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Thomas Cox
Hudson Young
Good thread bro
Nicholas Rivera
all these black heavy weights need to start fucking dieting. Blaydes, Willis, and Lewis are all fat as fuck and it's annoying because they're clearly very athletic
Hudson Jones
QUITE PUNGENT MY DEAR
Jeremiah Perez
Thanks, this year they will be FORCED to recognize JWill. Unironically the best prospect at HW.
Sebastian Taylor
According to Eugene, J-Will is extremely agile on the mat
Connor Nguyen
Dude, JWill moves better on his feet than blaydes or Lewis by a lot. It’s insane how he moves for a guy his size. Lewis is slow and just has good bursts, blaydes is just stiff as heck.
Julian Lewis
>tfw all the decent folks are on the discord, where autism and waifuposting and scat are all banned
feels fucking amazing man. you handful of spergs that no one wants to interact with stay here in your containment thread
Leo Morgan
>dude JWill movement LMAO!
>gets outstruck, outpaced, outfasted, and submitted by a 50 year old skinnyfat Puerto Rican with no power and 25 years' worth of wear and tear on his body
Leo Russell
What?
Brayden Ross
hahahaha I confused him with Walt Harris, my bad user
Joseph Allen
wow americans are dumb baka senpai
Asher Smith
to be fair, they look kind of alike
Matthew Wood
>he says while posting
Jackson Rodriguez
Harris is literally him but in a better shape
Elijah Richardson
exactly lol
Dominic Jenkins
youtu.be
This man is the future. Skills, good training camp, athleticism, personality, confidence. Don’t pretend like you don’t see it. Champ 2019 guaranteed.
Oliver Long
why do all the big black HWs have knock knees
Isaiah Lopez
Favourite submission? Mines the gogoplata
Colton Barnes
Gogoplata is a meme, lad. It'll work a maximum of one time on a quality opponent.
Justin Sullivan
until stipe knocks his head off and rapes his wife
Jose Gonzalez
Overeem-Ngannou was an early stoppage
Isaiah Gomez
Favorite submission is the D’arce choke
Favorite technique is the Schaub Shutdown
Ryder Lopez
the guillotine choke
Leo Young
the bugladyrka
Anthony Butler
fact: lithuanians are the most powerful race in the world
Caleb Davis
Brody Wood
free jon jones
Andrew Howard
you've really gone off the deep end lately, did your boyfriend break up with you?
Jack Hernandez
His bull left his GF.
Parker Hernandez
In many ways jon jones was never free
Austin Lopez
Is it fun living in Lithuania and who is your favorite Australian/New Zealand fighter?
Hunter Miller
>favorite Australian fighter
that's tough. I really like Tyson and Tai, but Sir Robert Knuckles is the champ. Jake Matthews is cool too
>favorite Kiwi fighter
probably Hangman Hooker
Connor Nguyen
youtu.be
This is Schaub tier analysis.
Jacob Harris
yeah but that one time you won with a gogoplata
Angel White
Assuming that opponent isn't already familiar with the move, which is a slim chance these days. Literally just posture up and nobody will ever gogoplata you unless they're so much better than you that they can goof around with meme moves.
Matthew Wright
It's very chill here
tuvasa
Colton Morgan
Stipe has never dealt with the fluidity of a B-B-B-B-BEAST like J-Will
Adrian Taylor
who heemed /heem/?
it's so sleepy..
Noah Phillips
Mods. Everyone has been getting banned. I think Calendar was 50% of the posts here and he got gadooshed to reddit
Samuel Sullivan
is this the thread?
Angel Cox
This is a ded ass month, thankfully April is absolutely filled with bangers.
Mason Morales
Yes
Jack Edwards
i think so.
Hunter Wood
I've been permabanned, fucking sucks man
Gavin Jackson
For sure my guys
Nathaniel Long
Dude Stipe's losing to Volkov long before he get's that fight
Leo Rivera
>s-stipe will l-l-lose...... THIS time!
