Chess Candidates 2018

Where is my nerdsit thread?

Today:
Kramnik vs Grischuk
Karjakin vs Mamedyarov
Aronian vs Liren
Caruana vs So

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stop watching porn

also we're watching jan and sopiko

winner of the tournament gets to play this guy on the left here

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>nerdsit
it's sperg wood

of course we are

no u

>tfw wesley so's parents moved to canada and literally just abandoned their son in the philippines

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fucking Canada

How good is Ronaldo's Elo?

I want to fuck Sopiko

why arent you at the tournament you fucking faggot

What do you think about this opening?

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I'd like to see her other opening if you know what I mean

what's more triggering is that the black went first

based caurana

maybe white moved knight to f3 and then back

then itd be blacks turn

maybe black went b6 and then b5 with the pawn. Have you not studied this opening?

kek

guys, she's moving d-pawn to e3, explain this to me.

It wasn't until the white man stole our game that the white pieces moved first. Black pieces used to move first in Egypt

>tfw can't listen to yasser and these two at the same time

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whats everyones blitz rating?

you mean lose to the guy on the left

What is the point of this game anymore? Computers have solved it.

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like... on what website?

how can one picture have so much talent?

computers haven't solved it. They're just better at playing it than humans

>more possible games than atoms in the observable universe
>solved

really?

Technically, but it includes stupid games like repeatedly moving your pieces back and forth

>self driving cars can go x20 faster than the fastest man in the world
What is the point of foot races anymore? Cars have solved it.

Even if chess gets solved in our life times, no human will ever be able to memorize all the winning variations.

Lichess

1800-1900 when I'm not drunk

Berolina pawns?

How 2 git gud? I'm 2000 on classical but only like 1500 in blitz

You're supporting this qt, right Sup Forums?

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I guess it's all about time management.

i dont want him to win because then the media will hound him and he will dislike that greatly

>purebred famous norwegian
>looks nothing like what americans keep telling me norwegians look like
maybe their info is fake idk lads something is going on

if this is triggering. Don't watch the rest
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Pretty good. He is strong mind after all.

It’s brazzers not blacked

kc tier

I was impressed with kramniks approach today in his game with grischuk. it seems as if he from move 1 was playing with grischuks poor time management in mind.

He dildos her with chess pieces kek

>blacks starts first
>d2-e3
>forgot to click clock
>black king and queen should be swapped
>awful time management by blacks (spent 7 hours on first move)

is Carjacking our guy?

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the board is flipped incorrectly too

he's good at losing slow

no, Svidler is. He browses Sup Forums

And he's just a cool dude
Jan does too I fink
Hikaru definitely browses biz

so probably browses /po/ or /toy/

Why isn't there a chess general on tg?

because /tg/ doesn't really mean traditional games. It means shitty pencil and paper rpgs and warhammer models

*captures your heart*

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You know she has a kid with Anish Giri?

Yes

when did she find the time since she's been riding jans dick on broadcasts for a while now

one man is never enough to properly satisfy a Queen like her

Who is your favourite female chess player? Mine is Alexandra Botez

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Google 'alexandra botez let me set a trap' to see a qt moment of her

for me is Nazi Paikidze

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What is she fawning at

She set blundered terribly trying to set up a trap and threw a game. It was very qt

Are chess.com or lichess ratings more inflated?

Racing isn't a game.

>glasses make people look smart
why do normies think this?

please deport her usa

I would never browse that shit

Post you're chess.com username

Grab_em_by_the_pawny

Play me niggas
lichess.org/G9ALwXqK

Think caruana will gewinn

Thanks for buying us a chess board, user!

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lana is starting to look like shit desu

Where's that big dark piece gonna go?

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kys faggot porn addicted austrian. Piece of trash.

get a grip on ur life m8

tfw they both ruined their looks

sauce???

Only burgers are allowed to post BLACKED shit, fuck off.

see

Being dead will do that to you

That's not even me, m8.

Can a chess expert explain what happened here? Looks like August walked right into Lana's trap.

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The nerdy girl with glasses is cute.

fabi with a rook sac

are y’all watching the chessbrah stream?

Do you know the difference between a rook sacrifice and an exchange sacrifice?
No.

he got a knight and 2 pawns for it so it’s not really a rook sac

no, sorry
yes

Is "Virgin vs Chad" still funny?

Do your best, Sup Forums.

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me on the left

Who do you think is most likely to beat Magnus? Aronian?

Kramnik in a boring championship full of grinding

Kramnik, Aronian and Caruana, in no particular order. I believe they are the only players in the field who would have a realistic chance to win a 12-game match against Carlsen.

When will a woman be world champion

How do you know there hasn't been one already? In the USSR transgenderism was frowned upon and I am sure one of them were really female but unable to speak out about it