cringe and a marketing meme. the name not the game. though this is pretty much 'the classic' without the name

i am both /abu/ and /abl/

what is the ideal result for today?

0-0 draw which is probably what you're going to get

Who's the good guys between these two?

Yep.

"She" said she' been contacting her ISP wondering why she has the same IP address as some kiddy shagger in manchester

Neither of them.

liverpool

'pool la

it's called manc cunts vS scouse twats, also known as el cuntico

Terror attack

Idk liverpool have good songs that they sing before the match, something about walking.
However they did the thing tho sooo...

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>Manchester is a paki filled shithole
>Children are routinely raped and sexually assaulted

Really makes you think

does anyone have the >moyes version of this please

>MUFC v Liverpool. This is the biggest game of the season. This time tomorrow we will know who the 2nd best club in the country are. It will be MUFC #ManchesterIsRed

Should I stay up and watch this match? t. west coast best coast

these games have been incredibly cagey and disjointed in recent years

>tfw manchester is unironically blue

imagine saying this a decade ago.

Only Asian and African bandwagoners actually care about this game right?

yes get comfy and feel that liverpool feel

blue plastic

Muslims don't do that, its forbidden in the quran!!!!!11

no we care. african bandwagoners are 90 percent chelsea anyway

No.

Liverpool/Manchester rivalry existed long before football was relevant.

Liverpool/Everton is still our biggest game, but this is #2

dont lose lads

>p*ki

Yeah I'm gonna have to ask you to stop using this hateful, abhorrent language or I WILL be reporting you.

Do you feel lads?

That wonderful liverpool feel down your spine.

>Everton is our biggest game

You fucking wish bitter cunt

just go to the bathroom

>Mourinho will park the bus la

Unironically not arsed with the bitters game nowadays, its barely a rivalry. even calling them rivals is giving them too much credit. theyre like a little brother that annoys you but you can crush him with 1 hand behind your back so you dont bother responding. theyve been shit for a while but the last 5 years just feels like its never even close, they expect to lose so its hard to feel arsed

Fuck off you wool.

I actually live around Evertons fans, and interact with them on a daily basis. beating them is far more important than United.

The only people who think United is a bigger game are fucking wools who don't actually live here

>spend 900m net in the last 3 years
>the decrepit corpses of 2 former wingers are your fullbacks

>no poobag
>no martial

>no poobag
>no martial

Both injured.

>haha go on mate!

Poor wittle Pogba hurt his wittle wigament.

youtube.com/watch?v=GkE32eZTAN4

KLOPPO DU POPSTAR

What is the American equivalent of the Liverpool-Manchester rivalry?

Chicago-Detroit? Dallas-Houston? Pittsburgh-Philly?

where abouts?. my two best m8s are blues and its just funny when they talk shit. sure they hate you but its just out of jealousy, they always fucking lose to us so how can you even enjoy it its not like when we were young and they had a chance

>broadcast in 4K
*licks lips*

>Liverpool/Everton is still our biggest game, but this is #2
"no"

On holiday in marbella and its absolutely pouring down lol

400 quid down the drain haha

Not even bothered lol

name of this semen demon?

probably the third one.

Is Jurgen admitting Henderson is a meme player that's useless offensively?

Francesca Capaldi

hendo is out with a ded leg. id literally start both gini and hendo over those two in CM. very attacking side, clearly going for the anti bus strat

That's the point mate, Everton fans are fellow scousers. Manc cunts are a whole different thing. Losing to Everton is more embarrassing than losing to United but that's just because Everton are shit and beating Liverpool would be the highlight of their season.

>useless

>le hyped up 0-0 game with a chance of stoppage time Manure goal

>le back pass man
>one blooter in a blue moon
Come on leafy, he scores less than fucking Wijnaldum.

kek, didn't he also say Sanchez should turn down City for United cause he'd get more twitter followers.

Oh, Rebecca Lowe and yer milfy tits

>mouyes
should i fall for his moorish tricks again..

Lol Ashley Young marking Egyptian Messi. Salah will get a hatrick. You have permission to screenshot

Lingard off the bench goal

Salah has judged you and found you wanting. 2 goals for the Pharaoh today.

Praise Salah.

>Mata playing

Comfy win.

Probably going to be marked by McTominay

This.

Can't believe bongs are stuck with Gary Lineker or whoever while >we have this English rose.

If Salah scores a hattrick today I will convert to Islam

SALAH AKBAR

it was so beautiful though

I think it's bigger because I don't hate blue noses but fucking despise united fans/mancs

Reminder

Kiddy fiddler detected

I am pretty surprised that Mou doesn't start with 3 trees in the middle.
And why is Young playing again ffs, he has been shit the past month, let Shaw in

We have Kelly Cates.

how old is she? is she a Sup Forums meme or something?

InshSalah my friend

The fightback against the customers begins

It was man, Hendo has a really good foot and he seems like a top lad but whenever I watch him play I don't think he brings anything to the table. Interception here and there and can't pass forward.

Lucas was better.

That's a meme selection if I've ever seen one. It's like Mourinho already accepted defeat and will try to draw this one.

>4/4 black defenders. This will be an organizational disaster.
>Midfield 3/3 white players. They will get outrun by Chamberlain.
>2/3 black players with super spic as front three. This is actually a decent selection, although Martial should always play since he's their best attacking player.

>And why is Young playing again ffs, he has been shit the past month, let Shaw in

didn't he and mouyes disagree? one spat with the fraud and your in the shit books football can go fuck itself

>Born: 8 June 2004 (age 13)

Are you ready for a masterclass in bus parking?

shaw has told mou hes leaving on a free at the end of the season so hes not gonna get any more games unless an injury happens

Ive seen this slag posted here before a few times, how did she even get famous on Sup Forums?

Marital is injured

aye, and while I don't think it was ill-intentioned, it was kinda unfair to hope he would fill stevie's shoes, hard to deal with that kind of pressure