Robert Clark
>Volkov
lol
Jaxson Reyes
They think everyone and anyone is the spammer. I got permabanned on a Starbucks wifi for whining about the mods, said I was ban evading. Theyre fucking retarded.
Anthony Williams
Russians are cryptonite to Croats
Kayden Allen
*mods said i was ban evading
Gavin Evans
Stipe can't handle lanky slavs kind of like how Gus can't handle blacks
Levi Baker
>hey you guys do you mind if we pay you in magic beans?
John Wright
Our boy Albini will stop Stipe
ATT Arlovski is a new beast for sure
Blake Johnson
>having this little respect
Volkov will get comfortably decisioned by the next HW champ.
Matthew Morris
Anyone else casually pont out in the middle of a conversation that you could Heem the guy your talking to dead and that he couldn't do anything about it?
Grayson Lopez
for sure my dude
>can't handle lanky slavs
>has never lost (or even fought for that matter) to a lanky slav
Jacob Perry
user...
Adam Mitchell
Werdum is getting heemed.
Caleb Brown
Isn't he Dutch? I thought he was but I also can't speak to the origins of the name Struve
Jack Bennett
>albini
>couldnt put away Andre "glass slipper chin" Arlovski
that NZ knacker/pikey who drank out of some rando's shoe could be on to something though
Jaxson Clark
>Struve
>slav
Benjamin Taylor
>british education
lets leave it at that
Lincoln Robinson
When is Ryan Hall fighting again?
Liam Murphy
Never hopefully
Isaiah Brown
he's the spammer
he even admitted
Ian Cooper
For sure Werdum is an absolute chinlet my man just touch him and hes out one-hunnert percent i too am a 194er
Robert Allen
the GOAT.
Luis Wright
Werdum is a fightlet my guy
Oliver Morris
The obese mod bans people for metaposting so any complaints about him or any conversation at all about /heem/'s internal affairs will earn you a ban. Lots of people are probably gonna be banned now. Including me. The spergmod is an obese nigger though so who cares.
Joshua Smith
Stipe unironically was the real winner that night
Alexander Collins
>the Dutch are Slavs
Fucking retard.
Eli Powell
I agree but i disagree my man he's my favorite fighter and for sure one of the GOATs but he needs to get that belt back. Volkov first, Reem or Blaydes afterwards i would think.
Jaxson Gonzalez
you said it'll work a maximum of one time
one time is all it takes to be the guy that won with a gogoplata that one time
Brandon Peterson
if there wasnt for stipe
werdum would be GOAT without question
he beat the best
he got robbed in the last fight vs overeem
and he is fighting for 20years
he is literally a beast
Isaiah Miller
For sure he hasn't fought anyone on his level since Reem but A.) he lost the decision but won the fight so he should habe already had a rematch with stip and B.) everyone in HW is shit or injured
Carson Martinez
Stipe won the fight but Werdum won the war
Joshua Baker
whos this idiot werdum spammer? You guys need to stop being so much stock behind one fighter.
Werdumb will either loose split desc, or get KTFO. I'm hoping for the latter, Brazilian monkey trying to start fights with people not in his weight class because he's tired of losing to bigger names.
Gavin Bennett
if he can put ngannou away he'll have a shot for sure
Parker Brooks
Werdum spammer is T-City spammer, who use to be Shlob spammer
Kayden Wilson
They won't let Ngannou near another grappler for years. Ngannou will get Hunt or Lewis next. Or Volkov, if he wins.
Isaiah Moore
>losing to bigger names
what bigger names? the only bigger name than him is Miocic and this is arguable
maybe he doesn't need another fight if he beats Volkov, but it's hard to count the Harris fight since it was so rushed it looked like it was a training, i would like to see him vs Ngannou too.
Hunter Myers
He only has h8rs because of le ebin werdum face and his un-aesthetic record, anyone who isn't a caz knows he is a legend.
