Official /turnleft/ DC Solar 200 @ ISM Raceway Race Thread

Coverage on FOX

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rags

I think we can all agree on this
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. David Pearson
3. Jeff Gordon
4. Richard Petty
5. Jimmie Johnson

will ballgaier win

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>You know, user, even though it's cloudy you should still use sunscreen, so why don't you come back to my trailer and I'll help you rub some on.

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>cupdriverwinslol

>Hey user, I'm heading over to rattlesnake hill. Would you like to join me, I guarantee you'll see a wild snake when we reach the top.

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rolling for first car out

>sherrifs with ar-15s guarding the driver intro entrance

lmao

Sieg Heil!

rolling for the number of laps down Mike Harmon finishes

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You literally cannot Stump the Mac. Its fucking impossible. Don't even try.

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>Hey Larry Mac, in 1997 this crew chief gave arguably the greatest driver of all-time his only winless season. Do you know who it was?

i believe the answer is Larry Mac

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>60 years old
>fat
>still eating BBQ
>still driving race cars
>zero fucks given
Living the dream, honestly...

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>Implying the Harmonator would eat cold BBQ

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look at Morgan Shepherd, he qualifies on time most every week.
I was watching him at Las Vegas, he was actually passing cars before he retired it for the day.
76 years old

>female commentators in anything other than female sports
Absolute cancer.

No.
1. Petty
2. Earnhardt
3. Johnson
4. Pearson
5. Tie between Gordon, Waltrip, Allison and Yarborough.

Muh God poster is late

>Threat of rain
>In Phoenix

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That's pretty bad ass.

Krista Voda is better than 75% of the men

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JUST

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jr's last win came here 2 years ago when the race was rained out

>tfw "The Bull" got cucked out of his ride

Poole's closed forever

nascar tries way too hard

You're just letting her lead you around by the dick,
like the beta soyboi you are.

VORTEX
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>That flashback


>ynr that Jason Leffler has been dead for almost five years

the autist is back

Boogity

Nice buzzwords
>adam Alexander
>Rick Allen
It's not like she has tough competition

are you fuckers ready for regans rap

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Adam's a good guy IRL. He was nice enough to spare two minutes to talk with me in the garage a few weeks ago and he knows his stuff.

RAIN IN 5

>Michael Waltrip discussing Ryan Truex as being "loose" or "tight"

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about to rain steadily lmao. fuck this series anyway

For the longest time as a kid, I thought the goodyear logo was a seahorse fish thing. The dimple thing on the wing looked like an eye.

Open up the road course and give them rain tires.

>whataburger

>Finchum running Carl Long's '09 throwback

Cool.

does anyone listen to the teams scanners

done went and blowed up

>cancerous coverage with stupid numale gimmicks

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What does ISM stand for

(aut)ISM

Some (((corporation))) that paid for the naming rights.

Ingenuity Sun Media

>Bread

22 team all pissed off on the radio when that was 100% brads fault

based stage cautions making sure theres less racing before the rain

Red flag for rain

Raining in the god damn desert

>Phoenix
>rain

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This guy interrupted breads shitposting

Winter came late out here this year. We're actually lucky there wasn't rain last Fri and Sat in Vegas

Blaney has a nice voice

why dont tracks build rollable tarps of some kind into the banking and roll them down when it starts raining

I submitted that idea for a patent years ago

why dont they just use rain tires?

Why don't they just go slow so they don't crash?

why dont they just build domes over the tracks?

they do

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Covering the track and protecting it from U.V. damage between events would probably save them millions in maintenance fees over the years.

Has it stopped raining. Only got a glimpse when doing an interview and seemed ok.

>continued on fs1

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BUY THE CABLE PACKAGE

>Doesn't rain for months
>rains on race weekend
EVERY TIME

>They haven't switched to streaming services by now

Feels good watching NASCAR on Sling

Eh we're paying like 170 for 200/10 internet and all the cable minus skinemax. Removing the tv and paying for a streaming service would cost us the same for less.

poorfags detected

>St Pete Indycar starts at 230am
>turnleft starts at 5am.

Who not going to work on Monday?

Here we go

>robert wickens on the indy pole

literally never heard of him

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He came from DTM ...

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>krylewinslol

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more rain

>CAWSHUN
There are lots of rain drops on truex's camera, they might call it after the end of the stage

Radar looks pretty good after this little bit of light rain. They'll finish the race

>cant even race in drizzle
nice motor"""""""sport"""""" amerifats

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fuck

They could have done 3 more laps to make it official and call it...

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This won't be a long delay. Props to NASCAR for red flagging before stage end.

>implying f1 can race in moisture
Judging from what
said, i think they stopped on purpose

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He's a good driver(obviously), he did well in the formula ladder series.
Tomorrow will be an incredible race, lots of proven drivers mid to back of the field, while several new drivers and teams are ahead of them an want to stay there.
Should be good.

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that motherfucker is using notragsinabox

to be fair formula ladder series is full of meme pay drivers

Looking good

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Nice flag, faggot.

Cindric was sleeping in the car

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based rich kid

>KWL has been a thing for 10 years now

I don'r disagree.
Wickens could have been one of those guys who made it all the way to F1 on Championships alone, but came in second one year and was dropped.

>hemric moving the grandson of the owner out of the way
Based

The #7 car's paint scheme is butt-ugly.

>lead change during commercial

>ywn race go karts with nascar drivers

why live

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