>werdum spammer
I only post about him every so often my man. He is a top ranked HW, a GOAT of the sport and has a fight coming up. You should watch his fights sometime, he will earn your respect. Chin, cardio, heart.
Nolan Myers
Ngannou is a cardiolet and they're going to pair him off with the Black Beast. I don't think the UFC wants these nogs who gas in 5 seconds in the title picture unless they have no choice.
Angel Hernandez
>loses to post usada overeem
>can't submit Travis Browne
>last two fights were against a guy who lost to black beast and some random can that is 10W and 7L in his MMA career
Zachary Hughes
Tybura was unironically winning against Lewis until he lost
Cameron Gray
>implying he really lost to Reem
no, he got robbed
>can't submit Travis Browne
ok that's a problem but Browne wasn't so deleted at the time
>last two fights were against a guy who lost to black beast and some random can that is 10W and 7L in his MMA career
Tybura was a fairly good prospect and he dominated the whole fight, black beast on the other hand got wrestlefucked the whole fight and found a KO at the end, i just said i hardly counts the Harris fight and because of this i think he needs 2 more wins to gain a title shot since he got robbed vs Reem
Grayson Cox
this
they literally made overeem win so ngannou doesnt have to fight against werdum
werdum would embarass him
after the cormier fight
if styp wins, he's the first in line that deserves the titleshot without doubt
it's the troll mandrama spammers who report each of my posts
Lucas Stewart
for sure Tybura and Walt Harris are huge wins my guys 100%
Ayden Nguyen
Harris wins the rematch
Angel Evans
are heem posters this dumb or are just memeing??? i've said literally 4 times that i don't even count the Harris fight and the Tybura fight wasn't all that too and he might have to win 1 or 2 more fights to have a title shot
Grayson Hall
Maybe he could rematch Travis Browne again? Travis has proved to be a peach of a beast. But hey no matter what his path to the title might be, I think we all look forward to him sprinting face first into Stipes fist again
Oliver Jenkins
Ngannou or Blaydes/Reem are most likely.
Chase White
reem doesnt deserve shit
he realistically lost 3 out of his last 4 fights
Xavier Martinez
It will be Blaydes-Reem for the shot 100%
Gavin Powell
Werdum/Volkov winner needs to fight Blaydes/Reem winner to determine who the #1 C is, especially if Reem wins since he already got starched by Stipe
Jordan Hughes
They are both dumb and memeing, only an absolute caz wouldn't respect Werdum's record. This is his last chance at the belt though imo
William Perry
>Luke Rockhold on facing Alex Gustafsson
>“I’ll be coming to 205, I’m gonna handle my business, and you better be sure I’m coming for that ass.”
>Gustafsson " Can’t ask for more .chinny as middle weight. KO’d as a LHW. Fool yourself to believe its the weight cut. "
This is it lads, the chinlet can with the worst boxing defence is going to retire after losing to the best boxer in the UFC.
Is there any more possibly satisfying moment in the UFC for 2018?
"You know Australia is like my second home, the fans have a lot of love, the surfing and excellent wines like California" - Luke Rockhold 4 days before being HEEM'D in Australia and Yoel exposing Luke's receding hairline before kissing him.
Other events in the UFC I'm looking forward to:
Tyquil losing and being kicked from the roster, RDA can do it, Wonderboy can do it in a rubbermatch (GSP currently assessing opponents to "elevate my legacy")
Gooby officially retiring or getting heem'd into retirement
Machida to retire Vitor "the fraud" Belfort
Jon Jones getting a lengthy ban from USADA
Cody " no chin" Garbage to lose in his undeserved rematch or against rightful contender Riviera
Great matches between Whittaker and Romero, Tony and Khabib, Blessed and T-city, mildly excited for DC and Stipe but more for Gus v DC and Stipe v Cain.
Cláudia to flush Joanna "el odioso ogro de Polonia" and Nig Rose
SHAUB BLESS
Brayden Gray
The thing is because everyone seems to think Luke has literally no chance against Gus, including me, he'll probably manage to pull off some meme win because >MMA